Sheira :::eyes glowing Battousai gold::: This is dedicated to Bei and The Ocean Group. May you be hunted down by rabid fans and forced to listen to Xelloss and Duo’s dubbed voice until you go mad.
Jess-chan: No, Michi-chan's not upset...... ^_^;;;;
Sheira: Urusai! ::sigh::: Disclaimers: I don’t own Gundam Wing and I thankfully don’t own the dubs!
Yaoi, absolute madness and lots of cameo’s from Kenshin which I don’t own either. Che, not even that much yaoi, sorry Minna-chan. I’m going to go now and plot my revenge, but this is a parody of how the
G-boys would react if they saw the dub. It’s got spoilers for the first ep BTW. Have fun and try not to get sucked into my madness!
Jess-chan: Why not? The more the merrier….wait, why am I *encouraging* this
again???
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::fade into Sheira’s domain of anime charas and madness::
Sheira: :::sits anxiously on her bed and grins over at her friend Jess-chan:::
Jess-chan: Wh-why are you looking at me? You're plotting something aren't you?? I knew it!!! You're one of *THEM*!!!!! Lemme out of here!!!!! I want out!!!! I want out no-!!!! :::sweetly::: Sorry, I'm okay now.....
Sheira: ::sweatdrop::: ano......... :::turns to Duo::: T-minus 5 minutes in counting.
Duo: :::sitting in front of the TV::: Hai! :::is all but bouncing in his seat:::
Saitou: ::sneers:: Ahou
Sano: Oi! Shut up ya creepy psycho.
Jess-chan: ::mews::: Why am I here?
Sheira: ::maniacal laughter::: Because I need support for the coming ordeal?
Jess-chan: What.... ordeal…wait…do I really want to know?
Sheira: :::evil grin:::
Jess-chan: That would definitely be a 'no'. it's okay Michi, you *really* *DON'T* have to tell me.... I'm quite happy being Cleopatra....
Sheira: Why the showing of the DUBBED Gundam Wing.
Jess-chan: ::whimpers::: Can I go now? Please? I’ll give you pocky.
Heero: ::ears perk up:: Pocky?
Jess-chan: YES!!!! *POCKY*!!! PLEASE!!!! JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!! :::holds out a box of chocolate pocky:: Got any C-4?
Heero: ::eyes brighten:: Ryoukai ::pulls C-4 out Spandex Hammerspace:::
Jess-chan: ::eyes shine:: YES!!!!! FREEDOM!!!!! AT LAST!!!!!!
:::a sudden black blur and the chocolate pocky in Jess-chan’s dissapears:::
Hiei: Hn, baka ningen. ::smirks and eats pocky:::
Heero: ::eyes glow red:: Omae o korosu
Kurama: ::::runs in after Hiei:: Hiei! ::bows:: Sumimasen ::chases after Hiei:: Hiei matte!!
Sheira: ::snickers:::
Jess-chan: ::whimpers::: So close….freedom was so close. My only escape....gone.....no :::sob:::.......:::curls into ball in a corner and hides from outside world:::
Sheira: :::drags Jess-chan from out of the corner::
Jess-chan: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't want to go!!!!! Must get away from the madman!!!!...er....mad men..... or mad persons..... er..... mad.... :::scrambles for words::: ....
Heero: ::immediately goes through pocky withdrawal, goes Neko and curls into Duo’s lap pouting::: Pocky hoshii…::sniffles::
Minna-san sans Saitou: Awwww
Saitou: Ahou :::takes a drag of his cigarette:::
Sheira: If you don’t behave I’ll tell Tokio-san
Saitou: ….
Wufei: All of you be quiet! It’s coming on. ::glares::
Sheira and Duo pull down their eyelid and stick out their tongue at Wufei::: BEEDAH! ::giggles and exchange high-fives:::
Wufei: ::simmers:::
Neko-Heero: ::sniffles::: Pocky hoshii…
Duo: I’ll buy you some after the show’s over.
Neko-Heero: :::ears perk up and he nuzzles Duo’s neck::: Hontou?
Duo: Hai
Minna-san sans Saitou: Awww
Sheira: ::glares at Saitou::
Saitou: ….
Jess-chan: Shhh! ::hits Sheira over the head with a pillow:: It’s starting!
Sheira: @_@ oooorrrooo
Kenshin: That’s my line de gozaru
Soujiro: Minna-san it’s starting.
