18-Sep-2000
Title: Perfect Fan (3/?)
Author: Kimmie (JaenKaeGW@hotmail.com)
Archive: GW Addiction
Category: yaoi, will be lemon, attempted humor
Pairings: 1x2
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, I mean no harm, I have no money... Stuff like that. Yeah.
Rating: will be NC-17
Warnings: none.
Spoilers: none.
Notes: Sort of a response to a fic challenge issued by Nicole.
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*...*=emphasis
"..."=dialogue
/.../=thoughts
"Hey, Duo, how far away is this theatre?"
Duo looked up from where he'd stooped to tie his shoe. "Um, probably only a couple blocks?"
Heero nodded. "Care to walk with me?"
Pulling the final loop through on his shoe, Duo stood up and smiled brightly. "Sure!"
Trying to control his urge to hold Duo's hand as he walked, Heero stuck his hands in his pockets, a tough feat because of their tightness, and made idle conversation about Relena's new security advisor. "The guy simply has no clue about tactile mission strategy."
Duo snorted. "You mean the dude's a whack job."
Heero coughed. "Um, yeah. So, what are we seeing?"
Raising an eyebrow, Duo chewed his lip thoughtfully for a moment. "Um, either the poignant look into the mind of an idiot savant or there's the gushy thing. Probably something by Jane Eyre. And, then, there's a comedy that sucks serious ass. I saw it about four years ago. Complete and utter crap that a little kid wouldn't laugh at. There's also 'Federation Spaceship Slaughter'. Apparently a cult film classic about the Gundam pilots."
Heero was silent for a moment. "Y'know..." Then, he giggled. "That might be funny."
Smiling, Duo only nodded and chuckled for a moment. /My God... He giggled. I feel the need to crack stupid jokes until he does it again and again. It's like bells and orgasms! Oh, please, let the movie be good so I don't stare at him the whole time./
They reached the theatre and Duo ran up to the ticket window. He glanced at the board overhead of the movie times, then asked the woman behind the window what time it was. He heard the answer and smiled broadly. "Two for 'Federation Spaceship Slaughter'!" He paid for the tickets and pulled Heero into the theatre. /He... bought my ticket. I should... buy him popcorn?/
Duo handed the tickets to the man at the door and found out that the movie was playing in theatre 6. "Great! Hey, Heero, let's get popcorn!"
The pair made their way over to the snack counter. Duo looked to be salivating over the selection of candy. "Ooo... Jujubees and Milk Duds and Twizzlers and all sorts of pure sugar with different names! But, we gotta get popcorn. It's not a movie without popcorn. Heero, y'wanna share a large tub?"
"Sure. Large popcorn, some Twizzlers... what are you getting, Duo?" Heero had his wallet out and was standing at the cash register, waiting.
Duo's eyes were wide. "Um, large cola, gummi bears and... ooo! Red Hot Dollars! A box of those!"
The contents of their orders were piled on the counter and the total was shown. Somewhat smugly, Heero handed over the money. Duo nodded in silent communication. /Even./
After gathering up the sugar, salt and other impurities, the pair made their way into theatre six and meandered into center of the twelfth row. Duo grabbed his soda and set it in the convenient cupholder to his right and grabbed a handful of popcorn out of the bucket Heero was holding at his left. /This is the life. Popcorn, a corny movie, and a cute guy!/
Just as Heero was about to try to start up a conversation with Duo, the lights shut down and a recorded speech about the fire exits was played. Shortly thereafter, the screen lit up with previews of upcoming movies. Twenty minutes later, Duo finished off half of Heero's Twizzlers before realizing they were Heero's just as the movie started. Carefully, he pressed the ripped seal together and slid it in next to Heero's leg. /Oh, gosh... He's radiating... warmth. Must... pull... hand... away... Popcorn! Movie! Sex! No, Popcorn! Don't... think!/
Heero was watching the screen as the movie started to play rather than figuring out how to deceive Duo about candy theft. A few missed gummi bears wouldn't bother Duo much. /Would it? Eh, movie. 'Federation Spaceship Slaughter'. Oh, look. An exploding Leo... leaking blood. Relena? Leaking blood? Good movie!/
Duo reached into the popcorn and grabbed for a handful, instead grabbing Heero's hand with several fluffy pieces of popped corn and several unpopped kernels stuck between their palms. Against his better judgement, he let Heero decide when to pull away. /Heero... oil... Movie! Popcorn! Exploding... Relena? Good movie!/
Drawing in a sharp breath when Duo's fingers interlaced with his own, Heero blinked his eyes. /He's holding my hand. I should pull away. Definitely should. He's probably just embarassed and... hey... maybe he likes me too! No... I'm just some soldier who he probably thinks is betrothed to Relena!/
Duo bit his lip after several moments passed without Heero pulling away. /Does he like me? No... He couldn't. He's got Relena. Maybe he's just embarassed./
An hour and a half later, the movie ended and Heero and Duo still had their hands laced together in the bucket as though neither of them had noticed. When the lights came on, they turned to one another and blushed slightly before pulling their hands out of the popcorn and away from each other.
