14-Jan-2001
Since a lot of you liked my Winnie the Pooh/GW crossover ficlet, here is another one, for your pleasure, based on a joke I once heard, usual disclaimers apply:
The giant named Wing had just rescued Princess Relena from the terrible fire-breathing dragon called Nataku. Wing gathered up the tiny princess and held her in the palm of his hand.
"Oh, thank you, thank you for rescuing me," she gushed. "You are my Heero, and as a reward you may have anything your heart desires that I can grant." (sorry for the pun).
"I can? Really?" the giant asked. "Well, I have always wanted to marry a princess and live in a big castle, caves do get cold and damp after awhile. So, will you marry me, Princess Relena?"
"My yes, of course I will." she beamed, "Besides, I think you're kind of cute."
"Oh, goody!" Wing exclaimed as he clapped his hands together with joy.
So is this one better or worse?
KwyckSylver
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