Title: All's Fair In Love And Cookies -- Fic 4 in the Cookie Series
Author: tkmaxwell777
Category: Yaoi/Het
Pairings: 2x1x4x3 *grins*, 1+2, 3+4, 1+4, 2+3, 5+S
Rating: NC-17 (definitely!)
Warning: Foursome *blushes*, Hentai Use of Foodstuffs *giggles*, Lemon
Archived: Yep! Thanks Lev :) and TK's Violet Haven
Disclaimer: Oh boy... I don't own them... but what fun I'm having with them!
Heero reclined on the huge sectional sofa, enjoying the afternoon. He'd been watching Gravitation. The main character, Shuichi, reminded him of Duo, in an adorably kawaii kind of way. Of course, Duo wasn't nearly as emotional, was much more masculine, and definitely would be considered sexier, but Heero could see the same fierce loyalty in the boy on the screen that his lover had. Shuichi's lover, Yuki, was kind of a cold-hearted sort at first, but never stood a chance against Shuichi's determination. Heero knew Duo liked this particular anime because Yuki reminded him of Heero... the way Heero had once been. Heero smiled; Duo had changed all that with his love. They had watched this video together more than once since becoming involved, and Heero always liked the part when Yuki finally claims Shuichi as his lover. It always made him think about when he and Duo became lovers, and that always made him feel good. Speaking of feeling good...
Heero reached down beside the couch to grab an Oreo, twisting it apart. He looked to see which side had the most cream filling on it, plopping the lesser of the two into his mouth, wanting to savor the other half that would be next. He didn't know where he had developed this little habit; all he knew was that it made the cookies taste better somehow. He was so preoccupied with his obsession that he didn't hear Quatre enter the room.
"There they are!" the blonde exclaimed, his aqua eyes alighting on the cookie bag lying on the floor.
Heero jumped, dropping the other half of his cookie onto his shirt. Frowning, he picked it back up and shoved it into his mouth before turning his head to glare at the other boy. "There who are?"
Quatre smiled. "The cookies." He motioned towards the bowl he was holding and added, "I need them to finish my sundae."
Heero stretched to see said bowl's contents; vanilla ice cream, chocolate syrup, and whipped cream already filled the vessel to almost overflowing. "Looks like it's finished already."
Quatre shook his head. "Not until there are Oreos on top," he explained happily as he reached for the bag... only to be denied as Heero grabbed it off the floor.
Blue eyes challenged aqua. "I don't know if I want to share," Heero said, trying to keep from smirking. Ever since Duo had told him about the little escapade in the kitchen, Heero had been waiting for an opportunity to tease the blonde. It looked like he was getting his chance... and maybe more.
Quatre saw the glint in the Japanese boy's eyes and couldn't help the way his pulse increased. The way Heero was looking at him suggested more than just cookies, but the blonde didn't think there would be any problem if he responded to Heero's advances; their lovers were in the house, copying some of Duo's music, and Quatre knew that they were almost done... so if things went in the right direction... then perhaps...
"But it's always more fun to share," Quatre replied as he moved towards Heero.
Heero let his eyes wander over the blonde. Quatre had filled out quite nicely in the past year or so. He was taller and had developed more muscle tone. If the Japanese boy hadn't found love with Duo, he could definitely see himself falling for the Arabian. As it was, he definitely owed the blonde for being so generous with his own lover; Heero would probably never have known Duo's passion if not for Trowa.
"Hn. Maybe you should prove that to me."
Quatre's eyes lit up, showing his pleasure at the invitation. He set his bowl down on the coffee table and straddled Heero on the roomy sofa. With seductive slowness, he reached for the bag of cookies as he settled back onto the other boy's thighs. Having observed how Heero ate his Oreos, Quatre twisted one apart before placing one half in his mouth, his face moving closer to Heero's. It didn't take long for the dark-haired boy to get the idea; he leaned forward, taking the rest of the cookie, his lips touching the blonde's as he bit into the chocolate and cream. They pulled away, chewing their bites of shared bliss. Crumbs savored, Heero leaned forward to claim Quatre's mouth in a deep kiss. Tongues met and breath mingled, the scent of chocolate cookie and vanilla cream filling their senses. Heero pulled Quatre closer against him. He was only wearing a pair of thin sweat shorts. Quatre only had on a pair of jean shorts and a tee shirt himself. Heero moved his hips, rubbing his cotton-covered arousal against the blonde, feeling an answering erection. He pulled away from the kiss with a smirk on his face.
