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Title: How To Speak Trowa-ese In Ten Easy Steps!
Author: CleverYoungThief
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Implied 1x2, Swearing, general Trowa teasing
Genre: Humor
Pairing: Implied 1x2
Archive: Ask.
Notes: Also known liberally as "The Dictionary of Awkward Silences" See what Mute-boy is really trying to say... "..."

 

 

How To Speak Trowa-ese In Ten Easy Steps! by CleverYoungThief

 

  1. "... " Yes, this is Trowa's catch phrase. What does it mean? Well, a variety of things...

    1. "Everything in my world is fine. I'm okay, you're okay, no one has been maimed or killed. It's a great day to still be alive!"
    2. "Quatre... no offense, but you're stepping on my foot."
    3. "I just had a profound thought... but I forgot what it was."

    2.  

  2. "If you must call me something, call me Trowa. Trowa Barton." What does it mean?

    1. "I would have you call me Bond, James Bond, but the name is already taken..."

    3.  

  3. "...?" Self-explanatory? I think not.

    1. "Does that little tube you're holding behind your back contain what I *think* it does, Duo?"
    2. "I don't really understand what you're talking about, but I'll pretend to be listening intently."

    4.  

  4. "Beasts only bare their fangs at enemies."

    1. "Look, see? The lion is my friend. If you piss me off, sir, you will get to meet him and all of his sharp teeth personally. You have been warned."
    2. "Make me a part of your circus, or I may be forced to let Simba here out to play with you. This is not a request. This is an order."

    5.  

  5. "?"

    1. "I have absolutely no clue what the hell you just said, Duo... "
    2. " ...and I'm not sure I want to know."

    6.  

  6. "Out of ammunition already? Surprise, surprise... " This can have dual, contradictory meanings... depending on Trowa's mood at the time, of course...

    1. "Guys!!!!! I need HELP!!!"
    2. "I'm going to sit here and die quietly. Finally, a chance to commit suicide. Don't come to help me."

    7.  

  7. "Hmmm... mm... m"

    1. "I am sooooooooo bored. Bored bored bored bored bored. I won't fall asleep. I won't... ZzZzZzZz... "
    2. "Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer... "

    8.  

  8. "Hmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrrrrr... "

    1. "I am seriously pissed. I'm about to have to retaliate, which will probably end up with you at least unconscious and probably dead. Be prepared."

    9.  

  9. "Anyone that sees a Gundam shall not live to tell about it."

    1. "Step *away* from the Gundam."
    2. "If you're an OZ soldier, you're about to lose contact with life as you've always known it. Have a nice day."

    10.  

  10. "So, the self-detonation device lost its chance again... "

    1. "Dammit."
    2. "Another chance at suicide lost... well, back to throwing knives with Kathy. I can always hope for her to make another mistake."

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    The End

    (:./cyt/howto3)

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