04-Sep-2000
Category: humor, weirdness
Rating: R
Pairings: gonna make you read it
Warnings: Language/mild S&M
Feedback: C&C
Notes: Kind of a fic challenge from GWML. Someone wanted a Relena Finds Out story that wasn't a 2x1/1x2. So here's my little twist on it.
Disclaimer: Gundam Wing and its characters belongs to Bandai, Sunrise and Sotsu Agency and are only being used for non profit entertainment purposes
"Dorothy, don't you find Heero handsome?" Relena asked as she spied Heero and Quatre arriving to her school in the Sank Kingdom.
"He's okay, I guess. Who's the scrawny blond with him?" Dorothy asked.
"Why that's Quatre Raberba Winner. I'm surprise you don't recognize him. His father is responsible for the bulk of the satellites in the colonies," Relena admonished.
"Sorry. I know of his father, but not of him," Dorothy smiled.
After breaking her third sword on Heero Yuy, Dorothy returned to Relena's side.
"This is great! That annoying boy, Duo isn't here to get between me and my Heero!" Relena beamed.
"I don't understand," Dorothy said confused.
"He's a silly boy who insists that Heero is in love with him! Can you imagine?" Relena laughed.
"Well, actually ..."
"Oh Dorothy, don't be silly. Boys can't be in love."
"They can't?"
"No! That would be wrong," Relena reasoned.
"If you say so."
That night, Quatre was leaving the room he shared with Heero, as they were the only boys enrolled in Relena's school. Relena saw him leaving and thought this was her chance.
Before she got halfway down the hallway, Quatre called out to her. "Miss Relena, where are you going?"
"To see Heero, of course!"
"Umm... I don't think that's such a good idea. He's not alone right now," Quatre said nervously.
Relena started to see green. "How did he get here? Why didn't Pargan tell me he was here?"
"Who?" Quatre asked.
"Isn't Duo Maxwell with Heero?" Relena asked.
Quatre laughed. "No, Miss Relena. Duo's not here."
Relena looked relieved. "Well, then I don't see why I can't stop by to say hello!" She stormed past Quatre. Quartre merely shrugged and shook his head.
'Someday, she'll learn.'
Relena opened the door to Heero's room and walked in without knocking. She was stunned by the sight.
Heero was on the bed, very naked with his hands and feet tied to the bedposts. Well, naked except for the strategically place whipped cream and a dog collar around his neck. Lapping up the whipped cream from his nipples was a scantily-leather clad Dorothy Catalonia.
"You like this, don't you slave?"
"Yes, Mistress Dorothy."
"Do you know what I'm going to do to you next, slave?"
"No, Mistress Dorothy."
"I'm going to fuck you so hard you won't be able to walk straight. Would you like that slave?"
"Yes, Mistress Dorothy."
Relena found her voice, "Heero! What are you doing? Dorothy, untie him now!"
Dorothy petted Heero's head like the pet he was. She merely looked at her. "I didn't invite you to join in on our games, Relena. You don't have permission to talk to my slave." She arose from the bed and sauntered over to Relena. "Oh and the name is MISTRESS Dorothy, even to you." She took her hand and gently rubbed Relena's cheek.
Relena backed away and said, "Eeep!"
There was a knock on the door.
"Enter!" Dorothy said.
Quatre arrived carrying whips, more chains and a rather large strap-on dildo. "I brought your supplies, Mistress Dorothy." He looked over at Relena. "Is she a new slave Mistress?"
Relena ran screaming from the room.
OWARI
(:./babaca/rfoa)
