July 11, 2000
Ok here is the revised version of this story. I made it longer and hopefully a bit more funny!!! Anyways here ya go, hope you enjoy it!
Here is number 4 in the Fear Chronicles. Duo's turn!!!! That's all for now, go! Read!
Warnings: Nothing, you don't wanna know, it would ruin it for ya
Disclaimers: Not mine, even though I pray every night...*sweat* Archive: Sure just tell me where and give me an address.
//thoughts//
It was a warm summer day, not! It was actually cold and raining. Quatre and Trowa had gone out to pick up much needed supplies. In their mad run from the last safe house they had neglected to bring any supplies with them, so now they were forced to brave the storm or risk starving to death. That left a bored Duo running around the house like mad, and irritated Wufei chasing Duo and threatening to cut off his braid, and a passive as ever Heero typing aimlessly on his ever present laptop.
"Come back here you braided baka!!!" Wufei ranted as he chased Duo around the living room for the umpteenth time.
"Heero save meeeee!" Duo squealed after Wufei came within centimeters of snipping the offensive braid.
"Wufei, please stop trying to cut his braid. Duo shut up before I decide to lock you in the closet again," the pair stopped running and stared at the figure seated at the desk. They looked in shock, mostly because the last time Heero had spoken that much when it wasn't related to a mission, was that strange day when the butterflies attacked. Heero looked at them with wary eyes, then snorted in disgust. It seemed as if he was going to say something else when a car was heard coming into the driveway.
"Woo Hoo, Q's back. Time for food!" Duo jumped back up and dashed for the door, followed by Wufei who had gone back to attempting to amputate the braid.
"Duo can you go help Trowa with some of those things..." Quatre asked as he struggled with the three bags he was carrying. Duo nodded and then happily bounded out into the rain. The only sounds for a few seconds were the sound of nearby thunder and Quatre humming as he put away the groceries, but then a screech was heard, loud enough to wake the dead. The three pilots inside looked up as Duo came running in panting his eyes wide with fear,
"What....the...hell....is that...thing...doing here?" he panted as he leaned against the counter trying to catch his breath.
"What thing?" Quatre asked confused.
"That long eared demon spawn!" Duo shouted exasperated.
"Oh the bunny. He had no home and was gonna be put to sleep so I adopted him." Quatre smiled slightly, not noticing the slightly frantic look Duo had in his eyes.
"You have got to get rid of it!!" Duo gasped.
"It cannot stay here!!!!" Quatre noticed that Duo seemed like he was on the verge of a panic attack.
"Why? Duo are you scared of bunnies?" he asked seriously. Duo turned bright red but nodded his head ever so slightly.
"Oh my! The famed God of Death is scared of a little cute and furry bunny. How interesting." Duo seemed to have patented his own glare o' death somewhere along the line and was currently using it on the grinning Sandrock pilot. Quatre paled visibly before nodding.
"Fine Duo, I will put him in the garage tonight and take him back in the morning." Duo smiled gratefully, neither noticed dark eyes watching them quietly.
//Finally a chance to get back at him for the broccoli incident// Wufei grinned evilly as he snuck back to his room to plan. He smile told it all, it was time for a little revenge.
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That night
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Duo sighed as he got undressed, he was much happier now that he knew that there was no way the bunny could get to him. With a small smile he climbed into bed and started planning his next prank on Wufei, slowly drifting off into a peaceful slumber.
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An hour later
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Wufei slipped into Duo's room, silent as a mouse, holding a terrified and shaking bunny tightly in his arms. With an evil smirk he lifted the covers and gently placed the bunny on Duo's chest, making sure the poor hapless rabbits head was about 3 centimeters from Duo's peaceful sleeping face. Then after carefully replacing the covers he snuck back out of the room and hightailed it to the living room to wait.
He waited patiently, and as the proverb says, good things come to those who wait. What he was waiting for eventually came, and oh so loudly. In the form of a high pitched panicked scream.
"MOOOOOMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!" Duo came tearing out of his room wailing like a stuck pig as Wufei collapsed on the floor consumed with laughter. Tears were rolling down the Chinese youth's face as he looked up at the terrified Duo.
"Oh Wufei, this means WAR!" Duo screeched as he regained his breath. Wufei only smirked as the others came screeching to a halt in the living room. They had become accustomed to the screams of fear and no longer brandished any visible weapons.
"What is going on here?" Quatre asked shocked by the sight of and enraged Duo and a Wufei who was laughing himself silly (please excuse the pun). It was defiantly not normal. Usually it was Duo rolling on the floor laughing and Wufei turning bright red with rage.
"Never mind, I don't even want to know...."Quatre sweat dropped as he backed away slowly from the pair. Heero eyed the pair and then grabbed Duo's braid and yanked, hard.
"Itai, Heero what the hell did you do that for!" Duo, well to be frank, screeched like, don't kill me please, Relena.
(Duo:*screeching again* I do not sound like that...women! Me: Hey now you sound like Wufei Duo: I am going. To. Kill. You!!! Me: Nahhhh, you still want revenge on Wu-chan don't ya Duo: *nod* Me: Well then shut up and let me write)
Geh....uh anyways.....
"Go to bed now, we can work this out in the morning." Heero instructed as he pulled the boy towards the direction of his bedroom.
"NO!!!! Not until that...that...thing is removed from my bed!" Duo growled harshly/
"Fine fine, I will put him back."The pilot of Wing sighed, "Oh, and Wufei don't do that again tonight or I will kill you." With that Heero stalked out of the room.
Ten minutes later he walked back in and glared at everyone present.
"Duo go to bed." And with that turned on his heel and disappeared down the hallway. Duo stuck his tongue out at Wufei then flounced out of the room and supposedly off to bed. In reality his stopped quickly in the bathroom and added a small amount of lime green dye to Wufei's shampoo. Then finally with a satisfied smirk he wandered off to finally go to bed.
*blink, blink* Oh dear what have I gotten myself into?! Oh well, i want those replies,. don't make me hunt you, after all I am armed!!!! And without it you will never see Quatre's fear, or what is going to happen next....
OK revised note. I know that the first version was a tad bit short so I made it bigger. Hope you enjoyed!!!! Remember, replies are GOOD!!!!!
Mistress
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