12-Dec-2001
Title: Wreck the Malls (Songfic and holiday tribute)
Author: Lasha Lee
Pairings: none
Warning: Silliness
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, and "Wreck the Malls" is by Bob Rivers.
Please note that if you haven't read my long fics you won't have a clue who most of these people are.
All: Wreck the malls this Christmas season
Fa la la la la la la la la
Duo: (directing moving men to put a large statue of Michangelo's David in heart-pattered boxers in living room) Spend your dough for no good reason.
Fa la la la la la la la la
Denea: Push your card card to the limit! (arms full of packages)
Fa la la la lalala la la la
Wufei: (getting nose-bleed while looking at bank statement) The checkbook now has nothing in it!
Fa la la la la la la la la
Gage: (running around store with seedy looking fellow, lighting all display candles) Wreck the malls with my friend Charlie.
Fa la la la la la la la la
Jazz: (goes by on motorcycle) Drove to K-Mart on my Harley
Fa la la la la la la la la
Duo (sneaking into back room of Kmart) Tamper with their Muzak system
Fa la la la lalala la la la
Linra: (giggling as shoppers run by covering ears) Switch something for Twisted Sister
Fa la la la la la la la la
Meishel: (opening cages) Wreck the petstore, do some damage
Fa la la la la la la la la
Shan: (throwing raw meat to over-excited puppies) Send the beagles on a rampage!
Fa la la la la la la la la
Heero: Acting in an uncouth manner. (Looks over at Gage and freaks)
Fa la la la lalala la la la
Gage: Dropped our pants and mooned at Santa! (Tries to undo belt but is stopped by Heero and Duo)
Fa la la la la la la la la
All: HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
The End
(:./lasha/wreck)
