20-Jul-2000
> So, I have a challenge for you fic writers out there
> to put "I want my penis" into a fic.
> Don't care what kind of fic, don't care who says it (Bonus points if
> it's not Duo... ^.~... triple bonus points if it's a Wu-Mei fic.)
> And it has to fit into context! ^^ It can't be completely random.
> It has to fit into the conversation and the theme and all that good
> stuff... Any takers? ^.~
>
> Michiko
I take that challenge!!! I just ate 2 very suspicious looking bananas as well...
Chang Wufei groaned silently. There was no justice. In fact, as he sat in the back of the class, the only thing that kept him sane was the different ways he could think of killing Duo Maxwell. All of them involving Wufei's bare hands and very very painful torture devices.
To make matters worse, the target of Wufei's hate was sitting in front of him. His neck just within range of Wufei's fingers. It took all of Wufei's discipline to hold back until the end of the class.
Somewhere in front of the class an ignorant onna was lecturing, "Now class, be sure you incorporate every single part of the . . ."
What did that onna know of art anyway? The class that passed for Sculpture 1 was a blasphemy towards art. Of course, Wufei was quite aware that his own personal dislike towards this form of artistic expression was the precise reason Duo had enrolled him into this class. And therefore, Wufei was perfectly justified to kill the little bastard.
Wufei groaned. Louder this time as he tried his best not to look at the nude male model, and dug his stylus into the poor defenseless clay wishing it was Duo's flesh. As if sensing Wufei's anger, Duo turned around slightly and flashed Wufei a brilliant smile.
It was all too much for Wufei as his stylus sliced off part of his clay. Wufei was still trying to stare down Duo, so he did not notice. The Chinese girl sitting near him saw the accident, and rescued the lost piece of the ground. However, as soon as she did, she blushed.
Wufei too noticed that his sculpture was missing something. Looking around he found the fragment in a pretty girl's hand. With a completely straight face, Wufei turned to the girl, held out his hand and said, "I want my penis back."
Mortified, the girl threw the poor piece at Wufei, "Have you no honor, male?!"
As the sculpture watched its manhood splatter on the table, Duo turned to Wufei and laughed, "I think Meiran-chan likes ya!"
-owari
Ne ne? Do I get the points?
(:./draco/challenge)
