20 Oct 2000
A songfilk to make amends-sort of-with the 13x5 crowd
Treize Khushrenada has handily defeated the gundam pilot, Chang Wufei, and Wufei has retreated from the scene to mope down on the ocean floor. Treize makes a call to Zechs Marquise who has just taken over a base, given a swell little speech, and shot the man who destroyed the Sank Kingdom. Feeling rather pumped, Zechs foolishly agrees to the General's nefarious plan to lure the pouting gundam pilot 05 to the OZies side...
*Treize and Zechs stand in the ruins of Treize's office aboard his boat. Treize has the video screen of the comm unit trained on the cockpit of Shenlong, some 200 feet below them. Zechs manages to patch through an audio link, Treize starts the music on the unit's mp300 karaoke player and begins to sing... *
Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick your sword off the ground
I said, young man, you're on *our* side of town
There's no need to be a weakling!
Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, to escape Sally Po
You can stay here, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
*winks lasciviously and gropes Zechs, who squeaks*
*both men sing*
It's fun to stay at the Y.O.Z.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.O.Z.A.
They have everything for the strong to enjoy.
Test your justice with all the boys!
It's fun to stay at the Y.O.Z.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.O.Z.A.
You'll be rose-scented clean
If you make the right deal
You can do whatever you feel...
*Treize gives the signal, Zechs rolls his eyes, grabs his crotch, and
shouts, "Oh YEAH, baby!!*
*Treize, speaking seductively into an intercom that leads to the submerged
Shenlong*
Young man, Are you listeneing to me?
I said, young man, pouting there in the sea?
I said, young man, I'm the man of your dreams,
But you've got to know this one thing:
No man, gets me all to himself
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf
And just come here, to the Y.O.Z.A.
You can meet Zechs Marquise today!
*another squeeze, this time followed by a definite purr...*
*both men sing*
It's fun to stay at the Y.O.Z.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.O.Z.A.
They have everything for the strong to enjoy.
Test your justice with all the boys!
It's fun to stay at the Y.O.Z.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.O.Z.A.
Get your gundam repaired
While our techs check it out
And the three of us writhe and shout...
*Zechs, peering at the vid screen*
Young Man, you have cute little shoes,
I said, look here - into my baby blues
And just trust me, He won't tell you no jive
You're just working for the wrong side!
*Treize puts his head next to Zechs's and sings*
That's why we have come here to you
and said "Young man, come bring your Nataku
There's a place here called the Y.O.Z.A.
And we'll fight for justice today!
*both men sing*
It's fun to stay at the Y.O.Z.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.O.Z.A.
They have everything for the strong to enjoy.
Test your justice with all the boys!
Y.O.Z.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.O.Z.A.
Young man, Young man, there's no need to feel down
Young man, Young man, come with us or you'll drown!
Y.O.Z.A.
just go to the Y.O.Z.A.
Young Man, Young Man, Zechs and I are the best
Young Man, Young Man, You'll get lots of bedrest...
*Zechs does an expert fadeout and the two officers sit back and wait*
"Well, do you think he'll take us up on our offer, sir?"
"I don't know, Milliard... we'll have to wait and see. Got any ideas on how we can pass the time...?"
"Well, there *were* those costumes that came with the Official Ancient Village People Karaoke Machine. *shows Treize the catalogue of costumes included* "I think I'll be the Cop..."
"I think not, dear one! *I* am going to be the Cop. *You* are going to be the Construction Worker. Grrrrowllll...." *wiggles eyebrows excessively*
*Zechs sweatdrops... all over* "Yes sir. And Wufei...?"
*the two give each other a knowing look and wink*
*together* "The Indian."
Just then, there is a knock on the side of the ship...
owari
(:./kumiko/yoza)
