20-Jan-2003
Title: Not So Solitary
Author: Draco
Warnings: Fluff, some yaoi hints... read to find out more...
Duo hadn't felt so relaxed in years. Heero had actually cooked him dinner. And more amazingly, it had tasted good. Almost lazily, he opened the door to his quarters. He had to struggle a bit with the key, but finally the door opened for him without its usual squeak.
All in all, it was a good night, Duo thought happily as he took off his boots. He managed not to fight with Heero over dinner despite Heero's latest venture to risk their lives in yet another completely bizarre way. But as usual, they survived and Heero cooked him dinner to apologize. Not to mention, he got a care package from Hilde today, and Une had gave him a bottle of champagne leftover from the state party last night. Life was definitely good, Duo decided while he stripped off his shirts.
Just as he was about to climb into bed, he heard a very soft moan from his bed. Almost a whimper. Instantly, he jumped away from the bed. Faintly, he could make out a form already there in his bed. He had undressed in the darkness and somehow managed to miss the intruder. Who the hell was sleeping on his bed?! For a brief, delirious moment, Duo thought it might be Heero. No, they were doing good, but not that good.
Another soft moan, followed by a separate whimper. Duo suddenly noticed that his heart rate was speeding up, and he was feeling a mute sense of panic. Relax! He ordered his body. He just had to figure out who was the pervert on his bed and deal with it.
He could almost see himself walking in slow motion towards the bed, when he heard it again. A whining sound that sounded guttural. As he got closer he could see...
Wufei! He realized with sudden alarm. What the hell was Wufei doing in his bed, making... turned on noises??
Wufei still doesn't seem to notice him, instead, Wufei shifted underneath the blankets, and Duo could suddenly make out another form.
Shit, Wufei was doing the wild thing on *his* bed!
The other form moved and then wrapped around Wufei slowly, almost snake like.
Duo didn't know if he wanted to scream or run out of his room. He settled on making a small chocking sound. Or maybe it was not so small, because Wufei bolted up, and shit, Wufei was naked! Even in the darkness, Duo could make out the other form...it was... a dragon?!
"What the hell are you doing here?" Wufei yelled, and the dragon coiled around Wufei immediately, covering Wufei's nakedness in a distinctly protective matter.
"Shit, what have I been smoking?" Duo managed. He felt his leg falling beneath him, and before he lost consciousness he wondered mildly if he should call this bestiality or masturbation.
Sally frowned as she injected Heero with the content of her syringe. It was a good thing that she saw him stumble outside. Well, she might have noticed that he was naked too.
Before she could check his pulse again, Wufei stormed through the door bare-chested, carrying an equally dressed (undressed) Duo.
"What the hell is wrong with him?!" Wufei dropped Duo next to Heero. "He broke into my room and undressed!"
Duo looked like he was unconscious, but Heero's dilated eyes now seem to focus entirely on Duo's bare chest.
"Um... it would seem that Heero managed to find some hallucinogenic mushrooms, and I guess both he and Duo ate some," Sally observed mildly, and started to get another injection ready for Duo.
"Only Heero Yuy would be able to do something that stupid!" Wufei stammered.
Before Sally could respond, Heero was crawling over Duo and...SHIT...
"I did not need to see that!" Wufei backed away quickly. "They are all yours!"
Sally sighed as she started to detangle Heero from Duo. Though it was getting more difficult now that Duo seemed to be responding even in his unconscious state.
"Wufei, would you mind calling one of my nurses for me before you go back to your quarters?" Sally yelled after Wufei's back.
"Yes," Wufei said while continuing to retreat. And Sally could suddenly see a second form joining him. It looked like...
"No, it couldn't be!" Sally shook her head violently, and went back to the now X-rated Heero and Duo.
~Owari
Endnotes: Okay, the better title for this story is probably Draco on Crack. Because really, that's what it is, but that may give away the plot... See this all started when I made a comment about needing "to do that Wufei" for Q-sama, and Lilias immediately responded with "Oo. Please DO do that Wufei! ::settles in with video camera::". Then the image of a dragon and Wufei was planted in Q-sama's head... and then... well so in conclusion, this is Lilias and Q-sama's fault. And yes, this could also be considered self-insertion.
(:./draco/solitary)
