18 Feb 2002
What do you get when you leave a RR lying dormant in the corner for too long and the Reverand comes along with some free time and a preoccupation with Zechs's unit?
Someone should have stopped me, really!! Sorry so long (or not ^_~) and silly.
And, I didn't mention Trow and Duo cuz someone's already told me they had ideas for that . . . and cuz I wanted to play with Zechs. ^ ^
Trowa and Duo were currently hiding in a corner. Trowa looked at Duo, beginning to feel tired with all the hiding and whatnot."Duo, who are you waiting for, anyways?"
A dreamy look came into Duo's eyes and he replied: "...Quinze..."
Trowa facefaulted.
Treize, Heero, Wufei, and the hot, blond sex god, Zechs, had finally arrived at the outskirts of the nethern most area of the nether regions of the netherworld (aka: Ne Ne Ne), and the orgy-errrrr . . . party were taking a much deserved breather.
They stood at the edge of a dense forest that had begun quite abruptly, simply materializing in the white nothingness.
"We can't fly through here," Treize explained, "or 'zap' for that matter."
Wu: Is that an official term, "zap"?
"Why not?" Heero asked, growing weary of Treize's mysterious commands, "It would be the most quick route."
Wu: That's "quickest", actually.
"There are barriers and forces down here that even I cannot defeat." He gave Heero a meaningful look and Heero dropped his pants.
May: NOT *that* kind of "meaningful look", MORON! Just a look that says he MEANS what he's saying.
Heero: Oh. *pulls up pants*
Wu: *snickers*
Treize gave Heero a meaningful look, "And even if we could 'zap,' Quinze would sense it."
Zechs moved behind him and spoke to Heero as well, "So it's the forest or no Trowa."
"Right then," Heero stood, his resolve steeled, "the forest it is!"
"Not so fast, chaps!" Came a lilting, albeit threatening voice from the trees and at once, a quick, lithe creature was standing before them, a menacing bow at the ready.
"You'll have to get by me first!"
"And just who in hell are you?" Heero demanded.
Wu: *cough* Purgatory . . . who in *purgatory* . . .
The newcomer, who was nearly as blonde as . . . as . . . where was Zechs anyway . . . .
"My name," the man began, "is--is . . . "
Zechs had taken that very moment to step from behind Treize, and stared at the newcomer with no little awe . . . and certainly no less than he received, for the man's jaw hung low to gape at him in return.
The three of them, Treize, Wu and Heero, gathered to one side to give the other two men a wide berth at their strange meeting, and watched the ritualistic behavior begin.
Zechs studied the man in front of him and the newcomer did the same, their thoughts in unison as they circled one another like courting roosters.
'Blonde. Sex. God.'
It was the newcomer that spoke first, "You-you're as pretty as me!"
"And you are as lovely as I am." Zechs replied, circling closer, feeling the heat flush his face and . . . other extremities. "How is it possible?" He touched a pale face so like his own and felt shocks move through his fingers and straight to his groin. He put a hand there and couldn't believe the hardness he found.
"Are you doing that to me?!" He asked the other man who had all but mirrored the action, so that the two of them stood cupping the heat of their own erections.
"No! That's you doing that to me!"
"You started it!"
"You'll finish it!"
And in an instant Zechs had tackled the other man, pushing him up against a broad tree and grinding into that figure so like his own. The man responded eagerly and their lips blurred together in the passion of thier kisses. The hands that had held their own erections now cupped the others and long strands of blond hair tangled in their frenzy, sticking to sweaty faces and tongue dampened throats that vibrated with their loud moans.
"*cough* Uhmm . . . 'scuse us." Heero interrupted but to no avail. The two men were still going at each other against the tree . . . and . . . oh MY! That's not natural!
"ENOUGH! The two of you, stop that this instant!" Treize finally intervened and Zechs pulled back a little.
"But Trei~ize . . . "
"But nothing . . ."
Wu: Which is exactly what they're getting!
" . . . we're here to rescue Trowa and nothing more . . . for now."
"Nnnnnn . . . " Zechs whined, pushing his front into the mirror of a man he still pinned against the tree (and who'd yet to slow his own wiggling) " . . . but he's just like me Treize! Please . . . just a few minutes . . ."
Wu: I'll vouch for that! ^ ^
"No. And this has gone far enough. No more distractions for you." With those words, Treize separated the two men with a easy flick of his wrist and stepped between them. He placed a hand near Zechs's /obviously/ aroused groin and snapped his fingers. "There."
"Huh?" Zechs asked, looking confused, "What--" And then he felt it . . . or rather . . . didn't. His face crumpled, his brow creasing like and beaten puppy, "Treize . . . . you didn't . . . "
Wufei perked up, interested for the first time in hours, "Didn't what?"
"Yeah," the man said, "didn't what?"
"My . . . m-my . . ." Zechs whimpered and sniffled and generally did everything a grown man shouldn't (unless they had angered Treize). He pulled at the band of his pants, peered into the once holy sanctuary and promptly screamed like a girl, "MISTER MERQUISE IS MISSING!!"
"Mr. Who?" Wufei asked and scampered over to peer down into the uninhabited abyss of Zechs's pants, "Ooooooooh . . ." He backed off, eying Treize and warily cupping his own jewels, " . . . sucks for you."
The newcomer took a look as well, "BLOODY HELL! You've lopped his willy!"
Treize smiled evilly, "And I'll do the same to you if you cause anymore problems, Mr . . . "
"Ahh . . ." the man swallowed hard, " . . . ju-just Legolas. Pleasure." He offered a hand which Treize did not accept, "Um . .. I'm an elf."
"And I'm his fucking fairy Godmother! Can we go now! Please!" Heero seemed a tad upset.
"Yes. Grand idea, Heero."
"M- . . . my . . . m-my . .. " Zechs blubbered, still staring stunned.
"S'okay, love," Legolas tried to soothe Zechs, patting his shoulder, rubbing his back, his hard buttocks . . .
"Ah-anh . . ." Treize warned, snapping fingers at the ready in front of Legolas's groin.
"I uhh . . .I'm just gonna go stand by those blokes over there, kay?"
Minutes later the orgy-
Wu: GROUP!
. . . thank you--*group were headed through the woods. Legolas led the way as he seemed to know it best, and Heero was close behind. Zechs brought up the rear, pouting and whimpering, and Treize and Wufei were somewhere between.
"Treize . . . is that uhh . . . I mean . . . is that permanent?" Wufei asked.
"Lord no! But he doesn't know that," he smiled wickedly, "and we don't have to tell him."
Wufei regarded him suspiciously, "Are you sure you're working for the right employer, Treize?"
Treize smiled, "Oh yes . . . definitely."
End of Pt. 28
C'mon . . . someone's gotta be next . . .
Maynard
(:./babaca/rr28)
