21-Aug-2000
Title: Relena's Worst Nightmare
Author: Jade
Pairing: 1x2
Rating: NC-17
Warning: yaoi, lemon, RFO, Relena bashing
Disclaimers: don't own, don't sue, don't ask, don't tell
Heero had had enough. He was sick of Relena and her incessant stalking of him. Everywhere he went, there she was, with that annoying whine of hers. He resolved that, once and for all, he would put a stop to this. No matter what drastic measures were required. This would be the end.
Relena sat in her pink bedroom in her pink mansion, at her pink desk, writing with her pink glitter pen on hot pink paper. She wore a pink taffeta dress, and her hair was up in pink ribbons. Are we sensing a theme here?
So what was the Queen of the World writing? Important words, no doubt. A peace treaty, perhaps, or a proposal to end world hunger? No, Relena-sama was practicing her signature. Or rather, the signature she would use after she married Heero. She wrote:
Relena Yuy…
Mrs. Relena Yuy…
Mrs. Heero Yuy…
Relena Peacecraft-Yuy…
Relena Darlian-Yuy…
You get the idea. Over and over. With flourishes. In different styles. Over and over.
A beep sounded. Relena chirped, "Yes?"
A nameless servant's voice came over the intercom, "We've located him, Miss Relena."
She giggled, "Goodie!" and flounced off to change into yet another pink outfit.
The pilots had all been thoroughly briefed on their roles in this crucial mission. Nothing was left to chance, every detail was rehearsed. If they didn't eliminate Relena this time, Heero was going to lose control completely.
Timing was critical. Each pilot had a role and it needed to be executed with precision. Information was leaked, the trail was laid, she had only to follow it. They knew she wouldn't resist the bait.
Quatre's voice crackled over the scrambled, secure channel to Trowa. "04 here. I've broadcasted the coordinates."
Trowa's monotone responded, "Understood. Commencing response signal."
Later, Wufei's voice could be heard, transmitting on a prearranged frequency, "Target is on route to coordinates. 05 out."
Heero sat at his laptop, GPS tracking system charting the progress of Relena's pink monstrosity of a car. It was approaching his location, just as predicted. Heero radioed, "All units, plan proceeding as scheduled. Return to base. I'll take it from here."
Quatre, Trowa and Wufei acknowledged, and returned to the safehouse, glad they were not the ones to complete this mission.
Heero, however, relished the end to this mission. He would be free forever from the specter of Relena. It was a dirty job, but someone had to do it. Heero went to prepare.
Relena drove the car herself, wanting to meet Heero alone. She giggled with excitement. Heero had rescued her before, now was her chance to do the same for him. The radio plea for help was in Heero's personal code, and from the response, no one could get to his location for several days. Heero wasn't seriously hurt, but couldn't get to safety on his own. He had indicated that he would wait for pickup. Relena giggled. After she saved his life, he would have no choice but to admit his undying love for her and propose marriage. She rehearsed how she would respond. Should she say yes right away, or pretend to think about it?
As she approached the dilapidated cabin, Relena wrinkled her upturned nose with distaste. It was not exactly the place she would have imagined for the beginning of her destiny with Heero, but at least it was secluded. No one would bother them here. Especially not that horrible Duo Maxwell, whose hair was longer than hers and who was always hanging around her Heero, interrupting their moments together. She wasn't sure why, but she was terribly jealous of the long-haired pilot. It didn't make sense to her black-and-white, Heero-and-I-belong-together, deluded little mind, why she was jealous of Duo. He was another boy, after all. No threat to her romance with Heero. Yet, she had this irrational urge to scratch those violet eyes out every time she saw him.
Relena bounced out of the car, first aid kit firmly in hand, and flounced over to the door. Trying the door, she found it unlocked, and stepped in, squealing, "Heeeeero! I'm here to save you!"
Getting no response, she took another step into the dimly lit interior of the cabin. Locking the door behind her, she looked around. Then she heard a sound from what must be the bedroom. Relena strode fearlessly toward the sound. Pushing the creaky door open, she peered into the darkness before taking another step that brought her fully into the room.
