a very short humor fic
"Duo." Heero was at his computer, still wearing his school uniform.
Duo was lying on his bed, watching a basketball game on TV in his underwear. "What?"
"I was just checking some databases when I noticed our names were starting to appear with amazing frequency." A frown clouded Heero's brow as he looked at the computer screen. "There's something called fanfics."
Duo pulled up a chair and sat down next to him. "Are you serious?"
"For some reason, people think we're a couple."
"Really?"
"They keep writing about us together. This needs to be checked out."
"I'll say."
"It seems there are also Japanese websites as well. I will check the Japanese websites while you read the American sites."
"Sure."
THREE HOURS LATER
Duo turned off his own computer. He turned to Heero, scratching his head. "Why is it that everybody thinks that there's something so magical about my butt?"
Heero turned around to say, "Let's compare notes."
After a few minutes, Heero said, "It seems that the 95% of American websites want you to be the uke while in Japan, more than half want me to be the uke."
"Well, I think it's a given that I should be the seme," said Duo, who after reading more than two dozen stories, had picked up some of the vocabulary.
Heero glared at him. "Where do you get off saying that?"
"Well, there's tons of reasons."
"Name some."
Duo smiled and said, "Well, I'm not as crazy as you. I'm more likely to make the first move and I'll bet I'm more experienced than you." He briefly imagined a befuddled Heero trying to read a sex manual, and laughed. "I probably wouldn't make your butt ache as much." Then he laughed again.
Heero said coolly, "You call those reasons? I'm tougher, more aggressive and stronger than you." If he thinks that he can dominate me, he's sadly mistaken, he thought.
Duo crossed his arms and closed his eyes, his right ankle resting on his left knee. He leaned back in his chair with his hands cradling his head, the very picture of confidence. "Well, if you were to get me, you wouldn't know what to do with me."
Heero stood up and put his hands on the arms of Duo's chair, then leaned forward. "I wouldn't?"
Duo opened his eyes, put his hands on the arms of the chair and leaned forward so there was only an inch between their faces. "That's right."
Heero put his hands on each side of Duo's face and kissed him, alternately assaulting his lips with his tongue and sealing the usually moving mouth with his own.
I didn't think he'd actually do this, he thought. Not bad, but I'll show him who's better at this. He stood up and opened his mouth and began teasing Heero's tongue with his own. He felt Heero's arms wrap around his waist and hold him tightly, a little too tightly.
"Not so tight," said Duo.
Heero loosened his grip a little.
"Hey, what just happened now?" said Duo, a little breathless.
"I don't know." Heero said.
"Looks like we both read a few too many fanfics."
"Ah," Heero said, but he didn't release Duo from his grasp.
"Well, what do you want to do about it?"
"How about we continue?"
A big goofy grin slowly appeared over Duo's face while Heero's mouth curled up slightly at both ends.
The End
(:./mk/eh)
