07-Sep-2000

oddly enough, i *have* had cries for a sequel to "There Goes the Neighborhood!", so here it is. enjoy the rampant silliness! thanks as always to jade, em h [aka Lys ap Adin] and draco.

DISCLAIMER: Sunrise, Bandai et al own GW, and I own nothing. Suing would be pointless.

WARNING: *very* silly, yaoi, hint o'lime, PUN [ndlr -- just for that pun, your rating goes up to PG-13: children have to be protected!]

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Slumber Party by hyuy

(AKA another GW Addiction Neighbors fic)

Late one afternoon, in different mailboxes all over town, an invitation appeared. There was no sender's name, just a return address. It was handwritten on cream-colored parchment, and it read as follows:

Intrigued, puzzled, and a little apprehensive; yet Zechs, Wufei, Quatre, and Trowa all decided to attend. And thus the stage was set.

Em H stood in the middle of Jade's living room, ordering people around with the instincts of a born organizer. "Draco: Don't forget the wires need to go up *in* the ceiling; we don't want anything showing. Hyuy: Don't you have those speakers set up *yet*? It's almost 6pm! And Jade: where's the couch? You *promised* me a longer, more comfortable couch!"

Hyuy stopped her efforts to set up the surround-sound speakers and turned to whisper quietly to Jade. "You know, I've half a mind to take that clipboard away from her and shove it up her a---"

"I *heard* that!" Em H snapped.

Hyuy stuck out her tongue.

Draco, always the peacemaker, leaned down from her perch on the ladder. "Come on, now! We've got a *lot* of stuff to get done before 8pm, and fighting's not going to help. We want this to work, don't we?"

All the girls stopped what they were doing to sigh dreamily. "Oh, God yes!" said Jade, fanning herself dramatically. "This will be even *better* than trapping Duo, if it works."

Em H giggled. "I wonder if any of them caught the pun in the invitation?"

The room filled with hentai snickers as the girls returned to their preparations.

Just before 8pm, Jade looked out the living room window. "Oh my God, oh my God! They're here, they're actually *here*!" She began bouncing up and down with excitement.

Hyuy poked her. "Stop it! Calm down! We don't want to scare them off."

Jade slapped her hand away. "Whatever! I'm so excited! What should I do?"

Draco and Em H exchanged glances, and then spoke in unison. "Let them in?"

Jade gave everyone the finger, and then ran to the front door, flinging it open. The four men on the porch jumped back, a little startled. Before they knew what was happening, they had been ushered into the house and relieved of their coats.

The four men looked at the four girls, slightly puzzled. Finally, Quatre stepped forward. "Thank you for inviting us here tonight, but,... um... do we *know* you?"

Em H giggled. "No, no! We're just random neighbors of the Yuy-Maxwells. Come in, sit down, what can we get you to drink?"

Once again, the four men looked puzzled. Again, it was up to Quatre to speak. "That's very kind of you, I'm sure, but why... um--"

"Why are we here?" Wufei asked, a suspicious look on his face. Jade had to stifle a laugh. /He's so *cute* when he's paranoid!/ "Didn't you read your invitation? You're here for the Duo/Heero Show!"

The girls started running around, and before they knew what was happening, Zechs, Wufei, Quatre and Trowa found themselves ensconced on a comfy couch, attentive girls bringing them drinks and hors d'oeuvres.

Zechs struggled in vain to sit upright. "Extremely... soft... couch you have here." He put his hands on Trowa's shoulder to pull himself up, but only succeded in pushing them both further into the cushions. Quatre glared at him.

Suddenly, the lights went out. Draco moved to the center of the room, lit only by the glow of the television screen. "Ahem! I just want to thank you all for coming to tonight's little screening. You should have all the food and drink you need on the coffee table, but we'll be happy to get you guys anything else you may want. Anyway, without further ado, I present: The Duo/Heero Show! Enjoy!"

She pushed the 'play' button on the VCR, and left the room, joining the other girls in the kitchen. Jade and Hyuy were already crowded around the remote-feed monitor. They had a perfect view of all four bishonen on the couch. Hyuy sighed happily. /Draco really has a feel for hidden video cameras. This is an even better set-up then we had in the deer stand!/

Back in the living room, eight eyes widened dramatically as they realized exactly *what* they were watching.

/Hmm. I wonder how Heero got the cherry to *stick* there like that?/ Quatre thought, unconciously drawing his hand across his chest.

/I *knew* it!/ thought Trowa, hands clenching at his sides. /It *is* proportional! The longer the hair, the longer the dick!/ He shot a yearning look at Zechs.

/That's *one* pistol from those damn spandex shorts that I wouldn't *mind* having pointed at me!/ Zechs bit his lip, shifting uncomfortably.

"ONNA!" shouted Wufei, thrashing wildly, unable to stop the blood flowing from his nose. "Get me out of this couch!"

The girls in the kitchen just giggled.

Suddenly, all noise in the living room stopped. Even Wufei stopped flailing about. In a choked voice, Zechs asked, "Um, could you please... rewind that bit?"

Hyuy yelled, "Don't look at us! I gave Quatre the remote!" A fight ensued as the four men climbed all over each other, trying to grab the remote. Trowa emerged triumphant. The tape was rewound.

"That is not possible, that is just *not* possible", Trowa whispered, shaken.

Quatre pouted. "How come *we* never do stuff like that?"

Zechs was desperately patting his pockets, looking for something, *anything* to take notes on.

Wufei's nose was *still* bleeding, but he didn't care anymore. He sat very still, staring at the screen, entranced.

In the the kitchen, Jade, Em H, Draco and Hyuy danced quietly, ovecome with success. The remote-feed monitor was filled with writhing bodies; the natural inhibitions of the four boys overcome by the erotic example of the Duo/Heero Show.

"We *are* getting all of this on tape, aren't we?" asked Hyuy, suddenly alarmed.

"Oh, yeah!" said Jade, a wide smirk on her face. "And you'll have your copies tomorrow. I'll stay up all night if I have to!"

The girls high-fived and turned back to watch the monitor, fascinated. Em H pointed. "Look. Natural blonds."

"Hm." said Jade, looking thoughtful. "I wouldn't have believed it of Zechs."

Draco came back from the refrigerator, holding something behind her back. "Here, girls! I think we deserve these." She passed out popcicles to everyone.

Hyuy pushed her. "You, my dear, are so *very* hentai."

"I know", said Draco, smirking. "Isn't it great?"

The girls turned back to the monitor, each licking their popcicles slowly, so *very* slowly.

In the living room, all at once, the wording on the invitation became spectacularly true.

END END END

that's it. what did you think?

hyuy
going to get the febreeze

Back to 'There Goes The Neighborhood!', a sort-of prequel

(:./hyuy/slumber)