| Top Ten Lines You Wanted to Hear Trowa Say: | |
|---|---|
| 10. | To the Circus Master, "Lions? Ha! I can put my head in the mouth of a 50 foot mobile suit!" |
| 9. | To Cathrine, after she threw the first knife: "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" |
| 8. | To Quatre, after he's just come out of the hatch: "You can't be serious with that outfit..." |
| 7. | To Cathrine, when she tells him and Wufei to 'Help Mommy with the dishes,': "You are one sick woman." |
| 6. | To Heero, after his comment about the fact that dying hurts: "That bump on the head was a lot harder than I thought, wasn't it?" |
| 5. | To himself, when Cathrine brings him back to the circus with no memory. "Toto - we're not in Kansas anymore..." |
| 4. | To Cathrine, when he comes in carrying her leotard and looking dazed: "Mind if I try this on...?" |
| 3. | To Quatre, when he's about the blow up the colony: "Now, come on, Quatre. Put down the beam weapon, you're just being silly." |
| 2. | To the lion, as he's leaning next to the cage, near its mouth: "Sheesh! What have you been eating?" |
| 1. | To Dorothy, just after she stabbed Quatre: "That's it honey, you're going down!!" |
Top Ten Signs You're Obsessed With Trowa: | |
|---|---|
| 10. | You take your nephew to the circus and spend your time looking for a knife thrower in pink. |
| 9. | You've developed a tendency to laugh loudly at the oddest times. |
| 8. | You accidentally run out of gas while driving and your reaction is the stare grimly at the dashboard and say, "Out of ammo again..." |
| 7. | You've been eyeing your neighbor's clothes line with the intention of one day walking across it. |
| 6. | You've taken to wearing jeans so tight that you let out little involuntary squeaks of air when you sit down. |
| 5. | You've developed a strange desire to scoop accident victims up in your hand and take them home with you. |
| 4. | If you concentrate hard enough, you can almost feel amnesia coming on. |
| 3. | You're eyeing the monkey bars on playground at the local elementary school as possible "training equipment." |
| 2. | You're spending quiet a lot of time alone in the bathroom with a jar of hair gel and scissors. |
| 1. | You tell your friends to see the rest of the zoo without you, because you're communing with the lions. |
Top Ten Things Trowa would want if he was stranded on a desert island : | |
|---|---|
| 10. | Cathrine - for company. |
| 9. | Something other than soup for her to cook. |
| 8. | Rations for a week - he can get by on them indefinitely. |
| 7. | A gymnastics bar so he can keep those triple flips sharp -useful for hanging laundry, too. |
| 6. | Scissors to make sure his bangs don't grow to long. (Hey, there is a correct length, you know!) |
| 5. | A stuffed Heero doll - so he can sit and quietly admire it. |
| 4. | Several large lion-care manuals: he obviously won't be chatting much and he's got the pass the time some way |
| 3. | Extra ammo - he's learned his lesson! (even if there is nothing to fire at...) |
| 2. | A portable CD player and disc of famous circus tunes - just in case he gets homesick. |
| 1. | A radio so he can send strange, yet inspiring messages to Quatre... |
Top Ten Questions Trowa Would Hate to be asked: | |
|---|---|
| 10. | Can you hammer nails with those bangs? |
| 9. | Do you ever get dizzy? |
| 8. | You liked that slap of Cathrine's, didn't you? |
| 7. | You remember me, don't you? |
| 6. | Do you ever eat? |
| 5. | You didn't pack enough ammo, did you? |
| 4. | Who painted that horrible graffiti on Heavyarms Custom's face? |
| 3. | Not much of a talker, are you? |
| 2. | How do you fit all those bangs into a space helmet? |
| 1. | You want more soup, sweetie? |
Top Ten Things Trowa Hates To Receive In The Mail: Graciously donated by Ravin Lorance - thanks! | |
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| 10. | Invitations to dinner from Catherine(which always turn out to be soup, and she never lets him bring Quatre). |
