02-Aug-2000
::skips in:: ha ha! After a night of being banned from the computer by the evil imps that live in my
house...
Quatre: You shouldn't be talking about your siblings like that.
Pern: Shhhh....They'll know I'm online again and want the comp.
Quatre: oh...
Pern: Anyway, I managed to write this despite the imps. Ha, HA!
Quatre: Pern....exactly how much sleep did you get last night?
Pern: enough. Okay, here is sequel to What Happens When Duo Goes Away for a Week. I apologize for the
crossposting.
Warnings: lots of OOC.
Disclaimer: I don't own either GW or MP. *pout*
What Happens When Duo Loans Out His CD
Duo was sitting listening to his stereo attempting to take a nap. It had been a hard day for him, as he had spent most of it trying to repair DeathScythe. The poor Gundam was leaking fluid from one of its arms and Duo was at his wit's end trying to find the hole.
Trowa had thankfully shown up to help, so the problem was eventually solved. Now, he was trying to catch up on some much needed sleep. As he drifted off to sleep, he thought he heard something.
"I'm a lumberjack
And I'm O.K.
I sleep all night
And I work all day."
Duo opened one eye. Listening, he heard nothing so he decided it was his imagination. He closed his eye and began to doze off again.
"He's a lumberjack
And he's O.K
He sleeps all night
And he works all day."
Thinking that he'd accidentally left his Eric Idle CD in the CD changer again. He turned off the random function and hit disk 1 to listen to some Enya.
"I cut down trees
I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesday I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea."
Okay, that definitely wasn't his stereo. Duo rolled over and put his pillow over his head.
"He cuts down trees
He eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesday he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea."
Growling Duo threw the pillow onto the floor, marched over to the window and shut it. He didn't need the fresh air that much. He just wanted sleep and lots of it without any more interruptions.
"He's a lumberjack
And he's O.K
He sleeps all night
And he works all day."
It wasn't working. Duo was completely fed up. Stalking across his room, he tore open the door and marched down the stairs to the kitchen. Unfortunately, he didn't find anyone there. He turned to the living room, but couldn't find them there either.
"I cut down trees
I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars."
This was past annoying. Duo stalked outside looking like Heero does when he has a mission to fulfill and you're in the way. He made a b-line for the back yard.
"He cuts down trees
He skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars."
Suddenly Duo was jumped from behind by assaillants unknown. He struggled as they put a damp cloth to his face. He smelled the ether. He struggled more, but found himself losing. Duo blacked out and his limp body was carried off.
"He's a lumberjack
And he's O.K
He sleeps all night
And he works all day."
Duo awoke to the song still being played. Lifting his head he found Heero, Trowa, Quatre and Wufei glaring at him. He swallowed realizing that they had him tied to a chair. This did not bode well.
"I cut down trees
I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear Papa."
"Hey guys, what gives?" He asked.
"Duo, this is your fault." Wufei snarled.
"What's my fault?"
"This is!" Wufei pointed behind him. Duo strained his eyes to look past the irate Chinese boy. Behind the four standing pilots, the Manganacs were dressed in Mountie uniforms singing at the tops of their lungs. Rashid was dancing around in high heels. Duo paled.
"Because of your CD, all the Manganacs have got the Lumberjack song stuck in their heads and they are now making a music video to it!" Quatre exclaimed. "What do you have to say for yourself?"
"He cuts down trees
He wears high heels..
Suspenders . . . and a bra?
That's shocking, etc.
That's rude . . . tuttut . . . tut tut . . ."
"Yes, Duo." Heero glared. "What do you have to say for yourself?"
"We're waiting." Trowa snarled.
"What is this! The Spanish Inquisition!?" Duo blurted out, suddenly he regretted saying it. Heero was already putting on a large red hat and Quatre was pulling out four red robes from a knapsack.
"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!" Heero exclaimed.
"NOT AGAIN!" Duo wailed.
~The End~
~Tigress Pern
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