31-Dec-2001

Title: New Year's Resolutions
Author: Lasha Lee
Warnings: none
Pairings: 1+2, 4+3
Disclaimer: Don't own
Note: I may do a follow-up with resolutions made by Treize, Zechs, Une, etc.

New Year'S Resolutions by Lasha Lee

Heero:

This year I resolve to:

1. Get a better name.
2. Steal Gundam parts from someone who did NOT buy them originally from Dollar General.
3. Get my hair problem under control.
4. Find out what the heck Prussian is supposed to be.
5. Go shopping for a new wardrobe. I'm sick of spandex!
6. Get the real story of where babies come from. I don't care what Dr. J says: I was NOT found under a cabbage leaf!
7. Try and figure out why I can bend steal with my bare hands, but I cannot, ever, manage to get the lid off the pickle jar.
8. Stop wetting the bed.
9. Get the entire series of "Sex in the City" on tape.
10. Take Polka lessons.

Duo's Resolutions:

This year, I, Duo Maxwell, being of sound mind and drop-dead sexy little body, am going to:

1. Stop gluing the lid on Heero's pickle jar.
2. Stop pouring water in his bed while he's asleep.
3. Teach Heero exactly how babies are made, even if the possibility of actually making one is a bit remote.
4. Take Heero shopping for better clothes. (The spandex stays)
5. Teach Heero to Polka.
6. Have Relena arrested for something. Don't know what; public bestiality or something.
7. Win the battle against split ends, finally.
8. Find out why the coffee at Preventer Headquarters tastes so lousy.
9. Finish knitting that sweater.
10. Marry Heero.

Quatre's resolutions:

My resolutions for the new year are:

1. Stop peeing in the coffeemaker at Preventer Headquarters (That's so childish of me, but I can't seem to resist.)
2. Stop unraveling the sweater Duo keeps trying to knit.
3. Learn the names of all my sisters.
4. Learn to spell my own name.
5. No more destroying Ferris wheels!
6. Figure out how to get Trowa out of those jeans. Because I swear they've got to be sewn on or something.
7. Get some help dealing my "daddy" issues.
8. Start my own worm farm.
9. Find a woman named Nancy and pay for her education. ( I LIKE women named Nancy.)
10. Discover if the chicken or the egg came first. Offer helpful tips on making sure they can come together in the future.

Trowa:

I, Trowa Barton... er... Triton Bloom... er... whoever I am, I resolve:

1. To sew my jeans on tighter. That blond maniac is starting to make progress. L
2. Invest in a net for the circus. I'm not daring, I'm poor. There's a difference.
3. Stop letting people throw knives at me.
4. Have my name legally changed to Bubba Joe.
5. Buy a Dalmatian. Have hours of fun playing "Connect the spots."
6. Stock up on ammo.
7. Fulfill my dream to become Lord of the Dance.
8. Develop a lighter, perkier personality.
9. Exchange all money for Euros.
10. Exchange all Euros for Aquanet.

Wufei:

I, Chang Wufei, don't even know why I have to do this. MY New Year isn't for several months yet. But if it will make Maxwell stop bugging me, here we go:

1. Get revenge on the McDonald's for incorrect change.
2. Get revenge on the Domino's driver for that cold pizza.
3. Get revenge on Fox for leaving Dana all alone with the baby, the heartless, no-good philanderer!
4. Get a perm.
5. Become a contestant on "Wheel of Fortune."
6. Get revenge on all descendants of Pat Sajack.
7. Create and sell my own line of homemade jellies and jams.
8. Sulk more.
9. Refuse to go into any tirades that are under five minutes in length.
10. Stop replacing all of the worms in Quatre's worm farm with Gummy Worms.

The End

(:./lasha/newyear)