15 Sep 2002
Wa ha ha, I've decided to finally write the next part.
Finally, Trowa ran out of patience.
"ALL RIGHT, GUYS!" he hollered, his voice cracking slightly, "STOP!"
All activity immediately ceased. Both demons stared at him in shock, still tangled in a heap on the floor of the passageway. Trowa winced as he heard his voice echoing throughout Hell.
"Finally, I've got your attention." he sighed, his voice slightly raw. "Now, how do we use this thing?"
Duo perked up, causing Quatre to yelp and scurry away from him quickly.
"Geez, Duo!" the blond demon growled, "I like you sometimes, but not THAT much!"
"Sorry, Quat." Duo apologized, and stood up, unabashedly showing himself to Trowa. The mortal swallowed hard and hoped that he could survive the next few minutes without jumping the long-haired creature before him. "Ok, here's what I think you're supposed to do..."
The three went into a huddle as Duo explained how to use the "Get out of Hell free" Card.
"Oh, the mule bells mule bells mule bells..." Legolas sang mournfully as the heavenly group moved across the landscaping, Trieze gingerly carrying the plate of spaghetti that was Wufei.
"Mule bells?" Zechs inquired politely, nevermind the fact that he and Legolas had quite firm..er...*grips* on each other. Legolas nodded quickly.
"Yes, mule bells."
"Hmm...forgive me for asking, but why are you singing about mule bells?" Trieze asked. Wufei gurgled in curiosity.
"I dunno, it just suddenly popped into my head-"
"WA HA HA HA HA!" a loud, piercing laugh cut through the air. The group flinched as one.
"Geez, what was that, a banshee?" Heero winced.
"Bhlups pee." Wufei answered.
"WA HA HA HA HA!" the laugh came again, "NERT!"
Suddenly, large KENSORED signs began flying at the group wildly.
"Oh, crap, not these!" Zechs yelled, leaping to one side and relinquishing his grip on Legolas to avoid a KENSORED sign trying to paste itself across his mouth.
"Heh heh heh..." the mysterious, sourceless voice laughed. "Alright, you've reached the entrance to Hell. Please show your ticket at the gate."
"What ticket?" Trieze demanded, "Last time I came here, we didn't need tickets!"
"Well, that was then. We need the money now. Sooo, pay up!"
The speaker then showed herself...er...itself to them, popping out of seeming midair. She/It twitched large wolf ears at them and grinned cheerily. Trieze scowled at her.
"I'm not paying any goddarned fees." he growled.
"Aw, that's too bad." she said in a mock-sad voice, "Then, my KENSORED pets will just have to punish you! Ohh, and I can't forget the flocks of fangirls just WAITING to glomp you you and have you hold their purses in the mall."
The group eeped.
"By the way, my name is Wolf, goddess of Angst, Agony, and Anguish." she chirped happily.
"W-what is the fee?" Trieze ventured. She grinned, leaned forward, and said-
End of Part 37
*dashes away madly laughing at the top of her lungs*
**Wlf**
(:./babaca/rr37)
