Even more silliness
"Yo, Dr. K, I think your boy's gone completely nuts," says Dr. B or otherwise known as Bleeding Gums Murphy. "I heard he wasted a bunch of colonies."
Dr. K or otherwise known as Krusty the Clown yells and mashes his face with his hands, "Oh, holy crap, I never should've left the plans for Wing Zero behind." His green hair droops. "Ohhhhhhhh."
"You slob," screams Professor G. "You left that behind?! With him?!"
"Oh, great, this is just great," says Master O. "He's wasting the people we're trying to help. Good going, K."
"Oh, yeah, what have the colonists done for us, huh? Look at me,look at me, this is what happens when you mess with gundamanium alloys during final mixing," says Krusty, pointing to his face and hair.
"Well, look at this nose and this scar!" yells Professor G.
"I lost all my hair," moaned Dr. O.
"My gums bleed," says Dr. B.
"I have no nose," says Dr. S. "And my hair is brittle and grey. But we still have to free the colonies."
Krusty calm down then says, "Oh, my freaking... Doesn't anybody have a cigarette?!"
"NO! FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME!" chorus the other doctors.
"I think what we need is some jazz," says Dr. B.
"Play that saxophone again and I'll shove it down your throat," said Dr. K.
The door opens and a soldier steps in.
"Krusty, you're wanted in the mess hall. The soldiers need to be entertained."
"But I haven't come up with any new jokes!"
"Just make fun of the Gundam pilots, they'll laugh."
"At least give me a smoke, will ya?"
"Jokes first, then smoke."
Dr. K goes off with the soldiers.
Dr. B sighs, "The only one of us who is still free is Homer."
"DOH!" they all chorus.
"Trowa!" screamed Quatre.
"Trowa! Get out of there, it's going to blow up!" yells Lisa.
After Trowa's little speech and the eventual fireworks, Lisa turns to Quatre and says, "NOW, you've made me mad, mister!"
The End
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