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Duo's Top 10s

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Top Ten Lines You Wanted to Hear Duo Say:

10.

To Relena, stepping in front of Heero, arms outspread: "Is it just today, or are you always psychotic?"
9."He runs, he hides, but he never lies -unless you count that time I said some other kid put the itching powder in Father Maxwell's underwear..."
8.To Howard, after redesigning Deathscythe to Deathscythe-Hell: You da man, Howard. It's almost as cool as me."
7.To Relena, when she walks up from the Big Pink Limo: "Get away from him honey - this boy's mine.
6.To Howard, when Duo's watching the moon: "I wonder where that guy is now... 'cause when I find him I'm killing that frickin' thief..."
5.To Quatre, when they're talking in the Manguanac city: "Let's ditch the colonies, stay here, and eat fruit!"
4.To Heero, aboard the Peacemillion: "Hey Heero! Check out my braid! It floats up! How cool is that??"
3To Hilde, when that huge MS shows up in the junkyard: "There goes the neighborhood..."
2.To Heero, who's flying off to save Relena from the Libra: "Do us all a favor - don't go."
1.To Heero, after he stole parts from Deathscythe: "Omae o korosu."

 

Top Ten Signs You're Obsessed With Duo:
10.You've found a clerical supply company on the web and are thinking of placing an order.
9.You wear a braid into the pool so you can check out what your hair would look like at zero-g.
8.You gaze, rather adoringly, at the most sullen male of your acquaintance and murmur, "What a guy..."
7.You're torn between "priest" and "grim reaper" for Halloween, and then just decide to combine the two.
6.You've taken to picking your friends pockets just for fun. (Most of the time you give the stuff back.)
5.You greet each new day with a rousing, "Shinigami has returned from hell!!"
4.You've been seeing how many bobby pins your hair can conceal, to practice while waiting for your new lock picks.
3.Explosive devices have suddenly become very interesting for you.
2.You've actually devoted time towards researching whether you can get a cloaking device for your car.
1.You're scouring ebay and other auction sites looking for a real scythe.

 

Top Ten Things Duo would want if he was stranded on a desert island :
10.Heero - for entertainment.
9.An inflatable beach ball.
8.Lots of food and Hilde to cook it.
7.A really comfy hammock -for snoozing or snuggling with whichever companion comes by.
6.Snorkeling gear.
5.Several bottles of Pantene Pro-V - can't let that salt water stay in the hair, you know. ^_~
4.A stack of old Mobile Suit Mechanic magazines.
3.His thermal scythe - for getting the coconuts off the palm trees.
2.A wind surfer.
1.A large pile of old mobile suit parts to play with.

 

Top Ten Questions Duo Would Hate to be Asked:
10.Have you ever heard of a barber?
9.Are you really a priest?
8.You do know that you're not *really* the god of death, right?
7.Why don't you wear something bright and perky for a change?
6.Face it - you're jealous of Heero's piloting skills, aren't you?
5.Is there something going on with you and Howard?
4.Don't you worry about head lice?
3.Don't you feel guilty making Hilde do all the shopping?
2.Do you think stealing is wrong?
1.Can you swat flies with that braid?

 

Top Ten Things Duo Hates To Receive In The Mail: Graciously donated by Ravin Lorance - thanks!
10.Those repetitive threatening messages from Relena (well, maybe not HATE, but they must be getting quite annoying)
9.Letter from Hilde saying she won't be doing any shopping next time he comes to town, he'll just have to manage on his own.
8.Letter from Howard saying the self-destruct button on Deathscythe has been fixed.
7.A bill from Howard for fixing the self-destruct button on Deathscythe.
6.The notice from the cleaners saying they accidentally spilled bleach on his entire wardrobe.
5.Hate mail from Heero asking, "why, why, why, didn't you let me shoot Relena that first time?"
4.Tuition bills from when Heero enrolled in the colony school under Duo's name.
3.Those darn coded messages about "wheat fields" and "pull carts" that take so long to figure out.
2.Letters from the scientists asking if they can "catch a ride" to Libra with Duo again.
1.Letter from Heero saying he's "borrowing" parts from Deathscythe again.

