<Normal disclaimers apply. I do not own any part of Gundam Wing, the creators do.>

Side Story by Test One

<Duo goes by a room and hears Quatre and Wufei talking through a door slightly ajar.>

Quatre: See, I told you you would like it.

Wufei: I feel ridiculous.

Quatre: Relax, it's beautiful on you.

Wufei: This is an injustice. You coerced me into it.

Quatre: But it feels good, doesn't it?

<slight pause, soft sound of shishing>

Wufei: Ah...

<sound of a slap>

Wufei: Don't touch me there, not if...

<soft sound of shishing again>

Quatre: Not if what?

<touches him 'there' again>

Quatre: It's one hundred percent pure silk. I can't help myself. It so...

<pause>

Wufei: Quatre, stop that now! Don't-

Quatre: Be quiet and pose.

<a barely audible click is heard. Sound of laughter and then a soft thump followed by others. Curious Duo decides to take a peep...>

<Then he had to stop himself from laughing out loud and announcing his presence. Which, when considering what Wufei was embarrassed about, if the Chinese pilot caught Duo peeping, would announce his funeral.>

<Quatre is stroking the black silken material upon Wufei. The other was sitting, facing away from Quatre, his head resting against the blond's shoulder.>

<Click.>

<Click.>

<Another camera softly clicks. Whirring noise as film is instantly processed.>

<Duo silently closes the door. Leaves the two alone. He walks on to Heero's room, with a big grin on his face.>

Heero: What are you grinning for?

<Duo closes door and leans against it. He then begins laughing. Laughing hard.>

Duo: Wufei and Quatre...

Duo <smirk>: Quatre's got Wufei in costume!

Heero: What do you mean?

<Duo learns over and whispers in Heero's ear.>

Duo: Women's undergarment, complete with stockings and all.

<Hands Heero the photo. Only reaction from Heero is a slight widening of the eyes.>

<evil twinkle.>

Duo: Wanna try?

<Heero backs away... his gaze intense as he studies his opponent...>

<Sshissh>

<Ssshish>

<Click.>

Test One