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Title: How To Speak Quatre-ese In Seven Easy Steps!
Author: CleverYoungThief
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Implied shounen ai/yaoi, language, silliness, general teasing of G-boys and Lady Une in general... ^_^
Pairing(s): Implied 3+4
Genre: Humor
Archive: Ask.
Notes: Also known as "The Dictionary of Innocuous Phrases That Quatre Doesn't Really Mean Because He's Evil" <---- (title under construction.) Quatre's quotes are always so gentle and innocent... nobody can be that freakin' nice. Find out what he really means...

 

 

How To Speak Quatre-ese In Seven Easy Steps! by CleverYoungThief

 

  1. "Heero chose to go to the battlefield where he's most likely to die."

    1. " ...what a dumbass."
    2. "If Heero dies, I wonder if he'll let me have Wing Zero... " *goes into gales of maniacal Zero System laughter...*

    2.  

  2. "The universe has gone crazy!"

    1. "The universe has gone crazy. And I, being the trendsetter that I am, have decided to follow suit."
    2. "I don't have problems... it's the *world* that has problems!"
    3. "When terrorists can't wear pink, something is definitely wrong in the cosmos... "

    3.  

  3. "I won't forget! And I won't let you forget what happened today!"

    1. "I am most seriously pissed."
    2. "Um... oh nevermind, I forgot."

    4.  

  4. "It hurts... my body... and my heart"

    1. Owwwwwwwwwwwwieeeeeeeeeeeeee! Ow ow ow ow ow! Owwie!!! Spaceheart splinter!!! Psychic papercut! Ahhhhhhhhh!!"

    5.  

  5. "My dear, dear Sandrock... "

    1. "Who's a good widdle Gundam? Who's a good widdle Gundam?! Sandwock is a good widdle Gundam, yes he isssss... "

    6.  

  6. "Mwhahahahaha!!!"

    1. "Got Zero?"
    2. "Never PISS OFF CRAZY PEOPLE!!!"
    3. "I'm really sorry, but I'm about to kill you. Actually, I'm about to destroy your entire colony. Thank you, and have a nice day."
    4. "I'm getting angry. Don't make me angry! You won't like me when I'm angry! I'm like Lady Une on a sugar rush!"

    7.  

  7. "..."

    1. To Heero: "Who says terrorists can't wear pink? You wear spandex, for Allah's sake!"
    2. To Duo: "I *cannot* believe you just said that."
    3. To Trowa: "Oh, I'm sorry. I was too busy looking at your... *cough* ahem, nevermind... " *blush*
    4. To Wufei: "I do *not* act like a girl!"
    5. "Who the hell is Amuro?" (Would have to have seen Mobile Suit Gundam to understand this one... hehe)

 

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