27-Apr-2001

Title: Duo The Stripper
Author: More like Chris De Burg, but I guess Sony_Mouse too... kinda (Sony_Mouse@hotmail.com)
Song: Patricia The Stripper (As always I recommend you dl this song from napster or something, cause it adds feeling to the story
Pairings: 1+2+1 (Do I EVER do anything else... well I will be in the future but not now :)
Warnings: ummm Duo STRIPPING... a dancing, singing Heero... what more could you ask for?
Note: I know, I know, I promised no more song-fics, and I also promised U.S.S Wing part 10, but I just HAD to write this. For all those who know about Canadian affairs, they will know that a horrible thing is happening in Toronto, the schools are on a huge strike, leaving a problem. Actually the janitors are on a huge strike leaving a mess. Anyways I had all this work to do so I would catch up ( I am in OAC, Grade Thirteen, so LOTS of work). The point of this babbling is that I have been working on that instead of fics. This fic just took me five seconds, cause I didn't even write most of it... It was inspired (if you can say that since it has only 2 original paragraphs in it) but SOMEONE I can't remember, who commented on my 'The Ecstasy of Flight' fic, by the same singer. She loved this song, so did I. If you are reading this. PLEASE tell me so I can give you credit. Either way I hope you enjoy... it is fun *wink wink* *Nudge Nudge*
ARCHIVED: Yessssssssss I am now archived. So you can waste more of your day reading my incoherent stories at Gundam Wing Addiction http://www.geocities.com/fenris_wolf0/ THANK YOU SO MUCH TYR
Disclaimers: You know Gw is not mine, and neither is Patricia the Stripper.

PIC REQUEST: I just wanted to ask if ANYONE would be able to do a pic for me. I really want to have a pic of the Bicycle Repair Man, Mr. H.G Yui, or of the Heero world in that fic. If you are willing could you please e-mail Sony_Mouse@hotmail.com

Duo The Stripper by Sony_Mouse

//In a huge old fashioned theatre, a lone figure enters the stage, and makes his way to the spot light that shows a microphone. He is wearing a pair of loose pleated slacks, a fine long-sleeved shirt, a dark vest and a 20's style hat that covers his almost uncontrollable messy hair. He walks soundlessly up to the mike and taps it a few times, making sure everyone is listening.

"Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen. I have an unbelievable tale to share with you tonight. It all took place on a Saturday night in 1924... "

He then takes out a long dancing cane from nowhere, grabs the mike with his other hand, and with a fake British accent starts to sing... sing... SING!!!//

*Insert 20's style music here*

Quatre is a menace
With his "Anyone for tennis?"
And he'd beseech me to come keep the score.
And Wufei said, "Oh Lord, I'm so terribly bored"
I really can't stand it anymore...

I'm going...out to dinner,
With a gorgeous singer,
To a little place I know,
Down by the key.

His name is Duo,
He calls himself Cruel...
And the reason isn't
Very hard to see.

He said, God made him a sinner
Just to keep those fat men thinner
As they tumble down in heaps
Before his feet.

They hang around in groups
Like battle weary troops,
One can often see the
Queue right down the street.

Because Duo
Or Mr. Cruel
Not only is a singer
He also removes all his clothing

For Duo,
Is the best stripper in town...

And with a swing of his hips,
He started to strip
To tremendous applause
He took of her drawers

And with a lick of his lips
He undid all his clips,
Threw it all in the air
And everyone stared

And as the last piece of clothing
Fell to the floor,
The police were banging on the door
On a Saturday night,
In 1924

Take it away boys...

Well, Duo was arrested
And everyone detested,
The terrible manner in which
he was exposed

Later on in court
where everyone thought
A summer's run in jail
would be proposed...

But the judge said, "Duo,
Or may I say Mr. Cruel,
The facts of this case lie before me (knock, knock, knock)
Case dismissed... This boy was in his "working" clothes...

And with a swing of his hips,
He started to strip
To tremendous applause
He took off his drawers

And with a lick of his lips
He undid all his clips,
Threw it all in the air
And everyone stared

And as the last piece of clothing
Fell to the floor,
The police were yelling out for more (more)
On a Saturday night
In 1924

//The crowd continues on with its cheering, allowing Heero a chance to return to the mike to its holder. He gives the still screaming crowd a quick wink and a bow, and then walks off the stage to where a waiting stripper known as Duo had waited patiently for him to go on their date.//

TBC...

(:./sony/stripper)