23 Apr 2002
Category: humor, silliness, self-insert
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: None really (or some depending on how you look at it)
Warnings: SIMS, Sims nudity, goofiness
Spoilers: None at all
Notes: This was written for Kwycksylver's Gundam Wing Lemonade Stand Anniversary contest. It doesn't follow any storyline or anything. Just minor insanity with name dropping and self-inserts.
Feedback: yes, please, any comments welcome.
Disclaimer: Gundam Wing and its characters belongs to Bandai, Sunrise and Sotsu Agency and are only being used for non profit entertainment purposes.
Heero was clicking away on a laptop that wasn't his while waiting for lurkers and writers to donate to Kwycksylver's Lemonade stand.
"What are you doing?" Trowa asked as he approached the stand for his shift.
Heero quickly closed the laptop ignoring the shrieking beep made by the protesting machine, forcing it into sleep mode. "Nothing."
"Who's laptop is that?" Trowa asked, mildly surprised by Heero's rushed reaction.
"Your friend and mine," Heero answered cryptically.
"DaMoyre?"
"No, not her."
"Haze?"
"I don't think she's on this list," Heero replied.
"Ah, then that leaves babaca."
"Affirmative."
"Why do you have babaca's laptop?" Trowa asked curious. "Is she writing another fic about us?"
"Not that I know of. I know she's kind of inspired to write one since she's been avoiding us lately, but ..."
"Then what? What is she writing?" Trowa asked.
"Not a lot. She's been distracted lately," Heero replied.
"By what?"
"A game."
A lurker approached the lemonade stand and frowned. "Where's Duo?" she asked.
Trowa inwardly sighed before replying, "His shift starts at six."
"Will he be working with Heero?" asked the girl with big chibi eye action happening.
"No, he'll be working with me."
"But I don't LIKE Trowa and Duo stories! When will Heero and Duo be working the stand together," came the whine.
"Ten tomorrow," Heero replied trying not to roll his eyes.
The lurker sighed and put away her money. "I'll contribute tomorrow at ten then. Ja ne!" she called out as she left.
Kwycksylver and babaca approached the stand, while in the midst of a conversation of their own.
"I can bring an extra coffeemaker, that way we can have lots of coffee instead of waiting for the hotel's crappy little 4-cupper to make more," babaca said.
"Maybe the hotel running this A-Kon won't be so skimpy about serving people after 8pm at night," Kwycksylver said.
"Let's hope," babaca replied. She turned to look at the two Gundam boys sitting at the stand. "Slow going?"
"Not a peep so far," Trowa said. "So when are you going to write another story with me and Heero here?"
"I'm working on it," babaca said in a defensive huff. "It's not like I don't have the ideas floating in my head, they just refuse to make it to the word processor. Speaking of which ... Heero is that my laptop?"
"Hai," Heero responded guiltily.
"What's it doing here?" babaca asked before she stopped and stared at Heero. "You know, don't you?"
"Know what?" Trowa and Kwycksylver asked simultaneously.
"I guessed and then I investigated myself," Heero replied slowly.
"You didn't do anything harmful did you?" babaca asked as she took the laptop from Heero and fired it up.
"What are you talking about?" Kwyck asked.
"I've been playing The Sims lately. It's damn addicting you know," babaca said clicking on the icon to start the game.
"You've mentioned it to me in the past. I must confess I've never seen it in action. You used the guys here for your Sims players, if I remember correctly."
"She has?" Trowa asked with interest, looking over babaca's shoulder.
"Hey, you have me living with Heero, Wufei and ... who's that guy?" Trowa asked.
"Nagi Naoe of Weiss Kreuz," babaca provided the name for him. "He's kind of a bad guy but a likable one."
"Why am I kissing him?" Trowa asked curiously.
"Well, to be honest, I tried getting you and Heero together in this game, but look what happens when I try," she said as she moved her mouse from Trowa (her main sim) to Heero and selected KISS...Polite.
