Title: Superman 1/1
Author: CleverYoungThief
Rating: PG
Warnings: Fluff, bizarre-ness... good-natured Heero-bashing, still rather good-natured Relena-bashing, silliness, altered garage band lyrics (or not...)
Pairings: Implied 1+2
Song: "Superman" by The Moochers (local boys...)
Genre: Song-ficlet, Fluff/Humor
Feedback: Please?
*Heero pops up* Wait a minute! This song isn't about Superman! This song is about ME! I am the only one who can have superhuman strength around HERE! MY name should be the title!!! *takes his gun to go off and assassinate Superman*
Clever: *sweatdrop* Oooooooooooooookay, Heero. We'll go into that in ANOTHER stupid fic. Kay?
Faster than a speeding bullet (obviously not Duo's)
more powerful than a train (steel bars maybe, but a train? Nah.)
Leaps off of tall buildings (without opening his parachute, no less)
I think he's gone insane (If you agree with this, please raise your hand.)
He's Heero Yuy (Isn't Heero Yuy that dead pacifist guy?)
He's a superhero (Sure... if superheroes have taken to wearing automatic weapons)
He destroys all evil (whoever they tell him to, actually)
And I really like him (Yeah, if psychotics have sex appeal)
There's no one else quite like him (Well, you have a point there... )
Real name is... (Clark Kent? Get serious. What *is* his real name?)
No one really knows (Much about the guy in general)
That he's a terrorist (Except for the nosy highschool prep with the crush on him)
That's how the story goes (If you say so... )
He's Heero Yuy (Or that crazy-suicidal-Japanese-dude, if you're an OZ soldier)
He's a superhero (Okay, so he's got the spandex, but what about the cape?)
He destroys all evil (I think Treize Khushrenada would beg to differ)
And I really like him (He does have that dark, mysterious thing going for him)
There's no one else quite like him (But Trowa comes pretty close for a wanna-be)
He's only got two weaknesses (Baskin Robbins and Julia Roberts?)Two things that cause him pain (So he's into whips and chains. So what? *yaoi fans' turn to hoot, cheer, and catcall*)
One is Relena Peacecraft (What self-respecting viewer *doesn't* wish he had the guts to go through with it and actually kill her?)
and the other one has a braid (Betcha Duo would be satisfied to hear *that*.)
He's Heero Yuy (Out of all the codenames he could have chosen, he picked a pacifist? Note to Alanis Morrisette: *That* is ironic)
He's a superhero (To be a superhero, you have to have a supervillian, and I don't think a man who takes rose-scented bubble baths qualifies)
He destroys all evil (If he destroyed all evil, he would have killed Relena straight out)
And I really like him (If you like the strong, silent type, guess this bish is for you)
There's no one else quite like him (sure there is: Ted Bundy, Hannibal Lecter... )
Is it a bird? (C'mon, the most technologically advanced weapon in the galaxy does *not* look like a bird!)
Is it a plane? (Guess it could pass for one)
No I think it's Wing Ze-ro, yeah! (That's never how they say it! OZ obviously isn't bright enough to tell one enemy suit from another. It's never "It's Wing Zero!" or "It's Epyon!" or "It's Deathscythe!" It's never even "It's 04!" or "It's the enemy!" It's always "It's a GUNDAM!" *this is the OZ soldiers' cue to run and scream and cry for their mommies*)
~~Owari
(:./cyt/superman)
