27-Jul-2000
::cough:: I was bored when I came up with this. All I can say is...I'm sorry. ^_^ (not that sorry though)
Disclaimer: GW is not mine, neither is MP. Lots of OOC.
Duo staggered to the door. Fumbling for his keys, he cursed OZ to high heaven. He hadn't wanted to go on this mission alone, let alone be gone for a week. The safe house's door opened and Duo walked in.
"Oi! Is anyone home?" he called.
"I'm in the kitchen." Quatre called. He stuck his head into the hallway and Duo headed towards him, thankful that at least someone was home.
"Hey Quatre, how is it going?"
"Fine." Quatre replied as Duo pulled out a chair and flopped down in it. The blond brought him a can of cold root beer from the refridgerator.
"Where are the guys?"
"Around."
"You mean you don't know where they are?"
"No."
"Really. Well did you guys enjoy the tapes I left you?"
"YES! God what is this? The Spanish Inquistion?" Quatre blurted out. Suddenly Duo heard someone come running in behind him.
"No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!" Heero announced. Duo turned in his chair to stare at Heero. He, Wufei, and Trowa were dressed in red cardinals' outfits. Heero sported a big floppy hat and Wufei was wearing a pair of Quatre's goggles. Duo choked on his root beer.
"Our chief weapons are surprise, fear,... ah...." Heero leaned over to Trowa and whispered to him. They argued briefly, then Heero turned back. "Never mind. Grab the blond! We will take him for questioning!" Duo watched as Wufei and Trowa ran over and grabbed Quatre. They dragged him to the living room and tied him to the standup halogen lamp. Duo followed in shock.
"Do you admit to your heresy?" Heero inquired in a loud voice.
"What heresy?" Quatre demanded looking worried.
"He resists. We must use more drastic measures. Use the fluffy pillows." Wufei and Trowa grabbed two pillows from the couch and proceeded to poke Quatre with them. Quatre squirmed.
"It's not working." Trowa told Heero. "He's not confessing."
"Then we'll have to try something more drastic. Take him to the comfy chair." Trowa and Wufei gasped.
"No. Not the comfy chair." Wufei cried.
"Yes, the comfy chair!" Heero snapped. They untied Quatre and dragged him to the recliner in front of the TV.
"Confess!" Heero yelled.
"Confess! Confess!" Trowa and Wufei chorused.
About this time Duo turned away from the scene and headed for his room.
"This is the last time I leave them alone for a week with only my Monty Python tapes to watch."
~The End~
Okay, I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
Duo: I'm not letting you near the Monty Python tapes either.
Pern: But I OWN the tapes. You can't keep me away.
Duo: We're doomed.
Pern: Wait until I find the set with the Lumberjack song on it. ^_^ v
Duo: Oh God, no!
~Tigress Pern
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