 

Top Ten Self-Help/Teaching Videos Duo Has in His Possession: Graciously donated by Golden Usagi - thanks!
10.What Makes You Recognizable as a Soldier? Great Historical Soldiers had Distinguishing Nicknames
9.The Art of Salvaging: One Man's Trash is Another's Spare Gundam
8.Escaping Enemy Territory Demands a Good Disguise
7.How to Free Up More Time to Fight: Move in with Someone, Preferably a Good Cook
6.Being Nice Means Saving People who Tried to Kill You and Destroy your Mech
5.Deathscythe Instructional Video by Professor G: About Your Gundam's Special Underwater and Cloaking Devices, Please Don't Break Them
4.The Art of Lock Picking
3.How to Develop Your Own Clothing Style II: Dressing to the Advantage
2.Never Shoot Before You Know the Situation
1.Hair Care During Warfare

 

Top Ten Lines You'll (Hopefully) Never Hear Duo Say: Graciously donated by CJ Comer - thanks!
10.What's up with this braid? It's so unmilitary like...
9.ot milk?
8.Pluto has returned from Hades!
7.*Throws a PokeBall* Go Deathscythe! *A Scyther pops out*
6.*While fighting evil, he pulls out a charm* Shinigami Star Power, Make Up! *And turns into the Sailor Scout Shinigami!*
5.Hey, Heero. Do you think I should perm my hair?
4.Singing 'Everybody Gay' in the shower, making references to Heero, himself, Trowa, and Quatre.
3.Trowa, can I join the circus too? *in a whining voice*
2.Hey, the self-destruct button worked... Oh no! *blows up*
1.*rapping like Eminem* Yo I'm the real Shinigami...

 

Duo's Top Ten New Year's Resolutions:
10.To pay Hilde back for all those groceries.
9.To resist, for another year, the urge to cut his hair.
8.To get *some* reaction out of Heero. (He's desperate - he'll take any reaction at this point.)
7.To finally get that self-destruct button working (damn you, Professor G!)
6.To go camping with Quatre.
5.To finally forgive Trowa for blowing up Deathscythe. *sob!!*
4.To get Heero to play basketball with him again (g-boys vs. OZies.)
3.To turn a profit in his salvage business - for once.
2.To figure out a way to store D-Hell Custom so that it's hanging upside by its toes.
1.To let his hair down more often. ^_^

 

Top Ten Things Duo Put on his Xmas List: Graciously donated by Golden Usagi
10.A scythe pendant set in gold with silver for the handle and emerald for the thermal blade (only Quatre may be able to afford this one)
9.New lock picks - each time he's imprisoned by OZ, he manages to lose a couple
8.Extra Gundam parts - so Heero can use them instead of pulling apart Deathscythe; plus, you can't ever have too many spare Gundam parts
7.This one's for Doctor J: a replacement for that little thing that allows him to use energy weapons underwater; he has no clue where it is or how it works, but he managed to break it
6.A steel plate so that Heero gets a surprise when he punches Duo in the stomach
5.Brighter bulbs for Deathscythe Hell's eyes
4.A new hand-held propeller - after he jumped out of the hospital with Heero, he just let the other one fly off by itself
3.A pair of bat wings and black cloak for himself so that he can dress up next Halloween
2.A mini thermal scythe cleverly disguised as a black pencil forwhateverdoes he need a reason? It's just cool.
1.A leather biker jacket with "Shinigami" on the back

 

Top Ten Holiday Events Duo's Looking Forward To:
10.Putting up lights in D-Hell's cockpit.
9.Ditto with the mistletoe - anyone who comes near Deathscythe is his.
8.Wearing felt reindeer horns with jingle bells during OZ base raids.
7.Playing in the snow with Quatre.
6.Getting enough salvage to design a giant lighted holiday display for the kids at the orphanage.
5.Waving his scythe and chortling "HO HO HO!" as he engages enemy mech.
4.Playing Santa at the homeless shelter - those kids all have good imaginations...
3.Spiking the eggnog just before Wufei drinks it.
2.Shaking all the presents.
1.Putting a 1/100th scale D-Hell model with glowing green scythe blade as the topper on the tree.

