January 20, 2001
Title: Shut up and Kiss Me (sequel to Shut Up and Dance)
Author: AstroKender
Pairings: R+13 (albeit reluctantly)
Rating: funny.
Warnings: None.
Spoilers: None.
Notes: ficlet. Part of a mini-series.
Disclaimers: I own nothing...Don't sue.
Relena was wandering around the Rose Gardens of Treize Khushrenada's estate. She turned a corner and just barely caught a flash of bright blue dash under a nearby bush. Cautiously walking up to it, she crouched down and peered underneath. Her eyes widened.
"General Treize?"
Treize peered up at the young woman irritably. His once pristine white pants were now covered in dirt and his blue jacket had been snagged by the numerous thorns of the bush he was squatting under.
"Oh, it's just you, Miss Relena."
Relena carefully helped the rumpled head of OZ out of the rosebush. She tsked at the number of scratches that adorned his face.
"Next time you dive under a bush, try to pick one without thorns. Whom were you hiding from anyway?"
Treize glared at her. "I wasn't hiding! I was simply avoiding Lady Une..." He shuddered.
"Lady Une? Why?" Relena asked, curious.
Treize looked warily around and then motioned the blonde girl closer. "She's in Colonel Une mode and..." He gulped. "It's that time of the month I believe."
"Ahh..." Relena sounded sympathetic.
"Mister Treize!!! Where are you? Treize-sama!!!"
Treize paled and started to dash for the bush but Relena grabbed him. "Stop that! You'll hurt yourself!"
"But I can't let her find me!" Treize whined.
"Maybe you should tell her you're busy. That you are having a meeting with me and do not wish to be disturbed. I'm sure she'll understand..." Relena trailed off as she noticed the unholy gleam in the nobleman's eye.
"Relena?"
"Yes Treize-sama?"
"Shut up and kiss me." Treize grabbed the blonde and pressed his lips against hers in a passionate kiss. Lady Une walked around the corner and spotted them. Treize could see her eyes bug out almost past her glasses. He smirked against Relena's lips as the brunette swiftly turned around and scuttled away.
Treize pulled back and they both panted for breath. The nobleman gave Relena a smug look. "What is it that Heero Yuy says? Mission Accomplished?"
Relena shoved him into the rosebush.
Owari
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