| 9. | Then, when he refuses, those American Express packages of soup that spill all over the interior of Heavyarms. |
| 8. | Veterinarian bills for the lions. |
| 7. | Lt. Nikol's persistent death threats. |
| 6. | Parking tickets for that huge truck of his he carries his Gundam in. |
| 5. | Message from Quatre saying he's coming to dinner and bringing ALL the Maganacs. |
| 4. | Whining letters from Duo demanding an apology for destroying Deathscythe. |
| 3. | Catherine's warning that heís acting too suicidal and she's "coming over to straighten him out!" |
| 2. | Notice that his OZ pay is being docked on account of him being a Gundam Pilot. |
| 1. | Anything that requires a response. |
Top Ten Self-Help/Teaching Videos Trowa Has in His Possession: Graciously donated by Golden Usagi - thanks! | |
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| 10. | How to Infiltrate Military Organizations and Not Get Caught |
| 9. | Make Sure You Have Ammunition |
| 8. | International Warfare: When All Else Fails, Come Out with Your Hands Up |
| 7. | Advanced Acrobatics are Not Appropriate for All Occasions: Learning how to Tell the Difference |
| 6. | Learn to Play the Flute in 24 Hours |
| 5. | Lions: A Man's Best Friend |
| 4. | Memory Tricks that Work Every Time |
| 3. | How to Buff Up: Attach Weights to Your Limbs no Matter What You're Doing |
| 2. | Being on the Verge of Anorexia: Fatten Yourself up with Soup |
| 1. | How to Deal with Sibling Abuse |
Top Ten Lines You'll (Hopefully) Never Hear Trowa Say: Graciously donated by CJ Comer - thanks! | |
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| 10. | Can't sleep, clowns will eat me... Can't sleep, clowns will eat me... Can't sleep, clowns will eat me... |
| 9. | Everyone is scared of clowns, right? So why don't I repaint my Gundam and everyone will run from the juggling Gundam! |
| 8. | Hey everyone, let's PARTY! |
| 7. | *goes with last one* Bring in da noize, bring down da house! |
| 6. | What's...hairspray? |
| 5. | *talking to Duo* No, Pixie Sticks don't have sugar in them! *Both have a sugar high later* |
| 4. | *to lion* Here kitty kitty kitty. Here kitty kitty kitty. Trowa has a surprise for you. *surprise? Anyone's guess* |
| 3. | *in a Relena sort of way* Quuuaaattrree! Come bacckk! |
| 2. | I humbly accept this award for 'World's Longest Speech'... |
| 1. | Hey, Cathy. More soup please? |
Trowa's Top Ten New Year's Resolutions: | |
|---|---|
| 10. | To see out of both eyes at once - just once. |
| 9. | To refuse to be a victim of sister abuse. |
| 8. | To convince the Ringleader that he really needs a new costume for his clown act. |
| 7. | To end a battle with ammo to spare - just once. |
| 6. | To throw Quatre a bone and ask him to the movies. |
| 5. | To convince Cathrine that if she finds him wandering the streets in a daze, he probably needs a doctor, not a clown costume. |
| 4. | To get a hold on that inappropriate laughter thing. |
| 3. | To give into his secret desire and actually become an official OZie. (Oh, come on - you saw how he loved the uniform.) |
| 2. | To get within 30 lbs. of an appropriate body weight.. |
| 1. | To be the first pilot to get a mobile suit to do a quadruple back flip. |
Top Ten Things Trowa Put on his Xmas List: Graciously donated by Golden Usagi | |
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| 10. | Some band aids - Catherine's aim is getting just a little questionable |
| 9. | More thermoses - he just can't eat all that soup fast enough |
| 8. | More ammo (lots more ammo) |
| 7. | A sincere "I forgive you" note from Duo for destroying Deathscythe |
| 6. | A few more lions - the old circus tent gets lonely this time of year |
| 5. | An old White Fang uniform - to complete his collection of enemy infiltration gear |
| 4. | Memory pills - just in case |
| 3. | Someone to buy his giant truck that he doesn't need after EW |
| 2. | Some new clown gear |
| 1. | A flute of his own (Quatre, looks like this one's for you :) |