 

Top Ten Items Duo would buy in bulk: Graciously donated by Shikyouta
10.CD-Rs -to burn all the mp3s he secretly downloads onto Heero's laptop, so he can listen to his fave tunes while rocking OZ in Deathscythe
9.Heavy duty work gloves -to protect his wonderful hands from jagged scrap metal bits
8.White undershirts -after a long, hard day's worth of destruction while sitting in a sweaty gundam cockpit... WHEW!
7.Deodorant -along the same line as the undershirts
6.JOLT COLA!!! -everyone could tell he was on a MAJOR sugar low when he visited Quatre at the Winner resource satellite.
5.Black jodhpurs -those pants are hard to find, might as well grab 'em all in one go.
4.Lock picks -always losing them (or always falling out from) in his hair
3.Sour cream & onion Pringles -once you pop, you can't stop. the cans also double as effective Heero-annoying mini-bongos.
2.2-in-1 Pert Plus -he just doesn't have time to mess with TWO bottles!
1.BLACK HAIR ELASTICS! -Duo tends to fling them all at the others ;)

 

Top Ten Things Duo would do at the mall: Graciously donated by Golden Usagi
10.Checked out the hair care products (and lock picks), and made up ridiculous answers for those mall survey people outside all the stores.
9.Saw how much random chaos he could cause before Heero threatened to kill him, which, of course, didn't take very long.
8.Played on the escalators.
7.Went to the movie theater and ordered an extra extra large popcorn and insisted that he didn't when it was ready.
6.Tried to charge something on both Quatre and Relena's credit cards.
5.Bought a toy scythe and ran from one end of the mall to the other screaming, "Shinigami has returned from hell!"
4.Then told everyone that he was a priest getting rid of evil demons.
3.Almost set the mall on fire while trying to pick out the perfect scent of candle.
2.Played in the penny fountain, but kept his braid dry.
1.Was finally caught and thrown out by security. Snuck back into the mall 15 minutes later wearing a pair of sunglasses.

 

Top Ten Oscars Duo could win:
10.Best (but Most Improbable) Hair on a Terrorist
9.Most Number of Scenes That Call for His Existence Being Ignored by Relena
8.Most Adorable in a Sexist Role (those grocery scenes with Hilde -*rolls her eyes*)
7.Best Facial Expressions In Scenes Involving Heero Yuy
6.Best Use of A Thermal Weapon Underwater (how does he do that??)
5.Best Flying Hair in Get-Away Scenes
4.Most Wicked Gundam (actually a tie with Epyon)
3.Best Use of Clerical Duds in a Combat Role
2.Most OZ arrests in one series
1.Best All-Around Gundam Pilot (he even beat Mercurius and Vayeate, based on Heero and Trowa)

 

Top Ten Jeopardy Categories for Duo: (for best effect, insert the phrase, "I'll take" before each category and "for 300, Alex" after)
10.Break-Ins & Break-Outs
9.Food & Eating
8.Junkyard Jewels
7.Symbols of Mortality
6.Clerical Clothing
5.Sadistic OZ Guards
4.Heavy Hair
3.Housekeeper Training
2.Heero Worship (He'll compete with Zechs in this category)
1.Self-Destruction 101

 

