26-Oct-1999
There was once a proud little bishonen named Wufei who lived with his mother, Sally. Now one day, Sally asked Wufei to take a basket of biscotti to her best friend Noin.
Wufei scowled, "Noin, that baba."
Sally frowned, "Don't use that word! Now go out and deliver this basket. Oh, and wear this jacket I made for you."
The jacket she gave him was red with a little hood.
Wufei grimanced and said, "Me wear that? Are you kidding, woman?"
"Your other jackets are in the wash."
Wufei scowled and cursed in Chinese under his breath.
"You need to take Nataku out for a walk, anyway."
Hearing about the dragon-dog always made Wufei perk up. So, Wufei took his fire-breathing dog for a walk, wearing a red jacket with a hood, carrying a basket of goodies to Noin.
Along the way, he met an elegantly dressed wolf, wearing a blue uniform and boots. It was a strange wolf, very human looking except he had wolf ears, a big loooong... tail and a smile that was sharp despite the lack of fangs.
"Where are you going, Wuuuhuuu?"
"Kisama, do not act so friendly with me. My name is Wufei and I'm going to the baba's house. And if you come any nearer with that big, looong tail of yours, I'll... " He reached in the basket, hoping for a sharp knife. Unfortunately, all he could find was a potato peeler.
"You'll stab me with that little thing," said the wolf.
Wufei blushed and said, "Then I'll sick Nataku on you."
The wolf bowed and said, "I'll go elsewhere as you wish."
Now Wufei was relieved at the fact that the wolf seemed to have disappeared and was not following him. The rest of his walk through the woods was uneventful. Once at Noin's house, he put Nataku outside the house and went in with his basket.
"Noin, here are the cookies you wanted?"
"Come closer, dearest."
Wufei walked up to the bed to see only a pair of blue eyes peering from the bed. Now, Wufei, for all his faults, was quite a bit smarter than the average lead in a fairy tale and immediately jumped back, yelling, "Kisama!"
Treize threw off the sheets and said, "Yes, Wufei, there are quite a few unmentionables that are quite big and now I'm going to eat you."
Wufei whistled for his trusty dog. Strangely, the dog didn't blow the door down with his breath. Frowning, he looked out the window only to see Nataku trying to fry two very tall geese in the distance. "Kuso!!!!" he screamed, then he brightened. "In the story, a hunter comes by and kills the wolf."
There was a knock and a hunter with long, blonde hair burst down the door. "I'm here to save... "
The wolf and the hunter took one look at each other and a hungry look passed over both their faces. The wolf blushed and said, "I'm Treize Khushrenada."
"I am Zechs, a royal prince who sometimes hunts for handsome wolves."
Suddenly, the pair was framed by a rectangular frame with rotating roses.
Wufei, knowing what would happen if he didn't get out of there, immediately dived out the window and chased after his dog, screaming, "Nataku, come back!" "Zechs, he's getting away."
"Don't worry, Treize, I have a tranquilizer gun."
The End
(:./mk/redwu)