The sim Trowa walked over to the sim Heero and attempted a kiss. Sim Heero pushed sim Trowa away and big negative signs appeared above their head, with accompanying wah-wah-loser music.
"Sorry Tro, it seems you and Heero can't stand each other. You're not too fond of Wufei either but Nagi ..." Sim Nagi walks over and comforts sim Trowa. Soon they are hugging and kissing without any prompting from babaca. "Nagi you like."
"Huh?" Trowa asked. "What about the rest of us? What are Duo, Quatre, and the others doing?"
Heero started laughing. "Duo and Treize are living together but can't stand each other. Quatre is living with Zechs, Noin and Hilde. He and Hilde are very hot and heavy in the game, an ecchi couple if ever I saw one."
"QUATRE AND HILDE?" Trowa asked with his eyes practically popping out his head. "You're kidding right?"
"Show him," Heero prompted.
Babaca changed households and soon they were in the sims house with the Zechs, Noin, Quatre and Hilde. Sim Hilde and sim Quatre were sitting cuddled on a couch watching tv and groping each other. Trowa started guffawing in earnest.
"Who knew Quatre had THAT in him," Trowa continued to laugh. "Well, who is Heero's love interest in this bizarre game?"
"Ah, that's the rub," babaca sighed. "He was going pretty hot and heavy with Aya Fujimiya of Weiss Kreuz, but then when I added a new expansion pack to the game all the relationship points for the two got reset. I've had a helluva time getting Aya and Heero even in the same room to meet each other."
"What did you do the first time to get them together?" Heero asked.
"That's the problem Heero. The first time I did nothing! I wasn't looking to hook you up with Aya. But suddenly he would turn up bringing flowers and you would come over to his house bringing brownies and the next thing I knew, when I had you go out on a date you started spontaneously kissing each other. It was sweet. I didn't have to play God with you two at all. He was this close to asking you to move in with him and it's all gone now, dammit," babaca grumbled.
"The trick it to invite Aya over daily," Heero said as he sat at the keyboard, directing his sim self to call sim Aya to come over.
"That was working fine until you both got promoted. Now you never get to see each other," babaca groused.
Heero saw that the response to his sim self's phone call was Aya was at work call again. "Damn."
"Heero?" Trowa said in a surprised tone.
Heero looked up and blushed. "Have you seen Aya Fujimiya? He's hot." Heero then pulled up the sims Weiss house with Aya, Yoji and Ken. Aya was stripping for a bath.
"How come Aya here doesn't have any genitalia? He looks like a Ken doll," Trowa commented.
"Well I have the nudity patch installed so it's not fuzzy blocks anymore, but none of the male sims have any interesting anatomy. I have a patch that will give them some, but I'm too chickened to install it. I can just see my niece wanting to play."
"He may lack in genitalia but check out that physique otherwise," Heero said with a sigh.
Trowa smiled. "Well he is pretty well built." Trowa looked up at Kwycksylver, "Any chance the lemonade stand will expand to Weiss Kreuz characters?"
Babaca laughed and Kwycksylver followed. "No, boys. I don't think so."
Meela walked over to the stand with money in hand. "Hi Trowa, Heero, babaca, Professor Kwyck."
"Hi Meela," Heero said. "Got some money to contribute."
"Yep, I putting some money in from that last part of Elyndys' story!"
"That's great," babaca said, "Speaking of stories ... when can we expect another from you?"
"SHH!" Meela hissed. "Don't let the Professor hear you."
"Too late," Kwycksylver said with an evil smile. "I'm sure I can give you a few assignments to keep you busy."
"Thanks babaca," Meela moaned. "I must remember to return the favor. Oh I know ... when we'll we see something new from you?"
Trowa and Heero laughed. "Yes, babaca. What's next for you?"
"Umm..." babaca hedged.
OWARI
(:./babaca/simonade)