Top Ten Signs You're Hanging Out With Duo Too Much: Graciously donated by Tataragami
10.You attach any broken-down vehicle along the highway to the back of your car just for spare parts, only to have it shot at and almost destroyed by the owner.
9.You don't consider braids appearing on males to be a strange occurrence.
8.You run around screaming that Shinigami has been reincarnated as a teenager -- and your friends start to believe you.
7.You think priest collars and jodhpurs are not odd accessories on terrorists.
6.Those stealth lessons you took really paid off when you tried to scare the living daylights out of your friends using your mobile suit, and it worked.
5.Food randomly disappears around your house and you have no idea where it went to.
4.You feel this rather inexplicable attraction to all the antisocial, suicidal guys at your school and try to make friends with them even though they don't appear to like you...
3....and you succeed.
2.You use your new lockpicks to break in to a local military base but end up being caught and condemned to death... multiple times.
1.You really begin to understand just why Heero is so quiet.

 

Duo's Top Ten Uses for a Paper Clip:
10.shape it into a tiny scythe for table-top battles with Wufei in restaurants
9.use it to clean out the Pringles™ crumbs from his mini-disk player
8.what else? a cheap lockpick (hidden in his hair, naturally...)
7.coat it with a liquid explosive and throw it at menacing hospital personnel duringa daring rescue attempt
6.a toothpick after a big meal at Quatre's place
5.as a quick fix for rips in Deathscythe-Hell's wings
4.as a handy cleaning tool for promising hunks of scrap metal
3.give it to Hilde to hold on her beret
2.use it to finally get that stupid self-destruct device working
1.when nothing else is around, use it to tie off that devastatingly cool braid

 

Top Ten Things You're Likely to Find in Duo's Fridge/Freezer:
10.chocolate milk in quarts - he likes to drink right from the carton
9.leftover pizza from last Saturday night...
8....and a few from earlier Saturday nights as well
7.steak and apples - Hilde bought them with her own slave-like hands
6.a pitcher of iced coffee (coffee swiped from Quatre)
5.several rolls of film depicting OZies in compromising situations
4.strawberry-banana Go-gurt™ - being Shinigami leaves no time for spoons
3.some strange new liquid gundam fuel that's highly unstable and needs to stay frozen so it doesn't explode (a favor for Howard)
2.Otter Pops™
1.Heero's shorts (shhhh! don't tell him! :D)

 

Top Ten GW Toys Duo Would Like to See Bandai Release:
10.The Big Book of Gundam Wing Jokes™ - See the funny side of the war! An entire chapter on OZ uniforms alone!
9.Smirking for Dummies™ play pack: includes the bestselling book, a mirror, and a Duo action figure with 6 changeable expressions.
8.School Daze play set: Pilot figures with school uniforms, neighboring OZ base, and Stalking Relena™ doll. (Pink limousine not included.)
7.My Friend Hilde™: She's cute, feisty, & pilots mechs like no one's business! (Comes complete with perpetually filled grocery bag and mop.)
6.Scythe of Doom™ with battery-powered, glowing flame (heats up to 90 degrees F!) Deluxe set comes with 2nd D-Hell Upgrade™ flame.
5.From the Rebel collection: Shinigami's Cap™ - Not only do you get the black cap, but also a 3-ft-long braid with a set of hideable lock picks!
4.Shinigami's Cloak™: Pretend you're crossing from the Libra to Peacemillion with armoured bat wings around you. (Tiny scientists included.)
3.Official GW Duo Nightlight™: an exact replica of the one he stares at while he thinks about Heero
2. 
1.Shinigami's Hangar™: Hangar, Duo, Heero, & Howard figures, gundam models that share parts. (Both mechs can't work at the same time!)

 

Top Ten Ways Real-Life Guys Would be Better if They Took After Duo:
10.If they got angry, they'd take it out on something inanimate - like an OZ weapons-manufacturing facility.
9.Even when they're pumped up on testosterone, they'd still look "cute."
8.The clothes they wear would always match.
7.The fist is broken and he can't shoot those wicked cool buster shields anymore. (Who pays for those, anyway?)
6.There's no frig.
5.He found out the hard way that it's no longer watertight.
4.He needs a headrest that has a space for his braid to hand down the back.
3.The eyes don't glow anymore, and that's just uncool.
2.The cloaking device keeps malfunctioning when he's trying to sneak up on those pesky Leos.
1."Ooops! Sorry about that, missy - I was trying to shoot the guy in the tanktop!"

