18-May-2000
A short comedy about why Treize and Sally don't date in the series
Une
"I've got the opera tickets, Sally," said Treize as the waitress set down the tea for both of them.
Sally picked up the tea and took a sip, then frowned, saying, "This tastes... " Then her head hit the table.
Treize looked up at the waitress, who pulled off her mask, then took off her glasses. "Treize, it's a shame for those tickets to go to waste."
Treize's eyes get as big as saucers. "Oh, my God, Une, you killed her?"
Une gets really confused looking. "There's a dead body here. I wonder how it got here. I'll put it out the garbage, then I'll be right with you."
With that, she flung Sally over her shoulder and went to the back of the restaurant where there was a dumpster along with a nice hand-sized bomb.
Zechs
"Hmm, it looks like an asteroid hit her in a most fatal way," remarks Zechs.
"Oh, my God, you killed Sally! You bastard!" yells Treize.
"Yeah, but a really cute studly bastard!" says Zechs, who flips his hair.
=)~ goes Treize.
Yaoi Wufei
"Treize, how could you?" cries Wufei.
"Treize, how could you?" says Sally, who raises an eyebrow at his statement and looks at Treize with skepticism in her eyes.
"Um... " says Treize.
Straight Wufei
"Sally, how could you?" screams Wufei, who runs off, crying and muttering about weakness of women.
"You dated him?"
"Um... "
Noin
"Sally, I'm here to rescue you!" says Noin as she unties a roped Sally from her chair.
"But, Noin, I was playing a game with Treize."
"Sally, I'm more man than he is!" Noin says before throwing Sally over her shoulder and running away. An unconscious Treize is stuffed in the closet.
Heero
A message on Treize's machine, "Arigato for the S&M Epyon whipmaster," says a flat nasal voice. "I will someday return the favor."
"Treize?" says Sally.
Treize sweatdrops.
The End
(:./mk/obstacles)