"I take it these Oreos turn you on as much as they do me," he observed, letting his hand trail down Quatre side before reaching down to rub against the bulge between the blonde's legs.
"Oh yes," Quatre replied, his breath catching as Heero's hand began stroking him through his shorts.
Clothes became a memory. In a matter of moments, Quatre was straddling Heero again, both naked, both hard, and both wanting more. Heero reached beneath one of the cushions, pulling a tube out. He began preparing Quatre, their mutual need causing them to hurry. Heero stretched him quickly, and as the blonde lowered himself onto Heero's shaft, they both yelled out in pleasure. They remained still for a moment, allowing each other to adjust. As Quatre began to relax, he looked down at the lube bottle curiously... and couldn't keep from laughing.
"Cherry?"
Heero thrust his hips up a little, causing the other boy to moan, before answering, "I figured it was fitting since I didn't see one on your sundae."
"That's because he lost it to me a long time ago," Trowa replied from the door.
Quatre and Heero both turned to look at Trowa and Duo standing there with surprised and definitely expectant looks on their faces.
"And I took yours, koi-mine," Duo said to Heero as he and Trowa walked over to them.
"Don't tell me you were going to have Oreo sex without me," Trowa teased his blonde, leaning down to look into the bowl sitting on the table.
"Yeah, Heero, you even got a sundae going to waste over here," Duo mock-pouted as he joined Trowa in his investigation. "That's not like you, letting a perfectly good sexual aid melt without being used."
Heero gritted his teeth as Quatre chose that moment to move. The blonde couldn't wait any longer, and Heero began moving his hips to give the Arabian what he wanted. Out of the corner of his eyes, Heero watched as Duo unzipped his jeans, pushing them off his slim hips easily. With a wicked look, the boy reached out and scooped a big dollop of whipped cream onto his finger. Heero held his breath as Duo lowered his hand, smearing the cold substance onto the braided boy's own hardness. Duo's violet eyes flashed with desire as he approached Heero.
"Lay back and enjoy this, lover," he purred huskily as he straddled Heero's chest, his erection right in front of Heero's mouth.
Heero was very glad he was good at multi-tasking. He moaned as he flicked his tongue out to taste the delight before him. "Double cream."
Duo groaned as Heero began swirling his tongue around his tip. "Oh yeah, just like that!"
"Mmm... Chocolate," Trowa said matter-of-factly as he dipped his hand into the gooey syrup. He looked at Quatre, watching the blonde riding Heero but looking at him with those aqua eyes that made his blood heat up. With a wicked smile on his face, he used his other hand to peel off his own pants and shirt. Once disposed of the items, the green-eyed boy moved beside the couch, leaning over Quatre in a partially curved position.
"How am I going to...? Ahhh!" Quatre began then cried out as a mixture of vanilla ice cream and chocolate syrup was spread on his erection.
"I'm going to enjoy my sundae like this, sweet one," Trowa explained as he lowered his face to lick experimentally.
"Yes, Trowa!" Quatre cried out. With Heero thrusting up into him and Trowa tonguing his shaft, the blonde was on sensory overload.
"Feels good, huh, Q?" Duo managed to ask between moans. The blonde could only cry out again in reply.
Heero couldn't exactly reach Quatre, but he knew who could. He relinquished his desert long enough to speak. "Trowa, can you help Quatre. I can't grip him from here."
Trowa pulled away long enough to answer, "Sure thing, Heero. Like Duo said, just lie back and enjoy."
Heero did just that. His hips thrust up as his mouth moved over Duo's shaft; it was amazing. Quatre was gripping him inside, caressing his length. Heero was savoring the flavor of his own lover at the same time, relishing the moans Duo was uttering and the cries Quatre was making. Duo was touching himself, driving Heero even crazier with desire. He'd never experienced anything like this.
Duo threw his head back and ran his own hands down his chest. Heero was so good at taking him down the throat. The dark-haired boy was moaning as he moved inside Quatre, and the vibrations were only making it better for Duo. He thrust into that talented mouth with abandon, and let his fingers play with his own hardened nubs. The sensations were incredible. Knowing Trowa and Quatre were experiencing the same pleasure made it even better.