 

Top Ten Signs That Duo Needs a New Mech:
10.Trowa's been around his old one. Poor Shinigami!
9.No bat wings.
8.The color of the thermal blade on his scythe has gone from eerie green to a soft, pastel blue.
7.The fist is broken and he can't shoot those wicked cool buster shields anymore. (Who pays for those, anyway?)
6.There's no frig.
5.He found out the hard way that it's no longer watertight.
4.He needs a headrest that has a space for his braid to hand down the back.
3.The eyes don't glow anymore, and that's just uncool.
2.The cloaking device keeps malfunctioning when he's trying to sneak up on those pesky Leos.
1.The self-destruct button actually works.

 

Top Ten Products or Services We'd Like to See & Would Rather Not See Duo Endorse:
Like to see:
10.Duo's Comedy Traffic School.
9.Personal cloaking devices.
8.Hair Club for Men.
7.Any product where a man does the grocery shopping for a woman.
6.Funeral Homes - imagine the takers he'd get when he looks into the camera and says with a sexy grin, "Spend eternity with Shinigami..."
Would Rather Not See:
5.Long-term financial planning
4.The Relena Peacecraft line of personal grooming products.
3.Supercuts Haircutting. - Bang trims just don't count.
2.Workshops on "Handling Stress in the Workplace" - "That irritating guy from Accounting? Ask him to lunch, then pull out your twin-beam scythe."
1.Shinigami's Driving School - Their motto: "Anyone who cuts in front of me has got a date with his maker."

 

Top Ten Signs That You're on a Date With Duo:
10.By the middle of the date you find yourself convinced that terrorists are actually hilariously funny...
9.... especially when they claim to be the God of Death in between jokes.
8.Your date gives you a tour of his mech and when you panic because you accidentally hit the self-destruct, he just laughs and says, "As if..."
7.You're presented with a friendship ring that your date made from salvaged gundam parts.
6.When you ask him what plans he has for dinner, your date looks surprised and says, "You mean you didn't go the grocery store for me?"
5.At the amusement park, on the bumper cars, he terrorizes small children by chasin them and screaming, "Watashi wa Shinigami!!"
4.Near the end of the date you find yourself agreeing with Trowa that silence really can be golden. - and you hope to get some soon.
3.Something has come between you and your date - it's about 3 feet long, chestnut-brown , and means more to him than you ever will.
2.You're getting intimate when your date pulls out a pair of handcuffs and spins them around his index finger, cackling madly.
1.During a romantic moment, you run your fingers through your date's hair and several lock picks fall out.

 

Top Ten Reasons to Like Duo:
10.He likes to bug the hell out of Heero.
9.He looks great in black...
8.... and so does his gundam.
7.Not everyone can use a hand-held propeller without looking like a total fool.
6.He's short, fifteen years old, and he's the god of Death!
5.The meter-long braid makes for killer action scenes.
4.He managed to tick off Relena in only two episodes.
3.He's one of the rare few who can pull of the "clerical-collar-as-fashion-accessory" look.
2.He laughs in the face of that boring convention of soldiers having short hair.
1.The scythe - enough said.

