"Trowa!" Quatre cried, a single tear drop hovering in one eye. "How could you?!"
The brown-haired pilot shrugged. "Heero was a better lay," he finally said. Quatre screeched angrily and descended upon the unlucky boy with a pair of scissors. Two bite marks and three snips later, Trowa had mysteriously grown another eye.
"Oh my god," Duo murmured, unaware of the social irony, "you killed Heero!"
Trowa began to laugh.
"Hahaha!" he cawed, sprouting wings. "He begged me to kill him!"
"NO!" Duo screamed, clapping his hands over his ears tightly. "STOP!"
"That is exactly what Heero said when I began to tickle him with a feather," Trowa reflected absently. "He went into shock after the second hour." This time Duo squealed and descended with the scissors, leaving Trowa with a large bald patch.
"But then why the blood on his head?" Quatre wondered out loud conveniently.
"He nicked his head as he fell," Trowa explained. "But I must be off, my pretties. See you all in the OAV!"
With that, he changed into a large bird and flew out the window. Duo watched him as he went soaring into the sky, and he screamed in anguish.
"I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE, TROWA!"
Suddenly, a large bird poop landed on his face just as he was screaming the bird's name. Sputtering, Duo shook his head and began to tremble with laughter. It was too much...
He promptly self-destructed, sending bits and pieces of him as far as the Sanc Kingdom. Relena was busy stamping documents, her wrist quite sore from all of the ‘heavy' lifting, when suddenly a small eyeball smashed hard against the window. She stared at it for a moment, then went back to work...
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