Date: July 7
Pairings: 1x2 implied?
Warning: Song parody. Crude.
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing. "Go Ask Alice" is by Jefferson Airplane
Note: I need SO much help... In case you didn't read the last nonsense (you were wise) Alice is a phallus. Duo's to be exact.
One look makes it larger
And one glare makes it small
And the ones that Howard gives it
Don't do anything at all.
Go ask Alice
What would make her tall.
And if you go, chasing spandex
And you know you're going to fall
Telling um a Gundam-flying bishounen
Has given you the call
And call Alice
When she's soft and small
When friends in the safehouse
Wake up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mission
And you're tired and moving slow
Go ask Alice
And see if she knows
When it's not quite in porportion
And it's laying floppy dead
And Wing pilot's talking death threats
And the Sanc queen's off with your head...
Just remember, what the Duo said...
Need more head. Need more head. Need more head.
The End
(:./lasha/alice3)
