July 13, 2000
*Sniff* Well even though it seemed as if hardly anyone liked Bunnies Beware I shall continue on. I am also planning on revising Bunnies Beware so that will be out soon too! Anyways, here is the not so long awaited Quatre Fear!!!!! *complete silence* Hn well fine then! *Grin* Don't ask, you don't wanna know.....trust me.
Warnings: Let's see, where to begin. Weirdness!!!! I cannot stress that enough. OOC probably. Uh definite yaoi hints, and the other one..Shoen ai which I know I can't spell worth crap...
Disclaimers: How can I put this simply....I don't own them, I'm not making any money now get these damned penguins away from me!!!!!
It was a beautiful autumn day, the kind that makes you want to play in the leaves. Which just happened to be exactly what our favorite guys were doing right then. Somehow, someway Duo and Quatre convinced the less, shall we say playful, of the pilots to play in the leaves with them. Well, sort of. Duo and Quatre were having a grand time, throwing leaves at each other and randomly sticking them down each other shirts. Heero and Trowa just sat there and stared at each other while Wufei glared at the rambunctious boys. Trowa glanced at the pair and then shrugged. To everyone's complete surprise he climbed up and proceeded to stalk Duo and shove a handful of leaves down the back of the braided boy's shirt.
"Ack!" he gasped in surprise, he had not expected the stoic Heavyarms pilot to be coming to Quatre's rescue. He noticed both pilots advancing on him with evil smiles, ok so only Quatre was smiling but you get the picture, and giant handfuls of leaves. He took off running and was even more surprised to run straight into Heero, who of course had a handful of leaves as well. Duo's eyes grew large as he ducked and tried to protect the opening in his shirt. Heero grunted, as usual, and stepped over the cowering figure. Duo was very into hiding but even that did not cause him to miss the undignified squeal that Quatre emitted.
"Gaah!!! Trowa help!" Duo looked up just in time to see the blond pilot call out his lovers name and go tearing across the field towards him, Heero fast on his heels. It was obvious that Heero could easily catch the blond youth but appeared to not want to end the game yet.
"Wait for me," Duo took off after the pair his braid whipping behind him. With a battle cry he tackled the pair and they all tumbled to the ground in an undignified heap of tangled arms legs and one braid. Trowa smirked slightly before jumping into the mess and starting a tickle war. Wufei sniffed slightly, and was so caught up in his ignoring the that he didn't see their quiet approach until it was too late.
"KISAMA!" he cursed as the four handfuls of leaves made their way down the back of his shirt. He growled menacingly before attacking the one nearest him, which happened to be Duo, and the piece he just happened to grab was, of course his braid. Which caused Duo to yelp and Heero to tackle Wufei.
The fighting continued for a good twenty minutes before Quatre forced them to call a truce. With leaves everywhere; down their shirts, in their hair, even in their socks, they headed back inside.
"Hey Q-man, do you have a mirror I can borrow?" At the word 'mirror' Quatre blanched, and his eyes widened visibly.
"Uh...n.n.no Duo. There are no..*cough* mirrors in this house." Quatre seemed to be hard-pressed to be able to say the word 'mirror'. At this Duo raised an eyebrow but said nothing. At the lack of response Quatre seemed to relax, but still looked disturbed. Duo decided he would ask Rashid instead.
"Master Duo, there are no mirrors in this house. Master Quatre has made sure of that. He has been afraid of them for years, and as a result banned mirrors from every house." Rashid shook his head ruefully. Duo looked devastated, and Rashid could see why, Duo's hair was a mess. He had leaves everywhere and pieces were sticking out all over "Well, I suppose I could tell you. But you must swear *not* to tell Master Quatre about it." Rashid looked guiltily at the door.
"Sure, of course I promise." Duo looked anxious and fingers his braid nervously. Rashid motioned him to follow and walked down the hallway. They walked for about five minutes before coming to a discreet door on the left side. When Rashid opened the door Duo's jaw dropped. The room was celing to floor mirror, every wall was covered and a look up revealed that the celing was also a mirror.
"Thanks a ton Rashid, don't worry. Your secret is safe with me." Duo grabbed his brush and started tackling the knots in his hair as Rashid backed quietly out.
"Rashid, where's Duo? We are moving to a new safehouse." Quatre yelled as he ran next to Rashid. Rashid looked decidedly uncomfortable.
"Uh I will go and get him." Rashid mumbled quickly and started off in the opposite direction.
"No, you have to go arrange the transportation. I will get him where is he?" Quatre looked at Rashid who was fidgeting uncomfortably.
"Rashid..." he said in a warning tone.
"Third floor, west wing. Last door on the left." Quatre nodded and took off the right direction as Rashid slumped to the ground with a mortified look on his face.
"Hey Duo, you in there?" Quatre knocked hesitantly on the door that Rashid had specified.
"Yeah..." came the muffled reply. Quatre took that as an invitation to come in so he opened the door and walked in quickly. He was about to tell Duo about the moving arrangements when he noticed hat covered the walls and ceilings.
"Guh.," was all he managed to stammer out before falling to the ground twitching madly.
"Quatre? Oh shit.."
"Hello Mr. Winner. I am Dr. Paige. As I can see from your chart you seem to be improving wonderfully. If you keep up the good work I will release you next week." Quatre smiled mistily at the doctor as he continues to paint on the walls of the privately owned mental hospital. The other pilots watched on silently as the blond painted yet another broken mirror.
"Well, at least he's getting better..." Duo mumbled, trying to be helpful, the other pilots ignored him. Duo looked once more at the happily painting Quatre then sighed and left for the elevator, intending on cleaning up the house for Quatre's big homecoming.
Hehehehehe......I love being me!!! Ok there you go, another installment of
the Fear Chronicles. So now what???? I have other ideas for like the girls
and such. Would anyone be interested in reading them? Get back to me on it
if you would. Ok back on the subject at hand, which is nothing. *grin* I am
at play rehearsal and bored outta my mind. Thank God for laptops huh! Ok by
the way. I WANT REPLIES!!!!!!!
*Growl*
Bye now!
Mistress
of
Death
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