Title: Cookie Lovin' -- Ficlet -- Cookie Series Fic 5
Author: tkmaxwell777
Category: Shonen Ai/Yaoi/Het
Pairings: 1x2, 3x4, 5x6
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Sexual Cookie Innuendo *lol*
Archived: Yep! Thanks Lev (for the last time)
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or its characters. This is the last time I have to write this, since this is my last GW fic. To the creators, thank you for such a wonderful series! To my readers, thank you for the joy you have given me! I will never forget the fun I've had at GWA.
Duo stared down at the rough draft in his lap. The summer breeze ruffled his bangs as the sounds of the water lapping at the sandy shore filled him with a great peace... and a great hunger. Reaching down beside him, he pulled out a couple of cookies. Smiling to himself, he shoved one into his mouth and returned his attention to the paper he had been laboring over for the last few minutes.
"To: OreoR&Ddept@Nabisco.com
From: ShiniMax@spacenet.com
Subject: Cookie Lovin'I wanted to write you this email to let you know how much my friends, my lover, and I appreciate your wonderful cookie creation. We have enjoyed countless hours of cookie lust and love due to your creamed chocolate wonders. Just yesterday, two more of our associates arrived here, blissfully in love due to the addition of your cookies into their love life. Wufei will never be the same -- Sally will see to that. Although we are completely satisfied with your product, I wanted to give you a few ideas for some improvements.
1.) Individually wrapped for convenience of carrying them in your pocket -- in case the mood strikes you ;)
2.) Cherry-flavored packaging -- makes getting them open as interesting as using/eating them. :grin:
3.) Miniature cookies -- for those 'hard to reach' placesIf I think of any more, I'll be sure to email them to you. Thank you again for your effort to create a product so worthy of consumer enjoyment. There isn't a day that goes by without at least one of us finding pleasure with them. Keep up the good work! We know what we certainly will...
Duo Maxwell, Cookie Lover"
Duo grinned happily. Now all he had to do was go back to the beach house and send it. His mind was momentarily distracted from that task when his lover sat down beside him.
"Aren't you finished with that yet?" Heero asked.
"Here," Duo replied, handing the paper to him, "Tell me what you think."
Heero read over it and began chuckling. "I think you're going to shock some R&D people, that's what I think."
Duo laughed. "Well, someone has to." His violet eyes scanned he beach, sparkling with joy as he saw Quatre and Trowa snuggling against a palm tree, and Wufei and Sally lying on their beach towels getting some sun. "These tasty conveyors of atraction have certainly made our lives better."
Heero leaned over and kissed him softly, his blue eyes filled with love. "They sure have."
Duo smirked wickedly as his hand reached over and suggestively rubbed Heero's thigh. "How about we send this off and then have a little 'Cookie Lovin'' of our own?"
Heero smirked back, already rising to his feet... and to the occasion in other places. "Let the consumption begin," he said huskily as he helped his lover up. They quickly headed back to the house, the bag of Oreos in hand.
Ronald J. Williamson, director of the R&D department of Nabisco Universal opened his email to a curiously labeled subject. Upon perusing the contents of the email, his face turned bright red. As he forwarded the email to one of his friends at the Trojan R&D department, he shook his head.
"Damn cookies again!"
The End
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