Top Ten Holiday Events Trowa's Looking Forward To: | |
|---|---|
| 10. | A lighter circus schedule due to the colder weather. |
| 9. | Lots of traveling with the circus because of the colder weather. |
| 8. | Watching snow fall outside while sipping strong Arabian coffee and eating white chocolate-covered Oreos. |
| 7. | Helping Heero with late night teddy bear runs to the local shelter. |
| 6. | Making snow angels with Heavyarms. The trouble is getting back up... |
| 5. | Putting on an elf suit and infiltrating the OZ Holiday Party. |
| 4. | Listening to Christmas Carols - but not singing. Never, ever, singing... |
| 3. | Monitoring the punch bowl so Quatre doesn't accidentally ingest alcohol. |
| 2. | Being dragged along to shop for presents with Cathrine. |
| 1. | Being dragged along to shop for presents with Quatre. |
Top Ten Items Trowa would buy in bulk: Graciously donated by Shikyouta | |
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| 10. | I would think he should have ammunition at #1 his list. But for obvious reasons, he doesn't ;) |
| 9. | clown pants' suspenders -Duo keeps trying to see how many of them it takes to hold down the bat wings on Deathscythe-Hell... |
| 8. | lint roller refills -gets rid of the cat hair on his dark turtlenecks! |
| 7. | Woolite delicates laundry soap -to wash Catherine's skimpy little number |
| 6. | soft cloths w/ a small dangling weight -used to clean the inside of his flute. also used for pelting overly rowdy Maguanac audiences |
| 5. | kitty yum-yums |
| 4. | ballet tights -have you seen how many pairs he and Catherine go through during just one circus performance?? |
| 3. | cans of Diet Dr. Pepper -one calorie, all the taste of regular Dr. Pepper! |
| 2. | ice cube trays -ice is probably the only solid thing he eats in abundance |
| 1. | spirit gum -keeps clown mask (and hair) firmly attached to his face |
Top Ten Things Trowa would do at the mall: Graciously donated by Golden Usagi | |
|---|---|
| 10. | Secretly bought a super sized bottle of hair gel. |
| 9. | When approached by one of the mall guards, put his hands up and then did three triple back flips away. |
| 8. | Helped Quatre pick out a different color of shirt (light blue this time). |
| 7. | Was asked by one of the sales clerks if he would like to model their tight fitting jeans. |
| 6. | Checked out the mask shop. |
| 5. | Volunteered himself to be the target for a knife thrower. |
| 4. | Finally got a registered permit for that giant truck of his. |
| 3. | Was asked by the pet store owner if he would like to work there, since all the animals seemed to really listen to him. |
| 2. | Commented that the soup in the food court wasn't all that great. |
| 1. | Managed to run out of ammo on all the arcade games he played. |
Top Ten Oscars Trowa could win: | |
|---|---|
| 10. | Best Clown Costume on a Teenaged Guerilla Fighter |
| 9. | Best Acting in a Role With Cathrine's Soup |
| 8. | Most Adorable Impersonation of a Stick Figure |
| 7. | Best Triple Flips in a Combat Role |
| 6. | Most Elegant Use of a Huge Swiss Army Knife (that scene where he whirls around and shreds Inspector Acht's Aries - cool!) |
| 5. | Most Improbable Hair to Fit Into a Space Helmet |
| 4. | Best Flute Playing by a Terrorist |
| 3. | Best Monologue While Disassembling a Mobile Doll Piloting System |
| 2. | Most Sexist Line By Someone Who is Not Wufei ("How sad - a woman who can't cry" As if he's one to talk!!) |
| 1. | Most Scenes in One Series That Involve Intense Fighting and Running Out of Ammo |
Top Ten Jeopardy Categories for Trowa: (for best effect, insert the phrase, "I'll take" before each category and "for 300, Alex" after) | |
|---|---|
| 10. | Famous One-Eyed Pilots |
| 9. | Natural Hair Disasters |
| 8. | Memory Tips & Tricks |
| 7. | Bad Soup Antidotes |
| 6. | Warrior Clowns |
| 5. | Sibling & Knives |
| 4. | Animal Language Skills |
| 3. | Less is More |
| 2. | Self-Defense Gymnastics |
| 1. | Eating Disorders |
