Treize gets cranky when Wufei interrupts him
"Oh, poor Treize-baby," said Une as she led him to his room. "36 hours of negotiation straight with Relena, how horrible!"
"I can't believe how often she kept saying, 'HEEERROOOOOO'S GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!' By the gods, is that all she can say?"
"So much for pacifism," scoffed Une. I still remember that shot, she thought. "Treize, go to sleep now with the eye mask I've put next to your lamp."
"Thank you, Une," said Treize.
Treize got into his bed and Une tucked him in. "Pleasant dreams," she chirped.
Once she stepped out of his room, she laughed softly to herself. "Ah, Wufei should be coming soon... Treize will not be pleased at having his beauty sleep interrupted. That fake message I sent should do the trick."
An hour after Treize went to sleep, he was awakened by the sound of broken glass. "Kisama, wake up and fight with me!"
Treize put the blanket over his head and growled, "Go away!"
"KISAMA! I DID NOT COME OVER HERE JUST TO WATCH YOU SLEEP! GET UP!" screamed Wufei.
Treize sat up, tore off the eye mask and glared at Wufei with bloodshot eyes, squinting at first from the bright light Wufei had turned on. "How dare you bother me while I'm sleeping! I've been up for 36 hours straight talking my tongue off with one Relena Peacecraft! Do you know how aggravating it is? Do you know how much care and effort it takes to be elegant all the time! Toning my body! Skin care! Hair care! Aromatherapy! Meditation! Yoga! Reading history texts and I end up talking to a teenage girl who threatens to sick her so-called boyfriend on me!" The subject matter of his little speech was veering wildly off course, but he didn't care at the moment.
"What?"
"No, you don't care! I am going to sleep! Stab me if you dare, I AM GOING TO SLEEP NOW! GOOD NIGHT!" With that, Treize flopped back on the bed and shut off the light.
"You, you, bastard! See if I ever come here again to kill you!" With indignation, Wufei left, quite angry.
12 hours later
Treize woke up and sat up, thinking, That was one weird dream, he thought, I thought that . . . Then he saw the footprints on the floor and more importantly the spray paint on his walls saying, simply, "KISAMA!" in beautiful black meter high letters.
"UNE!"
"Yes, Treize-sama!" she said.
"I think I just told off Wufei. My love life is ruined!"
"There, there," said Une. "Let me draw you a nice warm bath."
The End
(:./mk/beauty)
