14-Mar-2001
Title: Shoop
Author: Lady Tomanaiya
Archive: Lady Tomanaiya's Fic Library
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Category: Humor, Kink?
Pairing(s): 1x2, 3x4
Disclaimers: They aren't mine, but I'm sure as hell
gonna play with them! (Maybe even break `em a little!
( ::snicker snicker:: )
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Kinky? (possibly...)
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rare around here!)
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The scene opens up in a bar close to their current safehouse. Heero was sitting alone, staring down into his beer, Quatre was looking for an AWOL Trowa, and Wufei was being heckled by none other than a drunk Queen of the World, and her compatriots: Dorothy Catalonia, Hilde Scheidbeker, Lucrezia Noin, and Sally Po.
“Hey Wu-chan, whatca doing tonight? Maybe yas could come over and keep me company?” Relena slurred from another table, while the rest of the girls there giggled.
“Insolent onna...” Wufei muttered.
“We’ll only take your silence as you playing hard to get, Wu!” Sally called out, with more giggles following.
Heero stared at their antics for a second, then back into his beer. <Where is that braided baka? He supported this idea this idea and now he's disappeared...> Suddenly music started causing Heero to look around.
~Hey, yeah - I wanna shoop, baby~
Then, a familiar voice was heard. “Oooo, how you doin', baby? No, not you, you, the bow-legged one, yeah.... What's your name? Damn, that sounds sexy...”
Soon, the whole bar went dark, except for a few spotlights on the bar itself. Then of all, people, Duo walked out on stage dressed in a violet, silk shirt and tight, black leather pants. He pulled a microphone out of nowhere, and started to sing. “Here I go, here I go, here I go again...”
From the table of girls, Dorothy muttered, “Again?”
Duo continued, “Girls, what's my weakness?”
All the girls at the table shouted, “Men!”
“Ok then, chillin', chillin', mindin' my business, Yo, Salt,” Duo smiled at Quatre’s gasp, as Trowa came out in the same outfit Duo was wearing, except his shirt was emerald green. “I looked around, and I couldn't believe this, I swear, I stared, my niece my witness... The brother had it goin' on with somethin' kinda...uh... Wicked, wicked- had to kick it. I'm not shy so I asked for the digits,” Duo leaned over to a nearby guy whispered something in his ear, and accepted the paper he offered. “A ho? No, that don't make me...” Duo stared as Heero looked like he was ready to kill that guy and just drag Duo off the stage. Duo decided to continue to see how far he could push Heero.
“See what I want slip slide to it swiftly, felt it in my hips so I dipped back to my bag of tricks. Then I flipped for a tip, make me wanna do tricks for him, lick him like a lollipop should be licked...” Heero blushed which deepened when Duo winked and licked his lips a bit in Heero’s current direction. “Came to my senses and I chilled for a bit... Don't know how you do the voodoo that you do so well it's a spell, hell, makes me wanna shoop shoop shoop!”
Duo swung the microphone around, before he realized that the group of girls had come up from their table, and were now taking the liberty of singing the chorus for him.
“Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop...”
So Duo continued, hoping Heero was getting the point. “Ummm, you're packed and you're stacked 'specially in the back... Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that!” Duo pointed at Heero with a smirk causing Heero to stand up and start walking towards the stage.
“Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie? If looks could kill you would be an uzi! You're a shotgun - bang!” Duo pulled out his handgun and fired it at the ceiling, causing Heero to look shocked and the crowd to cheer.
“What's up with that thang? I wanna know how does it hang? Straight up, wait up, hold up, Mr. Lover... Like Prince said you're a sexy mutha-” Duo jumped off the bar and started roaming the crowd.
“Well-a, I like 'em real wild, b-boy style by the mile... Smooth black skin with a smile, bright as the sun, I wanna have some fun... Come and give me some of that yum-yum...” Duo roved his hands over his body and Heero felt himself get hot.
“Chocolate chip, honey dip, can I get a scoop? Baby, take a ride in my coupe, you make me wanna...”
And thus the girls once again filled in the chorus.
“Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop..."
Duo tossed the microphone up to Trowa who grabbed it swiftly and picked up where Duo left off. “Well let me bring you back to the subject, Pep's on the set...”
Duo waved as he walked over and shoved Heero into a chair. “Make you get hot, make you work up a sweat...” Duo sat down on Heero’s lap with a smile. “When you skip-to-my-lou, my darling, not falling in love but I'm falling for your...” Duo jumped off Heero’s lap causing the chair to fall backwards onto the floor with Heero still on it. “When I get ya betcha bottom dollar you were best under pressure... Getcha getcha lips wet cuz it's time to have Pep...” Duo licked his lips and grabbed Heero’s mouth in a deep kiss.
Trowa continued, “On your mark, get set, go, let me go, let me shoop, to the next man in the three-piece suit...” Trowa winked at Quatre, causing the small boy to blush, and at the same time try to jump up onto the bar. “I spend all my dough, ray me, cutie, shoop shoop a-doobie like Scoobie Doobie Doo... I love you in your big jeans, you give me nice dreams... You make me wanna scream, "Oooo, oooo, oooo!" I like what ya do when you do what ya do... You make me wanna shoop!” Quatre couldn’t take it anymore and jumped up onto the stage taking his lover into a deep kiss.
The girls smirked to one another, and once again filled in the chorus.
“Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop...”
Relena saw Heero shove Duo off and start walking to the bar where Quatre had presently shoved Trowa off onto the floor. “Oh, my goodness, girl, look at him,” she said to Dorothy, “He's the cutest brother in here, and he's comin' this way! Oooo!”
Heero and Quatre jumped up each taking a microphone out of nowhere and started to sing in sync, much to the surprise of Trowa and Duo. “S and the P wanna kick with me, cool... But I'm wicked, G, hit skins but never quickly... I hit the skins for the hell of it, just for the yell I get... Mmm mmm mmm, for the smell of it... They want my bod, here's the hot rod,” they each said pulling off their shirts and tossing them into the crowd, causing Duo and Trowa to stare wide-eyed at each other while Heero and Quatre continued, “Twelve inches to a yard and have ya soundin' like a retard... Big 'Twan Love-Her, six-two, wanna hit you... So what you wanna do? What you wanna do? Mmmm, I wanna shoop!” Both boys jumped off the bar at the same time and grabbed their lover, dragging them out the door.
The girls while giggling did the chorus,
“Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop...”
~Oh, you make me wanna shoop
Hey yeah, I wanna shoop, baby~
As the song finished up the place erupted into cheers, except the people who they were for were making out in the alley behind the bar. The group of girls walked over to Wufei, smirking. “Happy now, Wufei?” Sally asked.
“Of course. It’s about time they all got together. True justice was served,” Wufei stated and took another sip of his beer.
“So... What about you,” Dorothy prodded, “You have anyone you’ve got you’re eyes on?”
“Why would I onna?” Wufei snapped.
“Well, then,” Hilde said.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Wufei yelled as the group of girls grabbed him and ran out of the bar.
The End
Lady Tomanaiya
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