Top Ten Signs You're Hanging Out With Trowa Too Much: Graciously donated by Tataragami | |
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| 10. | You check at every zoo within driving distance to try and find a pet lion-- you keep hearing from someone (and you're not telling who) that they make good pets because they only bare their fangs at enemies. |
| 9. | Whenever one of your friends introduces you to someone, you approach them with your hands raised in surrender. |
| 8. | You know the name of the hair gel/spray Trowa uses for his hair... |
| 7. | ...and you use some of it to help one of your friends' little sisters look like Pippy Longstocking for Halloween. |
| 6. | You begin to believe that behind every clown face there is a silent, serious, and utterly mysterious guy with supernatural hair that shows no emotion whatsoever--except when his friend cracks a joke about trying to kill himself and how much it hurts. |
| 5. | Your family is getting really sick of all the soup you keep finding placed oh-so-conspicuously on your doorstep. |
| 4. | Your friends' cats obey your every whim. |
| 3. | You can now move easily between the cliques at your school, making everyone believe you belong there (including your original friends) while at the same time gathering blackmail material to use against those who have caused you and your friends trouble in the past. |
| 2. | You think that showing off incredibly thin legs in a pair of incredibly tight jeans is cool. |
| 1. | You no longer consider hair that completely throws the known laws of physics out the window to be absurd. |
Top Ten GW Things You're Likely to Find in Trowa's Fridge/Freezer: | |
|---|---|
| 10. | Cathrine's tights (in the freezer) - the last longer that way and he gets a kick out of seeing her expression putting them on |
| 9. | Slim-Fast™ - isn't it always the ones who *don't* need to lose weight who buy that stuff? |
| 8. | several pounds of leftover homemade pasta from his dinner with Quatre and the Manguanacs |
| 7. | his circus facepaints |
| 6. | several cans of Purina Premium Circus Chow™ (now you know his secret for taming the lion: gourmet kitty food) |
| 5. | sushi - the next time Heero drops by in a coma, Trowa can offer him something ethnic in place of Cathrine's soup |
| 4. | a carton of low-fat mocha sugar-free ice cream |
| 3. | ammo for Heavyarms (on the top of the fridge) - he keeps forgetting he left it there, which is why he always runs out |
| 2. | ice cream sandwiches for Quatre when he visits |
| 1. | Cathrine's Healthy Choice™ Cream Puff Eclairs |
Top Ten GW Toys Trowa Would Like to See Bandai Release: | |
|---|---|
| 10. | My Friend Quatre© - turn him on and he follows you, talks to you, even when you ignore him or act indifferent! The perfect pet! |
| 9. | The Circus play set: (with Trowa & Cathrine figures, lions & cage, Heavyarms model, set of miniature knives and soup pot.) |
| 8. | Rescue Trowa! action figure set with Trowa's Very Big Truck©: (Heavyarms and self-destructed Heero action figure sold separately.) |
| 7. | Dress Me Up Trowa©: comes with every enemy uniform in the series! Just change his clothes and he's ready for a new infiltration! |
| 6. | Official Trowa Trampoline: small enough to fit in your bedroom with enough bounce to send you through the ceiling! |
| 5. | From the Rebel collection: Trowa's Bangs© visor. |
| 4. | Deluxe Heavyarms model with under-loaded gatling guns: Never be caught with enough ammo again when you're battling friends! |
| 3. | Quiet Boys© play set: Trowa and Wu Fei figures, Bad Coffee© set, campfire) Approved by parents because it makes no sound at all! |
| 2. | Destructible Libra Mobile Doll Control Panel - take it apart slowly, again and again, while chatting about war! (Dorothy not included.) |
| 1. | Amnesic Trowa© figure: Comes with bewildered expression and Protective Cathrine.© (Threatening Duo or Quatre sold separately.) |
Top Ten Signs That Trowa Needs a New Mech: | |
|---|---|