Minna-san: :::watches TV raptly:::
Dorothy: Where’s Relena-sama?
Sheira: ::grins innocently:: Relena? Oh….I think I told her the wrong time. Nuts. ::fake smile::: Sheira-chan no baka. :::giggles:::
Jess-chan: hehehhe you need help. :::chuckles:::
Quatre: ::whispers to Trowa:: Who did they get to be the narrator?
Trowa: ….
Sheira: ::pouts:: Damn I wish they’d shown the opening credits! :::sniffles and glomps Sagara::: Sagara-sama!
Sagara: ::looks at Sheira in shock::: ….
Jess-chan: :::hands crowbar to Sagara-san::: you can try to pry her off but there's no guarantee's that it'll work....
Wufei: Onna! Kisama damare! They’re about to introduce Relena.
Neko-Heero: ::snorts::
Saitou: ::sneers::
Sano: Whoopdi :::bleep:::ing do.
Jess-chan: :::mutters::: My sentiments exactly.....
Sheira: Shhh!
Minna-san: ::listens to Relena’s voice:::
Sheira: Hey! That’s the same voice-actress of Mia from the Ronin Warriors.
Duo: ::snickers:: I guess she’s good at playing the wimps.
Sheira: ::smirks:::
Jess-chan I knew I loved Duo for a reason.... ^_^
Minna-san: ::continues to listen and all wince when they hear Zechs::
Sheira: That’s Sekhmet!
Minna-san: Shut up!
Zechs: ::scowls:: I share the same voice actor as that…that… /snake/!?! Masaka! :::flips hair back and looks imperial:::
:::background::: Sekhmet! Wait! No! You can't kill him! We're supposed to be fighting the Ronin Warriors for Lord Talpa!
Sekhmet: The heck with Talpa! That... that... *bleach* head *dared* to mock the Warlord of Venom! He shall pay for is insubordinat-
:::THUNK:::
:::THUD:::
:::voice in background::: Ano.... Anubis.... don't you think you might have put a little too much power behind that.....
:::Another voice in back::: He's a big boy.... He'll get over it.....
:::sound of heavy object being dragged away:::
Sheira: ::too Jess-chan::: Did you hear something?
Jess-chan: Hear what?
Duo: ::rolls his eyes and clutches Neko-Heero::Your big opening is coming up!
Neko-Heero: ::ears perk forward and he purrs:::
Minna-san: ::waits patiently and make a face when Heero speaks:::
Neko-Heero: ::goes back to normal and growls::: I don’t sound like that!
Jess-chan: He sounds too warm. ::pouts::: Hee-chan shouldn't sound warm....
Duo: Oh, I disagree.... Hee-chan is *very* warm :::reflective grin:::
Zechs: I sound terrible….
:::background voice::: Oh no! He's waking up again!!!
:::slurred, half-asleep voice::: k'sma.... m'voice 's purfetly jus' fin-
:::thunk::: ooooowww mmrph mmmph....lookee all the purty pink el'phants.....
Sheira: I coulda /sworn/ I heard something!
Noin: ::pats his knee::: Could be worse, you could sound like Lady Une.
Lady Une: ::nods grimly:: Treize-sama, allow me to assassinate that terrible voice actress? :::looks to Treize pleadingly:::
Treize: :::laconically::: Be more elegant, Lady.
Soujiro: ::smiles::: You were weak that’s why you were taken advantage of…wait…I’m supposed to defend you because you’re weak. :::cries and clutches head::: What am I supposed to do!?!? Shishio-san?! Himura-san!? Who’s right!?!
Sheira: ::patpats Soujiro and nods to Sally:::
Sally: ::give Soujiro a injection to ‘calm’ him down:::
Soujiro: ::calms down and smiles dazedly.
Sheira: ::sniffles::: Gomen nasai Sou-chan but I can’t have you interrupting the showing. I’ll make it up to you in my ficcie.
Soujiro: ::looks at Sheira and smiles, doped to the gills:: It’s all cool. Everything’s A~~~~~~ O.K
Jess-chan :::edges slooowwly away from the grinning sou-chan...::: : I think...I'll go over... there.... now....
Sheira: :::turns her attention back to the show just as Heero almost blows up the shuttlecraft:: Waaa! So close! ::pouts::: See Hee-chan's life would have been sooo much less complicated if you’d killed her then.
Heero: :::glowers:: Hee-chan….
Duo: :::grins and glomps Heero::: Hee-chan!