Trowa let the taste of ice cream and chocolate mix with Quatre's unique flavor. He felt the blonde's hand make its way down to his lap, stroking Trowa's neglected member. He could smell cherry and almost chocked on his laughter; the blonde was using the cherry lube to stroke him. Trowa's hands were around Quatre's waist, moving his lover with Heero's rhythm. Quatre's other hand moved to stoke Trowa's nipple, and he felt the pleasure intensify. He loved making love to Quatre with his mouth. He knew his lover was getting close and decided to take them all over the edge. Trowa increased his pace.
Quatre was pumping his lover as he continued to ride Heero. The feeling of Heero inside him was something he wouldn't forget. Finally, they had found a way to share in the joy of each other. He knew this would not be something they would do often, maybe not even ever again, but for the moment, he felt as though they were creating a bond that would live with them for the rest of their lives. Quatre felt Trowa begin sucking him in earnest. Then Heero hit his prostate, and the only thought that could remain was that he was going to climax.
"Trowa! Heero! Oh yes! Yes!" Quatre screamed as he felt the warmth of his seed spill into Trowa's mouth. He could feel himself tighten around Heero and knew that would be the end of the Japanese boy.
As the fire swept through him, the blonde continued stroking Trowa, intent upon bringing his lover to completion with the rest of them. It didn't take long. With a groan of immense satisfaction, Trowa came, his essence flowing out of him onto Quatre's hand. When he'd taken all that the blonde had to offer, he collapsed back against the coffee table, tired but sated.
Heero felt Quatre contract around him, throwing him into oblivion. He groaned around Duo's length as he thrust up inside the blonde, burying himself as deep as he could as he released himself, warm heat leaving his body to fill Quatre's. Heero began sucking harder on Duo, wanting his lover to come with him. The vibrations and additional friction was too much for Duo.
"Oh yeah, Heero! Oh, yeah, Baby!" Duo yelled out, his orgasm taking over his body as his passion filled Heero's mouth. He could feel Heero shaking from the intensity of his own completion, and it heightened Duo's. When Heero licked the last drop from his member, Duo finally leaned over on the couch.
All four boys took a few moments to catch their breaths and savor the feeling of utter completion that filled the room. Duo was the first to move, reaching for the bag of Oreos that had been placed on the coffee table. Handing one to Quatre, who smiled brightly at him, Duo twisted his apart, just like Heero like to do. He looked down at his Japanese lover and smiled happily as he gazed into sated blue. He held out half of the cookie to his exhausted lover, shoving the other half into his own mouth.
Heero smiled up at the braided boy, taking his offering wholeheartedly. He knew that the other boy was already planning more trysts using the chocolate sex cookies. He couldn't help but feel good about it though; hell, he might have to write a letter of his own.
Quatre shared his cookie with his tall lover, giving him a little kiss before placing it in Trowa's mouth. He was so relaxed he thought he might fall asleep right then and there. He moved off of Heero, hoping the other boy wasn't too cramped. He watched Duo lean down and kiss Heero softly and was glad for them. Looking back at his own lover, he was proud that Trowa had found a way to get them together.
Trowa chewed his cookie half, completely at ease. Even the odd position hadn't affected how much he'd enjoyed the experience. He figured it was only fair that Heero and Quatre had both received dual stimulation. They had, after all, been left out on at least two of the other occasions. The green-eyed boy smiled. Perhaps cookie passion was a reward within itself.
"Well, I think we can definitely mark this one down as Oreo-licious," Duo drawled out, still straddling Heero's chest, but resting against the back sofa cushions.
"Hn. I think 'cream-acious' is better," Heero stated sleepily.
"Maybe 'chocolaty-gasmic'?" Quatre offered dreamily.
"Or perhaps 'cock-lossal?" Trowa choked out, moving away as Quatre reached out to smack him.
Duo began laughing. "Tro, man, that was just bad!"
"I agree, Barton. You're sense of humor has definitely went south since befriending Duo," Heero said evenly, watching as his lover turned his face back towards him, his outraged expression adorable.
"I beg your pardon!" Duo yelled, smacking Heero on the leg. "I'll have you know Trowa was more depraved than I ever thought of being when we became friends."
"Oh that makes me feel so much better," Quatre commented, rolling his eyes.
