27 April 01
Okay, this is actually a multi-anime songfilk, originally posted to a multi-anime ML (in a fit of extreme silliness)--but it does have GW-ness in it, so.... You guys can make the call as to whether or not this is archivable, if you like--after all, Tyr's reputation is on the line here as well! ^_~
No pairing notation or warnings necessary, I believe (except possibly for a silliness alert, and maybe one for lame in-jokes)--standard disclaimers apply.
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I would buy you Fushigi Yuug'
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Buy you OVAs of it, too (with the neat little omake and everything)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a Kei-kun--a brooding piano prodigy!
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your loveIf I had a million dollars
I'd build a Gundam in our yard
(If I had a million dollars)
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
(If I had a million dollars)
Maybe we could set up a DVD player in there--maybe two!
Then you could watch shoujo anime on one, and mecha stuff
on the other one....If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a Duo (but not a real Duo--that's cruel!)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you an exotic pet
Yep--like a flamingo, or a cabbit!
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you Shinji on DVD (oo, all those crazy Evangelions!)
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your loveIf I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to scrounge for fansubs
(If I had a million dollars)
We'd buy a studio and make our own, bub!
(If I had a million dollars)
We wouldn't have to rent X from Hollywood Video--
But we would still rent it--we'd just rent _more_ anime!
Yeah, and we'd rent Mermaid's Scar again too, and be all scared by
that little creepy kid....If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I would buy you a Duo plushie (but not a real Duo plushie--that's cruel!)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you great big wall scrolls
Maybe the Book of the Universe of the Four Gods, even!
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a flying Wu-monkey--haven't you always wanted a Wu-monkey?
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy your loveIf I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars...You could blow it all at Suncoast within twenty minutes, couldn't you?
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(:./lilias/million)