| 10. | His old one makes too much noise and well, that's just not Trowa... |
| 9. | His ammo clips are too big so he can't run out of bullets as often as he likes. |
| 8. | There's no place to put his mask in the one he's using now. |
| 7. | The doors on the chest keep popping open at the most inconvenient times (like when the audience arrives at the circus.) |
| 6. | It's outgrown that monster truck he's always carrying it around on. |
| 5. | The fingers on the right hand contract just a bit too strongly (sorry, Heero!) |
| 4. | Cathrine's already slapped him in the one he has now... |
| 3. | ... and she spilled soup in it, too. |
| 2. | He thinks the "face" shows too much expression. |
| 1. | The gundm is getting dizzy when he does those specatcular triple flips. |
Top Ten Products or Services We'd Like to See & Would Rather Not See Trowa Endorse: | |
|---|---|
| Like to see: | |
| 10. | Weight Watcher's - The New Drop-it-Fast Silencer Plan. |
| 9. | Highway assistance programs -"Whether it's running out of gas on the road, or running out of ammo on a battlefield, they're here to help." |
| 8. | The new miracle fabric: Spray-on denim! |
| 7. | Domestic Abuse Programs - "I'm Trowa, and this is what my sister did to me..." |
| 6. | Any brand of hair gel -"I don't even need to be at zero G to get these gravity-defying results!" |
| Would Rather Not See: | |
| 5. | Any eating disorders recovery program. |
| 4. | Singing telegrams |
| 3. | Home hair cutting products. - "I did mine at home, and you can do it too." |
| 2. | Workshops on "Talking to Anybody About Anything" - "It's easy really. Look hot. Be mysterious. Grunt now and then so they do the talking." |
| 1. | Ginko Biloba Memory Enhancement Pills -"It took a visit from Quatre for me, but for you better memory is just a pill away." |
Top Ten Signs That You're on a Date With Trowa: | |
|---|---|
| 10. | You come back from the restroom and he's huddled up in the booth, staring at you like he's never seen you before. |
| 9. | Over cocktails, you find out more than you ever wanted to know about styling gel. |
| 8. | On the way to your picnic destination, you find two lions in the back seat of your date's car. |
| 7. | When you pick up your date at home and ask what he'd like to do, he suggsts a fun evening where you hurl sharp objects at him. |
| 6. | You almost miss meeting him at the restaurant because he's put on strange clothing and infiltrated someone else's date. |
| 5. | You can't tell your date's eye color: one is covered with a clown mask, the other hidden by the unibang-from-hell. |
| 4. | After the movie, he asks if you wouldn't mind self-destructing so that he can take care of you afterwards. |
| 3. | You have an irresistible urge to get your date to try on Zechs' mask - just to see that unibang sticking out of the eye holes. |
| 2. | You ring your date's doorbell and he comes out with his hands up. |
| 1. | IN the car, on the way to get him, you feel the need to chant, "Embrace the silence, embrace the silence..." |
Top Ten Reasons to Like Trowa: | |
|---|---|
| 10. | He'll never monopolize the conversation. |
| 9. | He can dash off a triple flip whenever the whim, or OZ, strikes. |
| 8. | He made Quatre smile by playing the flute. (Awww...) |
| 7. | Monster trucks carrying two-story mechs hold no fear for him. |
| 6. | His unibang can function as an umbrella in sudden cloudbursts. |
| 5. | He's a guy, yet he wears painted-on jeans. |
| 4. | He's got a great "battle growl" as he swings Heavyarms' knife. |
| 3. | He introduces himself like James Bond. "Call me Trowa. Trowa Barton." |
| 2. | Piloting a gundam with hair over one eye is a snap for him. |
| 1. | He runs out of ammo with style. |
Trowa's Top Ten Vacation Destinations When GW comes to the U.S.: | |
|---|---|
| 10. | New York, New York - so all the waitresses at the Carnegie Deli can tell him, "Eat, EAT!" |
| 9. | Sarasota, Florida - he'll definately want to a chance to see the Ringling Brothers Circus Museum. |