"It's true!" Duo exclaimed. He turned indignant violet towards Trowa. "Tell them, Tro, or so help me, no more cookie sex for you!"
Trowa held up his hands, defeated by such an inconceivable threat. "Yes, it's true. Duo was almost pure when we met. I corrupted him with tales of whipped cream and sex wax."
"Sex wax!" Heero and Quatre yelled at the same time.
"Sex on the beach just isn't the same without it," Trowa explained, a wicked gleam in his eyes.
Duo extended his foot to tickle Trowa with his toes. "At least I've found out about the whipped cream."
Heero looked at his lover and raised an eyebrow. "You know, we all have some vacation time coming. We could plan a trip to the ocean."
All four boys smiled as thoughts of sundaes, sunsets, and sex wax filled their minds.
"I'll tell Une tomorrow," Duo announced with a smirk, "right after I finish that letter to the cookie company."
The bag of Oreos was passed around again as they contemplated the possibilities.
Wufei looked at the package addressed to Sally with great trepidation. It was something from Maxwell, and Maxwell meant trouble. Although he and Sally shared an apartment, they were not together... a fact that Duo didn't seem to acknowledge. It infuriated Wufei to no end that the braided baka seemed convinced that Sally was the perfect woman for Wufei. The fact that Wufei shared that sentiment didn't matter in the least. Sally was his partner, and any advances would be totally inappropriate. Wufei shook his head in disgust as he walked into the kitchen to deliver the box to his housemate.
"Maxwell sent you something," he said with distaste as he handed it to Sally.
Sally grinned. "Oh really? This should be interesting."
Sally loved Duo Maxwell. The boy had a great sense of humor, was generous with his affections, and tended to drive her partner crazy; it was a wonderful combination. The boy was always trying to help her in her quest to make Wufei admit that he wanted to become more than friends. She eyed the brown-paper with excitement. Using a paring knife, which only caused Wufei to sputter, she opened the box carefully. Peering inside, she smiled curiously.
"What is it this time?" Wufei asked impatiently. The longhaired idiot had sent her earplugs with instructions on 'How To Avoid A Chang Rant' detailed on an included pamphlet. Sally had thought it extremely entertaining; Wufei had been insulted... well, not really, but he'd acted like it. He knew Maxwell didn't really mean his little jokes. Wufei just wished that the braided boy would pull one on Sally for once.
Sally pulled out a note. "It says: For Wufei and Sally. May you both find as much enjoyment as we have with the enclosed items. We're heading to the beach for the next week. If you two get a chance, join us for a couple of days. Duo, Heero, Trowa, and Quatre."
Wufei watched as an insulated cooler was pulled out. "What the hell?"
Sally opened it and began removing its contents: 2 bottles of chocolate syrup, two half-gallons of vanilla ice cream, two cans of whipped cream, and...
"Oreos!" the woman exclaimed happily. "Oh, I love these things!"
Wufei shook his head. "Leave it to Maxwell to send us a bunch of junk food."
"Oh, Wufei, it was nice of him to send it. Why can't you let yourself enjoy something for once?"
Wufei started to open his mouth to protest that he did enjoy many things but closed it when he saw the look on Sally's face. "Okay," he sighed in resignation, "I'll try to enjoy Duo's gift."
Sally smiled. "Thank you." She turned over the Oreo bag and saw a note that said 'For Sally Only'. Smirking, she removed it, stuffing it in her pocket before Wufei could see it. With a satisfied nod, she looked over at her partner. "We'll see about using this after dinner."
Wufei grumbled but agreed as Sally got up and left the room. Looking at the bag of cookies, he sighed again. Before he could change his mind, he opened the plastic, taking one of the cookies out. With a tiny smile, he twisted it apart.
"Well, I guess Maxwell did all right for once," he admitted as he put the first half into his mouth.
Sally pulled the note out of her pocket as she sat down on her bed. Ripping it open, she glanced at the title of Duo's latest instructional masterpiece.
"How To Seduce Wufei Chang: The Complete Guide To Oreo Sex and Cookie Passion Fulfillment," she read out loud, chuckling to herself. "Oh, Duo. If you were here, I'd kiss you!"
With a wicked gleam in her eye, she began reading, already making plans for her own Oreo Seduction.
The End
(:./tk/cookie4)