The door slammed shut behind her. She whirled around, to see her Heero standing by the door smirking. "Heero!" she cried out, just before Heero started to move.
Relena felt herself pinned against the wall by the Perfect Soldier's incredible strength. Her simple mind immediately jumped to the wrong conclusion. She felt a thrill of excitement as she felt Heero against her, and closed her eyes and licked her lips, preparing for the inevitable passionate kiss.
What she felt, however, was the cold steel of handcuffs around her wrists. Her eyes flew open as she felt her now-cuffed hands lifted above her head and secured to the wall behind her. She tried to struggle but Heero's preparations were as perfect as he was. Relena's eyes widened as he approached her. Fear began to creep into her universe.
"H-Heero?" Relena managed to squeak. Then she came to a realization. Well, if this was the sort of thing Heero went for, she could handle it, as long as they were together. Relena knew about Heero's upbringing, and she reflected that a certain amount of roughness might be expected from someone trained as a soldier from such a young age. But of course it was just play, he would never hurt her. Heero's kinkiness was unexpected, but not insurmountable. "If you wanted this, Heero, all you had to do was ask!"
If anything, Heero's smirk increased as he as he closed the distance between them. He stood inches from her and just smirked. Then he spoke.
"You just don't get it, do you? After I threaten to kill you, ignore you, and evade you all this time, you didn't get the hint," Heero almost laughed.
Relena just looked confused. Then a thought emerged. "I thought you were injured!"
Heero continued, "Do I look hurt?" With that, he stripped off his tank top. Relena gasped as she looked upon his smooth, hard muscles.
Relena shook her head, completely confused.
"Well, you finally got something right, then," Heero answered. "But now you think you're tied up here so we can… ugh… have some S and M fun?"
Relena nodded, not so sure of herself now.
Heero actually laughed at that. "You're even more deluded than we thought."
Relena started to get slightly frightened now. Heero had said, "we."
Heero saw the fear on Relena's face, and despite the fact that he preferred that expression to her normal lovestruck one, he said, "If you're worried about your safety, don't. The only thing I'm going to harm tonight are your preconceptions. The restraints are so you don't run away before you get the full message."
Relena started to say, "But, Heero…"
Heero interrupted, "And that brings us to the last of the preparations." With that, he pulled out a roll of duct tape and firmly taped Relena's mouth shut so the only sound she could make as a faint whining sound.
Heero stood in front of her, inspecting the restraints. Satisfied, he turned and flipped a switch, saying, "Then let the show begin!"
Relena gasped (or tried to) as the spotlight illuminated the bed. On the bed was Duo, naked except for black silk boxers and a completely unfair amount of hair. The usually braided hair was unbound, and it flowed around him in silken chestnut waves. The light reflected off the golden highlights so Duo appeared to glow as he sat in the middle of the bed. Duo made a breathtaking sight, and his body was as incredible as Heero's.
"Beautiful, isn't he?" Heero's voice startled her. He seemed to be waiting for a response, so she nodded, with no idea of what was happening.
Duo smiled at the compliment, and replied, "Not as beautiful as you, koi."
Relena's mind whirled. Koi? That meant… no! It didn't make sense, it couldn't be… Relena began to shake her head, no.
"No?" mocked Heero. "No, to what?"
Duo snickered. "I still don't think she gets it."
Heero smirked, "I didn't think she was THAT stupid. I thought she would have figured it out by now." As he said these words, he walked slowly toward the long-haired boy on the bed.
Relena was still struggling. She couldn't quite wrap her mind around what was going on. It was too incomprehensible to her narrow psyche. No!
"Well, there's no other alternative then, we have to proceed with the mission," stated Heero as he reached the bed.
"Ninmu ryoukai," murmured Heero as he kneeled on the bed next to Duo.
Duo smiled up at him and said, "Go for it, baby."
End Part 1
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