20 May 2002
Relena didn't seem perturbed in the least. "What's the matter? Never seen a girl before?"Wufei: INJUSTICE!!! What are onnas doing in a yaoi round robin????
A blinding light appeared over Chy and she disappeared. In her place babaca appeared.
babaca: GUH! What the ...
Wufei: Onna, what are you doing here? You hate self-inserts!
babaca: I know. Damn, it must have been the pull of the dark side of the force.
Treize (raises eyebrow): That's the wrong series.
babaca: Never mind me, go back to the action.
While Zechs continued to have a meaningful conversation with a toadstool, one of those strange creatures known as "girls" approached.
"What are you doing?" the dark haired woman said.
Zechs barely looked up at the strange creature with bumpy things on its chest. "I lost something and I'm not judged by this toadstool."
"What did you lose?" the creature said.
Zechs glared over at Treize briefly before turning to the other. "Something dear to me. What is your name?"
"I'm Lucrezia, but most people just call me Noin. I'm good at finding things. What did it look like maybe I can help you find it."
Treize and Wufei snickered. Babaca bapped both on the head and shushed them.
Zechs vaguely pointed to the missing area and started to wail. "It's gone forever, nothing can be done!"
Noin moved closer and gently rubbed the beautiful man's back. "I'm sorry. I'm not good with healing. Sally is though, maybe she could help. Without thinking, Noin's hand traveled to the null space between Zechs' legs. Noting the lack of essentials, she remarked, "So smooth, no hair at all. It's almost like being a girl."
Zechs looked horrified at the thought before a faint tingling sensation occured. "Hmm, that feels nice, don't stop."
"Uh-oh," Treize muttered.
"What?" Wufei asked.
"The spell only lasts for so long, I think it's about to end."
"What is that strange creature doing to me? I mean him?" Legolas asked.
"Well if there was something there, I'd say a hand job," Heero remarked, avoiding the strange intenses stares coming from the one called Relena.
"AH!" Zechs exclaimed arching his hips, when suddenly the old tackling made its appearance in proud flagpole positioning glory. "It's a miracle!"
The other girls eyes got big staring at the exhibition in front of them.
"Noin!" one of the girls said, "Could you do that for me?"
"Hilde, I don't know what I did," Noin replied confused, although she couldn't stop rubbing that which wasn't there minutes before. Something about the way Zechs was moaning and moving prevented her from stopping.
"Come on, Noin give it a shot. I've always wanted one of those," said the dark haired girl who looked a little similar to Noin.
Soon Zechs cried out and milky essence which had been backed up since part twenty eight shot out like a fountain.
Wufei: Gross!
babaca: Sorry, I calls them as I see them.
Hilde ran over to Noin pulling up her dress exposing all the yaoi loving men to a sight they didn't want to see.
ALL MALES: ARRGGHHH!!! PUT THAT AWAY!
Hilde sat next to Noin. "Please, give it a try?"
Noin nodded her assent as her hands, which she hastily wiped on the grass, reached for the mound between Hilde's legs. She began to rub it like she did with Zechs earlier. "How do you feel?"
Hilde tilted her head back and moaned. "Warm and vvveerryyy nice."
Wufei glaring at babaca: Why are we having a yuri scene in a yaoi round robin fic?
babaca: Hey, it's valid. Yuri is acceptable and this is my first yuri scene I've ever attempted to write. So ... shut up!
"It feels like something is growing," Hilde said in a breathless tone.
"Are you suppose to be this wet?" Noin asked with concern. Zechs wasn't wet like this.
Heero: Okay I'm ending this now. Have you forgotten we have a cute bishie to rescue?
babaca: No, I haven't forgotten, but I thought I'd do something with the ladies since Chyldea threw them in.
Wufei: You've done enough! I've had my fill of onnas for the moment.
babaca: Joshi.
Wufei: Eh?
babaca: The plural of woman 'onna' is 'joshi'. You call yourself Japanese?
Wufei: No. Chinese.
babaca: True. Now back to the story...
Heero remarked to the crowd, half who were gawking at the pleasuring session, the other half averting their eyes, "Well I say it's time to go!"
The line of women waiting after Hilde had her turn at growing outside genitalia looked over to the steely eyed Japanese man and said, "You're no fun anymore."
Wufei replied, "He's never been fun. And I concur. Time is a wasting."
Treize nodded his head. "That's true. Let's get our gear and ... DAMMIT ZECHS! LEGOLAS! Am I going to HAVE to do that spell again?"
End of Part 32
NEXT!
(:./babaca/rr32)
