Warnings: AU, yaoi, coarse language, violence, angst, cliffhangers, red herrings, mention of various vices, random bits of useless knowledge, occasionally explicit sex, enough footnotes to choke an army of horses.
Disclaimer: I don't really need to be Captain Obvious here, do I? No ownership, no profit, yadda yadda. Written for fun, not profit. Don't own IBM.
Spoilers: None for GW, very few for Pretty Woman.
This fic was written in response to Nova Una's challenge to the 1x2ML to write Gundam Wing, Pretty Woman style, with Heero as the prostitute and Duo the businessman who makes his acquaintance.
I'm not sure about the title, but I thought it a damn sight better than "Pretty Heero."
Edulcoration - noun form of the verb edulcorate, meaning to free from harshness (as of attitude) or to soften.
(:./mookie/edm)