13-Sep-2000
Category: Adventure, Action Emotional Angst, Romance. Pairings: 1x2, 3x4x5 (combinations there of.) Rating: R (Language) Disclaimer: Not mine, no money being made or sought here.
NOTES: Okay. I've been on the emotional rollercoaster with CP here and I decided it was time for a breather. Duo, the selfless boy that he is, eagerly stepped up to the plate and offered to spend some time furthering Quatre's 'education.' The following bit of fun ensued. I put an R rating on this for language and the... twisting of a timeless children's classic movie.
P.S. No gummy bears were harmed in the making of this ficlet.
Quatre was sitting behind the desk he'd had set up in his hotel room. He'd spent the day in meetings and was settling down for another long night of trying to catch up with WEI paper work. He was about to take a sip of his tea when Duo burst into the room causing Quatre's hand the jerked and the tea to slosh.
"Quatre! I have an idea!"
"And I have tea in my lap." The little blond muttered morosely as he swiped futilely at the stain on his dress slacks.
Duo continued undaunted. "You need a sanity break!"
Quatre just looked at Duo and raised his eyebrows.
Duo beamed maniacally at the little blond and held up a vid-disk and a bag. "And I've got the ingredients right here."
Quatre looked concerned. "Duo..." He drew the name out through both syllables.
"Aw, come on man, it'll be fun. Heero's out for a while. It's the perfect time for a little *sibling* bonding. Besides, I've been wanting to introduce you to these for a while now." Duo's brow's waggled wickedly.
" 'Introduce me...' Duo, you're scaring me here." Quatre was still dubious but he grinned a little, feeling the tension he'd been experiencing, going over the reports on his desk, start to unwind.
Duo set down the bag and the disk and then scooted around the desk. Grabbing the back of the chair he tilted it forward and began to shake. "Come on! Get up! Get outtah that chair you."
Quatre clung reflexively to the arms of the chair. "Duo!!" He laughed around the yelp.
Duo continued to strain and shake the chair, till finally Quatre was forced to jump up or be dumped on his ass under his desk. Grinning with his triumph, Duo yanked the chair away and crowded behind Quatre, herding him away from the desk.
"Eek.. Duo! Okay, okay! I'm walking, I'm walking!!!"
Once Duo was satisfied that Quatre was in fact on his way to the couch, he bounded on ahead, grabbing up the vid-disk and carrying it to the large entertainment center.
"You're going to *love* these! I promise you." Duo was practically dancing from foot to foot. "It's a whole series and I mean they are the best!"
Quatre stroked his tie and settled down onto the couch, leaning against one corner as he watched the tip of the bouncing braid. There was a sort of ... hypnotic fascination to watching the chestnut rope dart back and forth. Giving himself a shake, Quatre looked back up to Duo's face when the American grabbed up the remote and came back to the couch.
"Okay, before we get started, I got us provisions!" Duo chortled, grabbing his bag. "One for you... and one for me."
Quatre's eyes widened as he automatically reached up to take the liter bottle of his favorite soda. "Uh.. Duo? Don't you want a glass?"
"No!" Duo yelped with a certain righteous indignation. "You have to drink the entire thing. It's part of the fun."
Quatre blinked and he looked at the plastic bottle. "There's only one bathroom in this suite." He muttered then blinked as a bag of gummy bears bounced off his nose.
"Heh, I know you love gummy bears, so I got you a bag."
" 'A' bag? Duo there's got to be 3 lbs of gummy bears in here." Quatre was looking at the standard size market bag, designed to hold six ears of corn and filled to the brim with gummy bears.
"Actually I think it was 5 lbs but who's counting. Eat up man!"
Quatre looked like he wanted to be ill just at the thought but he obediently opened the bag and fished out a white gummy bear. There was something rather therapeutic about biting their little heads off.
Duo plunked down on the couch with his bottle of soda and a bag of peanut brittle. He kept chortling evilly and Quatre kept giving him wary looks. The American boy quickly punched in the codes to start the vid-screen and the vid player, then he leaned back.
"This is gonna be great!" Duo was practically squirming.
Quatre couldn't help but be infected by Duo's good humor and he smiled. Turning towards the screen he saw the credits start for the movie and he furrowed his brow a little.
"Duo... I've seen Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory."
"Shsss.. watch watch!" Duo was vibrating now.
Quatre turned his eyes back to the screen and prepared himself to humor his *older brother* when something very odd happened on the vid. Quatre blinked... then his eyes widened and his brows shot up into his hairline.
"Oh...my."
"Yeah... now that's what I call, Willy's Wonka!"
Quatre covered his mouth with his hand, forgetting he had a handful of gummy bears. He munched reflexively as he watched the start of the 'movie'. It was part the original Willy Wonka that he remembered from childhood but.. there had been scene's added. Very... graphic scenes, that Quatre was certain had not been in the origional version.
"Hmm... I don't remember the gold tickets being wrapped around chocolate dildooohhh my."
Duo bounced. "Melt's in your mouth!"
Quatre was torn between covering his eyes and peeking through his fingers. He took a quick swig off his soda bottle, then another.. and yet another. A few gummy bears made it into his mouth. Duo was munching on his peanut brittle and drinking without taking his eyes off the screen.
At one point Quatre rotated his head around. "Can you do that with an Umpalumpa?"
"Sure. See, you just have to use the harness and pulley, then tie the straps... "
" Duo, for the love of Allah stop!" Quatre interrupted. "You're frightening me."
"I'm just saying..."
"And I don't want to know!"
"Oh. All right." Duo subsided for a minute. "Well.. then why did you ask?"
"It... just seemed like the thing to do."
"Oh." Duo was quiet for a few minutes, his violet eyes darting over to watch Quatre watching the screen. "You know... I bet you weight about the same as an Umpalumpa."
"Duo!!"
"Okay, okay... just you know... seemed like the thing to say."
Quatre looked over at Duo, giving him a rather passable *death glare*. Duo beamed back at him waggling his brow's wickedly.
"I could loan you..."
"Shut-up Maxwell!" Quatre turned beet red and hunched down in the couch, gulping desperately on his bottle of soda and gnawing madly on some more gummy bears.
Duo chortled and turned back to the screen. "Ooo look.. the ever lasting sucker."
Quatre watched... and blinked... and blinked. About 30 minutes later his eyes were huge in his face. "How many does that make?!?!"
"I counted 30 the first time through." Duo remarked in an academic tone.
"I think he passed 30 about 15 ago."
"Really? Daaammnnnnn."
There was a pause, the sound of more soda being hurriedly gulped.
"Duo... is that even possible? I mean... ow."
"It's a lot of cock-sucking."
"I think my jaw aches."
"Eat more gummy bears."
Once again silence fell between the two boys as they watched the action on the screen. Every so often Quatre would eep and lean back against the couch, covering his mouth with his hand, then munching madly on more gummy bears. Duo was torn between watching one of his favorite dirty movies and watching the little blond. It was good to see Quatre relaxed and for once thinking about something other then the damn reporters, meetings or his missing lovers.
As the movie came to it's conclusion, Quatre grinned wickedly. "Just how many people can you fit in a Great Glass Elevator."
Duo chortled evilly and dug into his bag, pulling out two more vid-disks.
"Which one do you want to watch next? 'Snow White and the Seven Phallics' Or '1001 Knights of Lust?' "
End Part 11
Laekin
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