This is a majorly alternative timeline as I don't think this fits anywhere in the series and is totally a goofathon besides. After you read this, you will probably realize why I haven't been writing lemons and what a good thing that is. Tons of OOC stuff and plot holes you can drive an SUV through.
Treize found himself bound hand and foot on the ground, completely naked. How could my guards be so incompetent? he thought. He himself had been disarmed after Trowa had burst in the room with a triple-axle flip and pulled a gun on him.
Over him stood Trowa Barton in an OZ uniform. Behind Trowa was Wufei Chang, hanging from one of the ceiling, his arms tied above him and his feet tied securely spread apart. He was also conspicuously missing any trace of clothes. "Treize, Wufei Chang is mine," stated Trowa.
"Wufei, is this true?"
"Kisama! I don't see a wedding ring on my finger. I know that you sleep with blond bird boy. I never promised to be faithful." Wufei was trying to do his best to get out of his restraints without dislocating one or both of his shoulders.
"When did this happen?"
"It was after you whipped my ass."
A dark cloud briefly flitted over Trowa's face. "Treize is interested in S&M?"
"No, I meant I lost."
"Not that it's a bad idea," said Trowa flatly, looking at Wufei's rear end and playing with his belt buckle. "But not today." Trowa then pushed a few buttons on the panel nearby. "Wufei, prepare for a Zero-G experience."
"What the... "
Trowa then turned to Treize and said, "If you think my triple axle was impressive, you should see what I can do in bed. I shall introduce the both of you to the corkscrew."
"Kisama," wailed Wufei.
Trowa smiled and put a ball gag in Treize's mouth. Then Trowa took off his belt and playfully administered a little smack to Wufei's rear, then began caressing it. "Of all the other pilots, Wufei has the nicest butt. "
Suddenly, the gravity went off in that room. "I made sure only the gravity in this room went off and that it would be unnoticed by any monitors. Now to Wufei." He floated over to where Wufei was.
"Ah, Wufei," he said, playfully flicking Wufei's cock with his gloved hand. "Long time no play." Then he kissed him while taking off his gloves then using his thumbs to toy with his nipples. Wufei began to whimper piteously.
Treize could only watch as Trowa caressed, kneaded, licked, and kissed every square inch of the boy of his dreams. He was angry, but he then thought, I'm getting excited. His nose began to trickle blood. Unfortunately his hands were tied around his back, so there was nothing to be done.
"Your balls are as big as ever," stated Trowa.
"You think they would've shrunk!" said Wufei.
Trowa took off his pants then calmly maneuvered himself so that he was upside, then promptly began performing a 69 with Wufei.
After a few minutes, Trowa pushed himself away.
"Damn it, Trowa, what are you doing?" groaned Wufei.
Trowa simply smiled and moved behind him. He took a small container out of the floating pants and began applying it to Wufei's inner sanctum.
He then got behind Wufei, slowly pushed a little bit of himself inside, then did the flagrantly insane. He began spinning around his... axis... while doing docking maneuvers.
Treize could only stare goggle-eyed as Trowa began twirling as he entered Wufei and the moans issuing from Wufei's mouth. Even more than ever, he wanted his hands free.
After a few minutes of that, Trowa stopped and said to Wufei, "This is only the beginning!"
An hour later, Trowa untied Wufei, laid him down on the bed and switched on the gravity. The floating globules of semen suddenly fell on the floor. Trowa looked around and said, "I see you've been drinking lots of fluid." Then he looked at Treize and saw what condition he was in.
"Wufei, do what you always fantasized about," said Trowa coolly.
Wufei had a ferocious grin on his face.
"I think Treize will be unconscious for two or three hours," stated Trowa. "I think doing the corkscrew on him was overkill."
Wufei flashed a smile at him. He had thoroughly enjoyed himself.
The one green eye that could be seen twinkled rather merrily at Wufei as they launched from the shuttle bay to freedom.
The End
(:./mk/mess)
