Heero Yuy gazed out over the crashing waves, squinting in the afternoon glare as he watched the beach goers frolicking. He heaved a deep sigh, shifting his weight from one burning sneaker-clad foot to the other and wondering how Duo had managed to con him into this.
"Heero! You want one?" Duo called. He turned to face the long-haired pilot, unconsciously deepening his scowl as Duo flashed him an enthusiastic grin and handed money to a beach side hot-dog vendor. A simple shake of the head was all the answer Duo was going to get.
"You don't know what you're missing!" Duo said, savoring the aroma as he carried the fully-loaded hot dog over to Heero.
"I don't know how you can eat that junk."
"With relish!" Duo answered, waggling his eyebrows as he took a huge first bite. Heero flinched in reaction to the horrible pun, smashed the rest of the hot dog against Duo's face and stalked away, ignoring the long-haired boy's astonished sputtering.
"Heero!" Duo shouted, his voice carrying across the beach and attracting the attention of hundreds of startled beach-goers. "YOU CAN'T JUST MESS WITH MY WIENER AND WALK AWAY!!!"
"Omae o korosu," Heero snarled, blushing as he realized that half the beach was now staring at them.
"Your behavior will ketchup to you in time!"
"Stop it, Duo."
"Or what?" Duo said, wiping his face with a napkin inadequate for the task.
"Or I'll kill you."
"Ha! That's no kind of answer! Why, if you were a REAL tough guy, you'd have mustard up a decent response by now!"
"Fine then. STOP IT OR I'LL TOAST YOUR BUNS!"
Yoiko ^__^
Author's Note: I don't own the characters or situations of Gundam Wing, and this fic is not meant to be taken as a claim to the copyright. Also, I mean no disrespect to the creators of this wonderful anime series.
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