Title: Titanic
Author: NaNa (VelvtWhipLasher@icqmail.com)
Pairings: I'm guessing 1x2 2x1
Category: yaoi, dumb humor, parody, ooc, fusion, puke, deathfic
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don’t own Titanic or GW. Just a fusionic happy humoric parody deathfic. C&C and flames are welcome.
//this// indicates thoughts.
Catherine and Dorothy glared at Duo and Quatre. Duo and Quatre continued to smile, not showing their cards. Catherine sighed.
"All right, I’ll go first, then Quatre, then Dorothy, then Duo, okay?" Catherine said as she put her cards down.
"One pair of Jacks! Not bad," Dorothy whistled. Quatre laughed at her cards.
"Ah, nothing compared to mine," Quatre shook his fingers and put his cards down with triumph written all over his face.
"One pair of Kings? Hn! Quatre, you’ll never learn," Dorothy snorted and put her cards down. Quatre and Catherine gasped.
"Full house!"
"Exactly. We get the tickets," Dorothy said with smug look on her face.
"You guys aren’t even going to look at my cards?" Duo asked politely. They all turned to Duo.
"Duo! Yes! I forgot! You are our last hope! What do you have, four Aces?" Quatre asked anxiously with sparkles in his eyes. Duo smiled at everyone.
"Are you ready?"
"Yes!"
"I have… nothing." Catherine sweatdropped, Dorothy gaped, and Quatre fell off his chair.
"Baka! We’ll never get to America!" Quatre grabbed Duo by his shirt and shook him. Catherine and Dorothy hugged each other and jumped up and down.
" You’ll never leave France! So long, suckers!" Dorothy blew a kiss and ran off with Catherine. Quatre continued to shake Duo.
"Ano, before you go Zero System…"
"Shut up, Duo! And to depend on an idiot like you! I’ll never leave France!"
"Um, Quatre?"
"What!"
"They don’t have the tickets."
"Nani!?" Quatre yelled in confusion.
"I’m saying," Duo took out the tickets, "that we are going to America," Duo smiled at Quatre. Quatre stared between the tickets and Duo.
"Duo! I love you!" Quatre glomped Duo.
"That’s what friends are for," Duo smiled as he patted Quatre on the back.
Meanwhile…
"This is not the right ticket, ma’am."
"What are you talking about? This is the ticket for third class!"
"No, ma’am. This ticket is fake."
"Fake!?"
"Yes, ma’am. So please step away from Titanic."
"Kisama! Duo! Quatre! Omae-o-korosu!"
"Relena, what do you think of Titanic?" Heero asked.
"Hn. This is worse than Princess," Relena snorted.
"Relena, what are you talking about? Titanic’s beautiful!" Noin disagreed.
"Ah, as if! Mother, you have no eyes," Relena shook her head.
"It is very hard to please your daughter, Noin," Heero muttered.
"Come on, Quatre! We are going to miss the boat!" Duo yelled as he ran through random people.
"Duo, we are on the boat already."
"Really? Let’s go!" Duo ran toward the end of the boat. The sun shined at Duo and the ocean sparkled. "I am the Shinigami from hell!" Duo yelled as he waved his arms then he smacked Quatre by accident.
"Ah!" Quatre yelled out a scream and fell over the fence.
"Splash!"
"Oops! Um, Quatre? Are you okay?"
"Ah! Shark!"
Relena sat and watched the people talk to each other. No one talked to her. She was all alone. Relena snorted. //Hn. Screw them//
Relena stood at the edge and stared down at the dark water.
"Oi! Ojousan! Do you know where the kitchen is?" a voice called out. Relena turned around. There stood a boy with long chestnut braid, flowing with the wind. His cobalt blue eyes shone like the North Star, and had a luscious red lip. Relena stared at the gorgeous creature that stood in front of her. "Oi! Where’s the kitchen? I’m hungry!" the boy yelled at Relena. Relena glanced at the boy.
"Aren’t you going to stop me?" Relena asked with twinkling eyes.
"Stop you? What the hell are you doing that needs to be stopped?" the boy asked.
"I’m going to jump off," Relena announced firmly expecting him to freak out.
"Really? That’s cool. Now, before you jump off and get eaten by a shark, can you tell me where the kitchen is? My friend who is badly injured is waiting for me." Relena blinked at the boy. This is not what she had in mind.
Relena’s Imagination:
"Oh the beautiful angel of the night, why throw away your life because of some perfect soldier when you can have a perfect slave like me?" the boy said as he knelt down on the floor. "Oh, speak to me, my angel! Please give me your gorgeous hand and let me hold in my arms!"
End Imagination.
"Oi! Are you going to tell me where the kitchen is?" the boy asked impatiently as he stamped his foot. "That’s it! I’m going." Relena suddenly had a great idea.
"Hey, if you help me up, I’ll tell you where the kitchen is," Relena said with a wicked smile.
"Really?"
"Really."
"Promise?"
"Promise."
"Swear to Shinigami?"
"Will you shut up and help me already!?"
"Gees, okay!" the boy muttered couple of curses and walked toward Relena. "Here, grab my hand," the boy offered his hand. Relena wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him.
Duo’s eyes widened when the psycho girl kissed him.
"Ah!" Duo yelled and fell backward with the girl on top of him. Duo’s scream of horror echoed throughout Titanic. Wufei turned his head.
"Some baka’s in danger! I must go save the baka from the hentai!" Wufei grabbed his sword and ran off.
=End Part I=
Well that was dumb. I'm pretty sure that most of you watched the movie Titanic with Leo. For those confused,
Character review:
Duo: Jack
Quatre: Jack's friend
Catherine: Extra
Dorothy: Extra
Relena: Rose
Heero: Rose's fiancé
Noin: Rose's mom
Wufei: Police
NanashiNaNa
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