Sheira:Look! It's a bunch of 'Sheira's Firsts"

Duo: :::smirks::: What is there that you haven't already-mnph!

:::glares around braid stuffed into his mouth:::

Sheira: Hentai.

Duo: :::grins unrepentant:::

Sheira: As I /was/ saying :::meaningful glare::: This little thingie I wrote is full of first times.

1) My first songfilk ever and

2) my first vidfic, just cuz I saw my Chibi-Sally chase my Chibi-Wufei around after catching him ::coughcough:::'playing' with a /very/ nekked with Chibi-Treize ^_^ So have fun and once again I blame those Floor Gnomes!

Disclaimers. Ano.I don't know if this counts as yaoi or shounen ai :::scratches head::: And before anyone jumps on me, I am not bashing Sally. She's one of my favorite characters but unfortunately my fics have a way of writing themselves -_-;;;;;, so enjoy.

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Onna by Sheira

Woman by John Lennon (and I mean NO disrespect for that terrific song)

::music swells softly:::

[Wufei is standing in front of Sally Po as she stares at him confused. Treize is sitting behind Wufei in bed looking languid.
She has just 'walked in' on them and is trying to come to terms with what she's seen.
"Why?" she asks softly. Wufei takes a deep breath and starts to sing]

Onna I can hardly express
My mixed emotions about your gentleness
After all I'm forever in your debt
And woman I will try to express
My inner feelings and thankfulness
For showing me the meaning of respect

[Sally sweatdrops and stares at the normally stoic pilot
"Ano...You're starting to worry me...]

Ooh, well, well
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Ooh, well, well
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

[Sally looks more worried
"Look, all I want to know is /why/. I don't need some song and dance act."
Wufei scowls and continues to sing]

Onna I know you understand
The little dragon inside of the man
Please remember my pride is in his hands
But Onna don't hold me close to your heart
Even death won't keep us apart
After all it is written in the 'fics

["But you didn't have to go with it. /How/ could you love him? He's...he's...amoral and could never love you."]

Ooh, well, well
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Ooh, well, well
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Well

[Sally growls and pulls a gun and levels it at Wufei and Treize. Treize cocks an eyebrow and smiles slightly while Wufei holds out his hands trying to calm Sally down.]

Onna please let me explain
I never meant to cause you sorrow or pain
So let me tell you again and again and again

[Sally snorts derisively but lowers the gun.
"Coulda fooled me." She mutters.]

I love him, yeah, yeah
Now and forever
I love him, yeah, yeah
Now and forever
I love him, yeah, yeah
Now and forever
I love him, yeah, yeah

[Sally smiles brightly and winks at Treize who grins back at her.
"There ya go Treize, and you owe me, big time."
"Nani!?" Wufei demands as he looks back and forth between Sally and Treize. Treize smiles predatorily and yanks Wufei back into bed.
"You said It Dragon." He purrs as his hands start to wander. Sally whistles innocently and decides it's time to leave; shutting the door behind her]

::music fades as chorus drowns out certain "background noises":::

Sheira: ::beams::: That was weird, ::chuckles:: and fun, I wanna do that again!

Duo: ::backs away:::

Sheira: :::grins at the braided boy::: Now, let's do a ficcie on Duo-chan here..:::evil laughter:::

Duo: Noooooooooo!!!!!!!

:::door slams shut drowing out other "background noises"::::

-Sheira
Keeper of Heero's Yellow Sneakers
Co-Keeper of the Voices Inside Duo's Head (with Sailor Zoisite)