Title: Titanic
Author: NaNa (VelvtWhipLasher@icqmail.com)
Pairings: I'm guessing 1x2 2x1
Category: yaoi, dumb humor, parody, ooc, fusion, puke, deathfic
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don’t own Titanic or GW. Just a fusionic happy humoric parody deathfic. C&C and flames are welcome.
//this// indicates thoughts.
Une, Iria and Noin walked up to Duo.
"Mr. Maxwell! I am Relena Peacecraft’s mother, Noin."
"And I’m Iria."
"And I’m Lady Une."
"Will you be coming to tonight’s ball?" they all asked together. Duo stared at them.
"I, um, oop!"
"Yes, yes! Of course he’s coming!" Heero covered Duo’s mouth.
"Oh, that’s wonderful! We’ll see you there," Une and Noin waved good-bye. Duo pushed Heero away.
"What are you doing?!" Duo glared.
"Ah, calm down. I didn’t mean to hurt you," Heero protested.
"Why did you cover my mouth?" Duo demanded angrily.
"Because," Heero put his hands over Duo’s hands. "I was scared that you might say no," Heero looked into Duo’s eyes.
"Why would I say no?" Duo looked at Heero strangely. "You said there’d be good food. So why would I say no?" Duo asked again. Heero blinked couple of times. Then he started to laugh.
"What’s so funny?" Duo wondered aloud in confusion.
"Nothing, nothing at all," Heero waved his hands as he chuckled. Heero sighed. "You’ll never understand," Heero gently caressed Duo’s cheek. Duo just stared back with questioning eyes.
Relena gaped at Heero. //What on earth? Impossible!// Her Heero couldn’t be interested in that baka. He was only supposed to love her! Her only! //Then how come he’s touching Duo?// Relena wondered. Duo was a plot to gain more attention. Relena could no longer watch them stare at each other. She started toward them.
"Heero! Sweetie!" Relena stuck her head between Heero and Duo. "Let’s go! We need to get ready for dinner," Relena grabbed his arms and dragged him away. She suddenly stopped and turned around and stuck her tongue out at Duo and ran off with Heero. Duo stared at their back and scratched his head.
"What a weird couple," Duo shrugged and started to leave.
"Stop right there!" a voice ordered. Duo turned around. It was Iria.
"Huh? What?"
"You are not going to go to the party like that are you?" Iria frowned at Duo.
Iria beamed at Duo.
"My boy! You look wonderful!" Iria giggled and clapped her hands.
"Um, Iria? What kind of clothes is this?" Duo looked at himself. He was wearing black leather pants, knee high boots, with a loose white shirt.
"Kyah ha ha! This is my idea for future fashion!" Iria laughed hysterically. I made it in the size of my missing little brother Quatre. He’d be just about your size!" Iria beamed. Duo blinked.
"What did you say your brother’s name was?" Duo asked cautiously.
"Quatre. Quatre-Raberba-Winner," Iria answered slowly.
"Quatre!?" Duo froze.
"Why, you know him?" Iria asked.
"I, er," //I can’t tell her that Quatre’s… She’ll kill me! But she still…//
"Of course not! He’s probably dead," Iria cut off his thought with a shrug.
"Eh?" Duo blinked at Iria. Iria smiled.
"He was taken away from my family when he was little. He probably doesn’t even remember me if he is alive," Iria turned her head. "But I couldn’t help it," Iria sniffled. "God, I miss him so much – I wonder where he is…" tears were streaming down her cheek. Iria covered her face and started to cry but Duo could only watch. He felt so helpless.
Relena and Heero waited at the bottom of the stairs.
"He’s so late!" Relena muttered angrily
."Ah, I can’t wait to see him, too," Heero replied joyfully.
"Hey, we’re here!" Iria called out.
"Hello, Iria," Relena and Heero greeted Iria politely.
"Check out our guest of the night! Come on, Duo, don’t be embarrassed," Iria gestured at Duo. Duo came out from behind. The room seemed to be brighter than before. Heero beamed at Duo. Noin, who came out of nowhere, let out a whistle. Relena merely snorted.
"Duo, you look marvelous! Come on down!" Heero praised Duo. Duo blushed and started to walk down the stairs but when he got to the bottom of the stairs, he tripped.
"TRIP!?!?!?!!"
"Agh!" Duo let out a yelp and fell but Heero caught him with ease.
"Are you okay?" Heero asked with worried eyes causing Duo to blush some more.
"I’m, um, okay," Duo stammered from embarrassment.
"I’m glad that you’re all right," Heero smiled warmly. Duo flushed some more.
Relena’s head boiled as she watched Duo continuously blushing at Heero. //I will not allow this to take place in front of me!// Relena moved closer to Heero and kicked his leg from the back. Before Heero could even say what the, Heero’s leg buckled and fell on top of Duo.
"CRASH!"
"Ow…" Duo muttered. He had a headache now. He tried to stand up. "Nani?!" Duo gasped. Heero was on top of him, his head leaning on his chest. "Heero?" Duo whispered.
"Yes, Duo?" Heero opened his eyes and smiled at Duo. Duo blushed.
"Um, can you stand up?"
"Yes." Silence.
"Well?"
"Well what?"
"Aren’t you going to stand up?"
"I like it this way." Blush.
Relena trembled in anger. //This is not how it was supposed to be!// Relena pulled at her hair.
Relena’s Imagination:
Relena kicked Heero’s leg from the back. Heero shook and dropped Duo.
"PLOP!?!?!!?"
"CRASH!"
"Itai!" Duo yowled in pain.
"Can you stand up?" Relena asked with a fake worried tone. Duo tried to move and yelped in pain. "Oh my! I think you twisted your ankle! Oh, that’s too bad. You should go rest. Come on, Heero! Dinner’s ready," Relena dragged Heero to the ballroom, leaving Duo on his ass.
End Imagination.
"Then how come this came out all yucky!?" Relena thought outloud – too loud in fact.
"What’s yucky, my dear?" Noin stopped next to her daughter and asked.
"Everything! This ball! Urgh!" Relena stormed off. Everyone blinked.
"What’s with her?" they all wondered.
=End Part III=
Nana: This is nothing like Titanic…
Jin: It’s getting a bit too paranoid…
NanashiNaNa
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