08-Jan-2000
Disclaimers: This ficlet has no purpose, and no plot. Beware!!!
Fluff. Insert traditional disclaimers here.
"Duo... oh Du-chan... wakey wakey!"
Duo mumbled incoherently, snuggling deeper into the covers with a sigh. He didn't want to wake up... his bed was so comfy and he was so tired... and there had been that nice dream about Heero and a bottle of chocolate syrup... he smiled, trying to sink back into dreams.
No such luck. The covers went flying, subjecting him to a blast of cold air, and a shrill voice, crying, "DUUUUUU-CHAN!! I said WAKEY WAKEY, DAMMIT!!!"
Duo sat bolt upright, ready to kill. His eyes bulged, his chin dropped.
"Holy shit, Heero!! Pink spandex?!?!?!"
Pink spandex, a bow in his hair, and a sweet demure smile. On Heero Yuy. Something was definitely wrong here. Heero gave him a cheerful smile and chirped, "Honey, breakfast is ready!! C'mon before it gets cold." And with a toss of his head, Heero skipped lightly out of the room, leaving Duo's lower jaw somewhere among the covers.
"pink... pink... heero..." Finally, Duo shook his head and gave up on trying to make anything make sense. Just play along...
He looked around the room, but none of his traditional black clothing was in its standard heaps on the floor and dresser. Scratching his head, he opened the closet. "Eeep!" escaped his lips in a squeak.
White. Pink. Yellow. Blue. Green. Nothing black anywhere! "What the hell is going onnn?" he whined, choosing the darkest thing he could find, a navy blue shirt and jeans.
Finally, he headed down the stairs. Heero was in the kitchen, wearing a frilly white apron, placing sausages on a plate with pancakes and eggs. "Oh good, you're up," Heero giggled, causing Duo's brain to tilt a little more sideways and fall over.
"um." was his only reply, taking the proffered plate. He sat at the table, looking around slowly. Pink tablecloth. White walls. Pink lampshades. Waaaaaay too many bows. He shuddered. Just then a familiar voice came from the hallway.
"Heeeeeeero!! Daddy!" Duo's eyes bulged as what looked like an 8-year old Relena came bouncing into the room, dressed in a frilly pink dress.
"Hi Daddy Duo!!" she squealed shrilly. Duo winced. When three more of the chibi Relenas bounced in with identical greetings, he sweat-dropped. After fifteen, he got worried. The room was filling with Relena chibis. Everywhere! "Heeeeeeero!!!" "Daaaaaddy!" "I'm huuuuuungry!!" "Heeeeeeeero!!!" "Hungry!Hungry!" "Duuuuuuuo!!!"
"Oh god, someone help me!!" Duo shrieked, clutching his head. "They're everywhere! Help!!"
"Help! Help me..." Heero frowned as Duo tossed restlessly in his sleep. Finally he gave Duo a hardshake. The violet eyes snapped open as he sat bolt upright, looking around frantically.
His eyes locked onto Heero. "Heero! Thank god! No pink spandex! No Relena! Oh god!!" He hugged Heero tightly, almost sobbing with relief.
"Hn. Baka." Heero snorted and walked away. Duo bounced to his feet, looking around for some clothing.His eyes bugged out. Pink. Everywhere. PINK.
"OH GOD NO!!!!!!!!"
The End
(:./madcat/pink)
