<hyuy> god, no! what if you said 'the braided pilot ran his amethyst orbs over the perfect soldier's dripping turgid erection'?
<lilias> And then followed up with: '"Hn," the stone-faced Japanese pilot uttered in unutterable passion, as he kneaded the soft, velvety, satiny, not at all sandpapery trembling tumescent flesh of his whimpering fey little precious one'? (Wait, I totally forgot to work 'spandection' into there!)
<hyuy> i will help: 'the perfect mask of the perfect soldier suddenly shattered as his american angel breathed hot moist breath across his his hard straining spandex-covered spandection.' (how's that? ^.~)
<lilias>'Faster, faster, you fool you fool,' the luscious nymphet
cooed, pursing his pillowy, pouty lips in rosy invitation.'
(Oof. Lili has just ruined a childhood memory by using lines from a
Bill Cosby humor LP in a Very Bad Lemon. >_<)
<hyuy> 'with an amazing amount of strength belied by his tiny frame,
the perfect soldier perfectly flipped the quivering violet-eyed fey
beautiful angel braided pilot onto his back, the creamy satiny
untouched skin of his amazingly sculpted abs quivering in joyous
anticipation of the perfect touch of the japanese pilot's red hot
moist quivering tongue. "ai shiteru zutto heero no baka onegaisimasu
kitte kudasai tabemasen ka soo desu nee!" he screamed, even though, in
actuality, the american braided lavender-eyed angel was american and
not, in fact, japanese.'
(i don't know if i can continue with this. i'm getting ill.)
hyuy and Lilias
decline all responsability should you suffer from nausea upon reading this...
Originally posted on OAFML; used with permission, Copyright © October 2001 hyuy and Lilias, though some common sense will show that anyone who insists on stealing this immortal masterpiece is probably safe from prosecution...