Heero: ::glowers:: Omae o korosu.
Sheira and Jess-chan: ::suddenly cheer as Wing transforms::
Saitou: Ahou :::sneers:::
Sheira: ::giggles:: ^_^-V Haaaaiiiiiii
Trowa: You have to love the the cheesy transformation music. ::dryly::
Minna-san sans Trowa: ::stare:::
Quatre: Did he just make a joke?
Wufei: Masaka!
Duo: Hmph, Trowa’s about as verbal as Hee-chan. Trowa:.....
Heero: Don’t call me Hee-chan!
Sheira: ::ignores them and cheers as Heero blasts two Leos away::: Yatta!
Sagara: She’s getting a kick out of this…::stares at the crazy glomped onto his arm:::
Jess-chan: :::whimpers:: Michi-chan, you scare me
Sheira: :::grins::: Haaaiiiii :::goes back to watching the show:::
Heero: :::archly::: He doesn’t sound as psychotic as me when he laughs. Hmph.
Duo: ::eyes Heero::: Thankfully.
Sheira: ::nods and eats popcorn:: Yeah Hee-chan gives me the heebie jibbies when he laughs like that. Even worse than when he set his own leg.
Duo: :::shudders::: Don’t remind me.
Wufei: Yeah, but Yuy isn’t human.
Heero: Urusai! Don’t call me ‘chan’!
Sheira: ::whispers to Kenshin::: He sounds just like Yahiko! ::giggles:::
Kenshin: Hai de gozaru.
Kaoru: ::chuckles:: Yahiko-chan….
Yahiko: ::pops in, his clothes in disarray and what looks like lipstick on his face.::: Don’t call me Yahiko-CHAN!!! ::pops out:::
Jess-chan and Kenshin: @_@ Oooorrrroooorrooooo
Sheira: :::blinks and then grins hentai-like::: He must have been having fun with Tsubame-chan.
Jess-chan: ::eyes glow Battousai gold and she starts to attack Sheira with pillows::: Shut UP!!! :::smacks Sheira over the head with her pillow::: You’re sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! HENTAAAAIIIIIIII !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sheira: @_@ Haaiiii
Heero: Urusai! We’re /trying/ to watch this.
Sheira: Ah relax, we just missed that boring part with Relena and her dad coming home. I can handle not listening to her whine. :::goes back to teasing Jess-chan:::
Jess: :::sobs::: I just want to go hooooome......... :::continuing to bash Michi-hentai::: why :::smack::: won't :::whap::: you just :::whack::: leave :::thwap::: me :::smack::: ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNEEE!!!!!
Duo: ::nods and goes back to teasing Heero…in a totally different way then Sheira….:::
Heero: :::cheeks burn with a blush and he shoves Duo’s wandering hands away::: Yamero.
Sagara: ::sighs and looks around for someone semi-sane to talk to. He looks at Soujiro who’s currently talking to a plant and sweatdrops.::: The universe must hate me….
Jess-chan: You and me both....
Saitou: ::nods grimly and smokes some more:::
Sheira: ::abruptly stops teasing Jess-chan and fends off pillows from her irate anti-hentai friend:: Ohhh Treize! ::listens and drools:: Anubis-sama! He’s got Anubis-sama’s voice! :::gets glazed looks:::
Saitou: Ahou. :::smokes some more:::
Kenshin: ::whispers to Kaoru:: Sheira-dono scares me de gozaru.
Kaoru: ::nods:::
Jess-chan: And I have to live with her IRL!
Minna-san sans Sheira: :::look pityingly at Jess-chan:::
Sheira: DAMARE! Duo-chan’s coming on!! :::stares raptly at the TV::
Duo: ::stops teasing Heero and looks at the screen:::
Minna-san: ::listens to Duo’s dubbed voice::
:::absolute silence::
Heero: ::solemnly passes out earplugs:::
Sheira: :::wails and clings to Sagara::: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Jess-chan: ::wails as well and hides under a pillow::: How COULD they!?!?
Duo: :::goes very quiet and sits there expressionless while everyone else goes nuts:::
Heero: ::snarls::: Omae o korosu ::pats Duo shoulder but gets no response:::
Quatre: ::whimpers:: Trowa, I’m scared! What are they going to do to us?!
Trowa: :::clutches Quatre’s hand and quivers::: I’m scared too.
