Yoiko: Ok, guys! Time for a new crossover! ^_^v
Wufei: With Ryoga? *winces when Duo starts laughing*
Yoiko: Nope, sorry. ^_^ But this oughta be a fun one! You'll do it, right?
Duo: Why would we do that?
Yoiko: Because it's in the contract you drew up with Nabiki Tendo.
Duo: Oh. -_- Yeah, I guess we're doing a crossover, then!
Heero: Hn.
Trowa: .............
Quatre: So what's the crossover, Miss Yoiko?
Yoiko: Just wait and see! ^_^ You go get in costume, and I'll get started out here. ^_^
Heero: Ryokai. *drags Duo off, followed by a puzzled Quatre, stoic Trowa, and reluctant Wufei*
Yoiko: Ok, fic time! ^_^v
Good Grief!
Wufei: *steps into the fic and realizes he's wearing a yellow sweater with a jagged black stripe at the hem, and little black shorts that show off his dimpled knees.*
Tzigane: WAIIII! DIMPLED KNEES!!! *GLOMPS Wufei*
Wufei: Onna! I'm trying to do a fic, here! Unhand me, woman!
Yoiko: *whining* Tzi-chan, you're messing up my stooooooory!!! Wait till AFTER the fic to molest the stars!
Tzigane: Ok! ^_^v *clutches a chibi-Wufei plushy doll and drools in anticipation*
Wufei: So, today is the big game. I hope everyone is ready to play!
Quatre: *walks out in black shorts and a striped shirt, dragging a blue blanket behind him* It would be easier to get the team to play if we won once in a while.
Wufei: I know... -_- But I'm sure today will be different! Today we just have to win!
Quatre: What's so important about today's game?
Wufei: The little... ONNA!
Yoiko: *wincing from the volume* You rang, Wu-chan?
Wufei: What is the MEANING of this? And don't call me Wu-chan!
Yoiko: Just play along, Ok? Geez, Wu-chan, no reason to get your panties in a knot.
Wufei: YOU LEAVE MY UNDERWEAR OUT OF THIS!!! And stop calling me Wu-chan!
Yoiko: 'Kay, Wu-chan. Back to work, everyone. Quiet on the set! *glares at Tzigane and tosses her a mop for the drool puddles* Yeesh.
Quatre: What's so important about today's game?
Wufei: The little *shudder* braid-haired girl will be there. *Looks out towards the bleachers, where Relena sits and looks cute*
Heero: *from the sidelines* No.
Yoiko: Heero, it's your cue!
Heero: No.
Yoiko: Heero, this is your MISSION!
Heero: Mission?
Yoiko: Ninmu!
Heero: ..... *long, long, loooooooong pause* Ryokai. *stalks out in a short blue dress* Hn.
Yoiko: You have to say the lines.
Heero: Why did you cast me this way?
Yoiko: Well, you're both perfect, you both have a temper... and face it, honey, you both look terrific in blue. ^_^v
Heero: *ominous glare* Omae o korosu.
Yoiko: You say that all the time.Just do the line, Heero. That's the mission.
Heero: That little... *shudders* braid-haired girl is nowhere near as beautiful as I am, Charlie Brown.
Wufei: WAUK! You have me cast as CHARLIE BROWN! ONNNNNA! How dare you commit this atrocity, this violence against good taste, this desecration of all that's holy... this INJUSTICE!!!
Heero: You got a problem?
Wufei: I am NOT a Charlie-Brownie loser!
Duo: *dances onto the set in Snoopy suit with "Joe Cool" sunglasses on.* Oi, at least you're human. *looks at Heero* And at least you got pants.
Heero: Omae o korosu.
Quatre: *dubiously, trying to convince himself that he's Ok with all this* Linus was always my favorite...
Trowa: .........*steps out covered in filth that floats around him in a dark cloud* ............
Yoiko: Trowa, could you at least PRETEND to follow the script?
Trowa: ...............................................
Yoiko: *sniff* Well, there was no need to go *that* far. >_< Besides, Pig Pen is a GREAT role!
Wufei: I refuse to participate in this travesty of justice! *kicks dirt on the home plate and stalks away, Tzigane following close behind him*
Relena: *suddenly spying Heero in his Lucy getup* HEEEEEE~EEEEEEEERO!
Heero: *shudders as Relena approaches*
Duo: Well, that's my signal to hit the road. At least I got cast as the coolest character in the show. ^_~
Trowa: ....................................................................
Duo: No need to use such *snicker* DIRTY language, man.
Quatre: *following Trowa and Duo off the set* You know, I kind of like the blanket... maybe I can keep it! ^_^
Relena: *catches up* Heeeero! I can't believe it!
Heero: *blushes furiously*
Relena: I had no idea you were a cross-dresser. Obviously someone in my political position could never date a person like you. I hope you understand, dear Heero. *caresses his cheek lovingly* Try to remember me fondly.
Heero: *watches her go* Hn. Something good came of this fic after all. *glares at Yoiko, then stalks off*
Yoiko: But... but... we're not finished! We're not finished! Come back! *stands on the Charlie-Brown pitcher mound and throws her head back in angst as all the players abandon the field and it starts to rain* Aaaaaugh!
THE END
Yoiko: Well, that was it! ^_^v
Treize: I'm leaving before she gets any more crazy ideas!
Zechs: Right behind you, sir. *suddenly realizes he's wearing huge eyeglasses and a red shirt/black shorts outfit, and freezes*
Treize: *is suddenly in a green striped shirt, pair of shorts and sandals* *long, looooooong pause* You're weird, Marcie.
Zechs: Yes, Peppermint Pattie, sir.
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