| 8. | Niagara Falls, New York -it's so loud there no one talks. He can blend right in. |
| 7. | Marin County, California -he'll drop in at Lucasfilm's Skywalker Ranch and let the model makers sculpt a new hairstyle for him. |
| 6. | The state of Kansas - to commune with all the other scarecrows (and if there's a tornado he can join Dorothy & Toto to infiltrate OZ.) |
| 5. | Los Angeles, California - he's always calm when people throw knives at him so he can handle the freeways with no trouble. |
| 4. | Everett, Washington - Boeing Aircraft has asked him to come in for a test of the aerodynamic qualities of those bangs. |
| 3. | Orlando, Florida - he'll apply for a summer job as a strolling Pierrot in the Italian section of Epcot Center. |
| 2. | New York, New York - torn between a guest appearanceat Carnegie Hall with James Galway, or Central Park with Jethro Tull. |
| 1. | West Palm Beach, Florida -he's scare the heck out of the tour guides at Lion Country Safari by getting out of the car and communing. |
Top Ten Things Trowa Has to be Thankful For: | |
|---|---|
| 10. | Hair gel. |
| 9. | A face that can pull off wearing the bangs that need the hair gel. |
| 8. | Finally achieving that impossible state - not "too rich" - but "too thin." |
| 7. | Catherine has incredible aim. |
| 6. | Memories can be completely forgotten. |
| 5. | Memories can be remembered again. |
| 4. | The kind of body that looks good in any enemy uniform. |
| 3. | A great poker face. |
| 2. | Another gundam always shows up by the time Heavyarms inevitibly runs out of ammunition. |
| 1. | Quatre smiles enough for both of you. |
Top Ten Ways Trowa has for Saying 'No' to a Date: | |
|---|---|
| 10. | Starch your bangs, then move in close and say you'll come if he/she promises to give you lots of "face-to-face time." |
| 9. | Have Duo tell the asker what a wonderful conversationalist you are. |
| 8. | Respond to the date request by suddenly doing amzaing back triple flips away from the person. They should get the idea. |
| 7. | Agree, but only if he/she agrees in return to help Catherine with her knife-throwing practice. |
| 6. | Tell him/her that Cathrine insists on the lion being your chaperone. |
| 5. | Say your boyfirend has 40 thugs that do his every bidding and that he probably wouldn't like the idea of you dating other people. |
| 4. | Agree, but remind him/her that all of your buddies are well-armed terrorists and assasins and that they tend to get irritated when you are even the tiniest bit late for your curfew. |
| 3. | Tell them you already scheduled some enemy infiltration plans for that evening. |
| 2. | Kindly refuse, saying that only those with weapons, uniforms, or a good backhand slap get your respect. |
| 1. | Just be yourself. When he/she asks, "Want to go out?", just give them one of your best I'm-looking-right-through-you stares and respond, "....." |
Top Ten Signs that Trowa has had Too Much to Drink: | |
|---|---|
| 10. | He's the first one there when Duo suggests they all get naked at zero-g. |
| 9. | He has a heart-to-heart conversation with Heero that lasts a good hour and contains more than 50 words. |
| 8. | Just for fun, he lets the lions out "for some excercise." |
| 7. | While in his OZ uniform, he flirts shamelessly with Lady Une. |
| 6. | He accidentally sees his muscled self (ala EW) in the mirror and runs screaming. |
| 5. | Weeping, he brings Duo "obligation chocolate" for blowing up Shinigami. |
| 4. | He sees Quatre blow up a colony, smiles goofily and says, "You go, boyfriend!" |
| 3. | He subjects all the pilots to endless rounds of "Send in the Clowns." But he sings it well. |
| 2. | He jumps on Quatre, ties him up, and drags him off to bed saying, "Whose been a bad boy, then?" |
| 1. | He slaps Catherine back. |
Trowa's Top Ten Top Ten Essential School Supplies for Success in OZ-controlled Schools: | |
|---|---|
| 10. | Mousse (two cans.) |
| 9. | OZ uniform for the Come-As-Your-Alter-Ego Junior-Senior dance. |