Duo looked down at his butter covered hand, then looked around for a napkin. He groaned when he realized they hadn't gotten any. "Great, no napkins."
Heero too realized their predicament of cleanliness, but also realized a solution. He brought his fingers to his lips and began to suck and lick at them, cleansing them of the salt and butter and an errant bit of chocolate from one of his milk duds. Duo began to hyperventilate slightly as he watched Heero's tongue peek out from between his lips and saw Heero's fingers recede into the depths of Heero's mouth. /Must not think about sex. Wufei... Relena... Duke Dermail naked on a cold day... Duke Dermail naked on a cold day... Duke Dermail naked on a cold day!/
Once Heero finished his lick and suck session(1), he looked at Duo and smiled almost sweetly. "Do you still want dinner?"
Duo looked down at the mostly untouched barrel of popcorn in his arms and then back at Heero. "Uh, sure?"
Leading the way, Heero headed out one side of the theatre. "Where should we go? I'm not very hungry, but I want something."
Duo watched the leather move along with Heero's muscled legs and followed him in a puppy-dog manner. "Um... I don't know. What kind of food do you like, Heero?"
Heero laughed and turned slightly. "Anything that's not moving and won't kill me. Although, Italian sounds nice."
Duo nodded and watched as Heero turned his head back around. /You sound nice too, Heero. Laugh more often. Let me help you forget about everything... the war, Relena, your clothing... Food. Think about food. Lasagna. Rump roast. Ice cream. Whipped cream. Must... now... Oh, forget it... we'll be out on the town. I'll think what I damn well please about Heero Yuy's tight ass!/
The pair began to wander around the streets of town looking for an Italian restaurant. "Mama Louisa and the Gypsy Pizzamaker's House of Italiano. Sound good to you, Duo?"
"Yes, Heero." /Very good./
They entered the restaurant and were greeted by a thin dark-haired woman with a tomato-streaked apron. "Bonjourno, boys. How many? Just you two?" Heero nodded and the woman smiled, grabbed two menus and led them back into one of the corners of the restaurant. "Your server will be with you shortly, dolci(2)."
Heero and Duo did not move to sit down until the woman had left and only then did they realize that they were in a corner with a square table pressed into it. Pulling out a chair, Heero gestured for Duo to sit down. With a tiny blush, Duo sat in the chair Heero has pulled out and allowed himself to be pushed forward. Heero sat down in the other seat and picked up his menu. "So, what do you think looks good tonight, Duo?"
/You, Heero, you./ "Um, spaghetti is always a safe choice?"
/I love his voice... Speak to me, Duo./ "Safe is nice. However, the baked ziti..."
"...sounds lovely." Duo stared at Heero lovingly for a moment after that statement, then cleared his throat and tried to pass it off as casual choking. /Heero... God, why can't I just throw myself at you and have you catch me?"/
Heero bit his lip hopefully when Duo stared at him for a moment, then tried to force a smile when Duo motioned he'd gotten something in his throat. It only came out to a twitch. /Duo... you're such a catch... why can't I catch you?/
End Part 3
Notes:
1 - I'm a little hentai, short and stout... here is my
foreshadowing... have I no clout? *giggle*
2 - Italian for "sweets". Term of endearment and more foreshadowing. (As if the line up there that says "will be lemon" didn't tip you off.) In Japanese, "sweets" is "okashi".
(:./jennykim/perfect3)
