10-Jun-2001
Title: Heero's New Pet
Author: Lasha Lee
Note: This is in response to Lev's fic challenge to give the boys a pet besides a cat.
"Heero?" Duo asked one bright Sunday morning
"Yes?"
"Can I ask you something?"
"Go right ahead."
"Why is there an African Bull Elephant in our flowerbed?"
"Because, Baka, I couldn't find an Indian one!"
Duo stared at the elephant. The elephant calmly ripped out a trunk full of Duo's prize tulips and munched away.
"Heero, why do you need a pet elephant?" Duo tried again.
"Because Lev won't let me have a cat." Heero explained.
Duo shouted up at the sky. "I HOPE YOU'RE SATISFIED!"
End
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