27-Jul-2001
Genre: Song Parody
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing. I swear, I thought it was over 18! "Gloria" is by Laura Branigan.
Warnings: Big Relena bashing here. I don't have anything against the girl really but I couldn't resist.
Relena, you're always on the run now
Running after Heero, you swear you'll get him somehow
I think you better give up, before you make him blow it
Gonna drive him to a break-down,
Don't tell me you don't know it!
You really don't remember, was it something that he said?
Like he wishes you were dead, oh Relena
Relena, don't you think you're fallin'?
If that pilot wants you, why is he never callin?
You don't have an answer
Leave him running for his life, oh blaming Relena
Relena, I heard you got his number
I heard you got the alias that he's been living under
But you really don't remember, was it something that he said?
As he bashed you on the head, oh Relena
A-ha-ha, a-ha-ha, Relena, how's it gonna go down?
Will you stalk him on the phone line,
Or will you catch him on the battle ground?
Will you offer him your money? Attack his lover on their honeymoon?
Feel your sanity slipping away,
Don't believe it's comin' back soon
And you really don't remember, was it something that he said?
Or are rocks just in your head, Oh Relena
Relena, don't you think you're fallin'?
If that pilot wants you, why is he never callin?
You don't have an answer
Leave him running for his life, oh blaming Relena
Relena, I heard you got his number
I heard you got the alias that he's been living under
But you really don't remember, was it something that he said?
As he bashed you on the head, oh Relena
Relena, Relena, Relena, Relena, Relena
Relena, Relena, Relena, Relena, Relena
The End
(:./lasha/relena)