| 8. | Mobile Suit Gundam pencil sharpener (transforms into a miniature gatling gun, but often runs out of ammo.) |
| 7. | Tape recorder for playing pre-recorded greetings to fellow students (taped for him that morning by Quatre.) |
| 6. | Several written reminders to not perform triple flips during gym period. (Attracts too much attention, doncha know...) |
| 5. | A post-it note that reads "Yes, I can, thank you," for all those students who ask, "Can you see out of that hair?" |
| 4. | Stimulants. |
| 3. | Flute for marching band practice (he already has a uniform!) |
| 2. | Excuse from his mother (aka, Duo) allowing him to be released from contact sports (no chances with the memory.) |
| 1. | Quatre. |
Trowa's Top Ten Favorite Comfort Foods: | |
|---|---|
| 10. | Veal Piccata with pasta on the side. |
| 9. | One-calorie diet sodas. |
| 8. | Ginko biloba pills (memory enhancers.) |
| 7. | Cotton candy from the circus. |
| 6. | Enchiladas with molé sauce (he'll give the basket of chips to Quatre and Duo.) |
| 5. | Sugar-free gum. (Wintergreen) |
| 4. | St. John's Wart pills (mood lifters.) |
| 3. | Pop Rocks. |
| 2. | Bagels and boysenberry jam. |
| 1. | Plain rice cakes. (fake food - he can binge on them with absolutely no guilt!) |
Top Ten Things Trowa Liked/Bought/Did on the GWing Disneyland Road Trip: | |
|---|---|
| 10. | Bought a gold, executive-style Mickey Mouse watch. |
| 9. | Dined with Quatre at the Blue Bayou restaurant inside the Pirates of the Carribbean ride. |
| 8. | Had to be dragged bodily out of the video arcade (wicked cool flight sim game!) |
| 7. | Enjoyed watching Quatre experience "It's a Small World" for the first time. |
| 6. | Secretly loved the Peter Pan ride. |
| 5. | Stunned the crowd with his prowess on the rifle range in Frontierland. |
| 4. | Escaped to Tom Sawyer's Island and hid for awhile. |
| 3. | Avoided all popcorn stands. |
| 2. | Loved browsing through the mask shop in New Orleans Square. |
| 1. | Bought Quatre those Piglet goggles. |
Top Ten Things to Discuss with CLAMP School Detectives' Suoh Takamura. | |
|---|---|
| 10. | Knives - throwing them, having them thrown at you. |
| 9. | Working with people who seem to go insane every now and then. |
| 8. | Amnesia. |
| 7. | Having to look after blue-eyed blonds who look innocent but are really anything but. |
| 6. | The conservative viewpoint on dress, speech, manners - everything but hair, actually. |
| 5. | Constantly being underestimated because of your age. |
| 4. | The attraction of short, pathologically polite people (purple hair is optional.) |
| 3. | The experience of growing up in rather martially-inclined organizations. |
| 2. | Flute playing! Whether producing it, or falling in love because of it... |
| 1. | The art of protecting the one(s) you love, without making a big deal of it. |
Want info on CLAMP School Detectives? Here's a link.
Trowa's Top Ten Consequences of Having Shoulder-length Bangs: | |
|---|---|
| 10. | You have an extra layer of protection behind your helmet's blast shield. |
| 9. | You may miss events happening on your left - like a mobile doll about to blast you into a fine mist. |
| 8. | They really add something to that clichéd "exhausted anime hero" look. |
| 7. | The contrast between hair in abundance and a spit-and-polish military uniform makes a strong fashion statement. |
| 6. | On windy days, you may be rendered teporarily sightless in one eye from the sudden change in lighting. |
| 5. | At least on your left side, you never have to see the knives coming at you. |
| 4. | If hair covers half of your face you spend 50% less on clown makeup. |
| 3. | When playing the flute, just turn slightly to the left, block the audience with your bangs, and *presto!* no stage fright! |
| 2. | Getting a new haircutter to understand what you want from a trim may be difficult. |
| 1. | Team them with a lowered head, look up at people through your lashes, and you'll look like One Sexy Devil. (see above) This could be good or bad. |
The End
(:./kumiko/top3)