Minna-san sans Sheira who’s still wailing: :::listen with growing horror as Trowa starts to speak.:::
Trowa: ::monotone::: I do not sound like that.
Quatre: Well at least it’s a good voice…just too much emotion in it is all.
Wufei: He sounds…genki….
Jess-chan: Genki..... Trowa? :::wails and hides under pillow again:::
Quatre: Shhh I’m coming on!
Sheira: ::sobs but listens while clinging to Sagara::
Sagara: ::sighs and grabs crowbar and attempts to unglue Michi from side, who only clings on tighter and wails louder:::
Quatre: :::pouts::: They pronounced my name “Katra”? Nani!?
Trowa: At least you don’t sound like a girl. Maybe now people won’t mistake you for one as much.
Quatre: ::shudders::: Thanks for bringing it up Trowa ::dryly::: Really, I appreciate it.
Wufei: ::smirks:: At least they didn’t MAKE you a girl.
Jess-chan: ::whimpers::: Somebody.... make it stop.... Please!!!! Make it all stop!!!!!!!!
Sheira: ::voice quivering:: Shhh Wu-chan’s on.
Wufei: Onna! ::jaw drops as he hears his dub voice::: Ma…masaka! :::looks ill::
Sheira: :::falls back into hysterics::: :::weakly::: Noooooo....
Kenshin: You guys got bad dubs de gozaru.
Kaoru: ::nods::: I’m glad they haven’t dubbed us in America yet.
Saitou: ::grumbles::: The Filipino dub was bad enough.
Kenshin: :::turns green: Hai de gozaru.
Sheira: :::leaps to her feet::: Injustice!! Wu-chan doesn’t sound arrogant!!! He’ sounds like a little boy! :::sobs::: He’s lacking his sarcasm….hidoi!!
Jess-chan: ::gulps:: Michi-chan…they’re about to butcher Omae o korosu…:::hides:::
Heero: :::freezes::: They wouldn’t…. :::continues to try and comfort the shell-shocked Duo.:::
Minna-san sans Duo: ::listens to “I will destroy you”:::
Wufei: Injustice!
Heero: ::eyes glow::: OMAE O KOROSU!!!!!!!!! :::grabs his gun::: I’ll KILL you!
Sheira: Nani yo!?! Where the /hell/ did they get I will DESTROY you!?!?!?!?!??! :::whines::: They’ve killed Hee-chan’s line!!! First Xelloss-sama then Duo…and now Hee-chan!! I say we KILL them!! :::pulls out a small arsernal::
Jess-chan: ::looks at Sheira and shrugs::: When in Rome….:::borrows some explosives::: What? Where're my C-4's??? INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!
Duo: :::suddenly stands up and pulls out his self-destruct button and presses it…again…and again…::: Chikusho!!! :::turns mad eyes on Minna-san:::
Sheira: ::small voice:: Kowaii….He’s worse than Quatre on Zero System….
Jess-chan: ::sweatdrops and backs away from Duo:::
Duo: I’m going to destroy THEM :::laughs maniacally and generally creeps everyone out:::
Minna-san sans Saitou and Kenshin: ::cheers::
Kenshin: I can’t kill de gozaru…..
Duo: ::wild eyed::: Then just seriously maim and torture!
Jess-chan: ::whispers to Sheira::: You gotta love the way Duo thinks ^_^
Sheira: ::nods and grins:::
Kenshin: Hai de gozaru!
Saitou: :::takes a drag from his cigarette::: Killing is against the law, and I will have to arrest you.
Minna-san: ::glares death at Saitou:::
Saitou: But….this is evil and by my own code of law, all evil must be killed. :::pulls his sword out:::
Sheira: :::cheers::: Let’s Aku Soku Zan their ass!!!!
Minna-san: :::cheers and all head off to murder, maim and kill the dubbers of Gundam Wing:::
Relena: ::suddenly walks in::: Am I too late for the showing? I could have sworn Sheira-san said to met her here at 5:00...
:::the wind blows and a tumbleweed rolls across the floor:::
::in the distance you hear everyone shout::: DIE BEI!!! DIE THE OCEAN GROUP!!
Relena: I guess the dub was bad. Too bad I missed it. Oh well, Sheira-san taped it :::rewinds the tape:::
:::fade out with Relena screaming in the distance:::
~owari~
-Sheira
Keeper of Heero's Yellow Sneakers
Co-Keeper of the Voices Inside Duo's Head (with Sailor Zoisite)