 

Duo's Top Ten Vacation Destinations When GW comes to the U.S.:
10.Edwards Air Force Base, California - he wants to volunteer as a test pilot.
9.New Orleans, Louisiana - guess who wants to go to Mardi Gras this year?
8.Los Angeles, California -fast cars, cool sunglasses. Life is good.
7.Indianapolis, Indiana - he wants to try driving on the Indy 500 Speedway.
6.Keystone, South Dakota - wants someone to take his picture hanging from Geoge Washington's nose on Mount Rushmore.
5.Fort Knox, Kentucky - plans to challenge his lockpicking skills at the U.S. Gold Depository.
4.Boise, Idaho - wants to pay homage to the state that grows the potatoes for all those french fries...
3.New York, New York - will hang with Heero while he glares with the natives and just look cool wearing black.
2.San Francisco, California -dreams of rollerblading down Lombard Street, the Crookedest Street in the World.
1.Death Valley, California -need we say more?

 

Top Ten Things Duo Has to be Thankful For:
10.Looking incredibly cool in sunglasses.
9.At least Quatre has a sense of humor - sometimes that is. *sigh*
8.Relena doesn't seem to know you exist and, therefore, leaves you alone.
7.Howard. 'Nuff said.
6.Unlike in the military, terrorists don't have to keep their hair above collar length.
5.Heero can render you unconscious with a punch in the stomach - saves on brain damage.
4.Dr. J and Professor G - builders of Gundam Deathscythe Hell.
3.Gundam Deathscythe Hell. 'Nuff said.
2.Relena prevented you from killing Heero.
1.Having a braid for Heero to grab -sure it hurts, but Ay! Chihuahua! - the end result!

 

Top Ten Ways Duo has for Saying 'No' to a Date:
10.Point to your priest collar and shake your head in sympathy.
9.Point to your priest collar and nod your head with a wicked gleam in your eye.
8.Tell them you only date people with longer hair than you.
7.Listen to the request for a date, begin to giggle, then fall down laughing. Get up wipe your eyes and say to the asker, "Man I love your jokes -that was a good one!"
6.Get Heero to tell the asker what a great listener you are.
5.Ask them if they *really* feel like being sent to Hell today. They'll probably change their minds about the date.
4.Tell him/her yes if they will take you to dinner. Then have Quatre show them a copy of the last bill he got for all the food you ate at one of his estates.
3.Agree, but remind the asker that he/she will not be allowed to live after seeing you on the date.
2.Agree, but only if he/she agrees in exchange to do your grocery shopping for etermity.
1.Tell them Heero has to wash your hair tonight.

 

Top Ten Signs that Duo has had Too Much to Drink:
10.He begins to howl at the moon - even during the day.
9.He flirts with Wu Fei, "just for a lark."
8.He seriously believes Trowa has been telling dirty jokes, and he can't stop laughing at them.
7.He asks Quatre if he's gotten to second base with Trowa...
6.... after telling Quatre in excruciating detail which base he and Heero have gotten to.
5.He asks Relena if she wants to do a karaoke duet of "The Boy is Mine" with him.
4.He glomps Heero and tells him that he needs to be "perkier."
3.He walks around saying that he's misplaced his braid and asks everyone several times if they've seen it.
2.He lies at Truth or Dare when Quatre asks him if he's ever done, "the wild thing" with Hilde.
1.He waits patiently as Heero puts the moves on him. (Maybe he's passed out.)

 

Duo's Top Ten Essential School Supplies for Success in OZ-controlled Schools:
10.Elastic hair bands. It's true a guy can never have enough.
9.Pager to get messages from Quatre back at the safehouse.
8.Pager to send silly, annoying, and/or racy messages to Heero, sitting in the seat across from him.
7.His carefully cultivated set of crime-professional lock picks - for those times when his locker won't open.
6.Bug spray / flyswatter combo for defending Heero against sudden and frightening appearances by Relena.
5.Snacks. (see list below for details)
4.Soothing eye drops, for use after batting his eyelashes at girls all day.
3.Stomach protector, for use when Heero realizes he's been batting his eyelashes at girls all day.
2.Manga, manga, and more manga (for those long evenings in the dorms when Heero isn't cooperative.)
1.Boxes of candy for the principal's secretary when he has to visit her office again for - what else? - talking in class.

 

Duo's Top Ten Favorite Comfort Foods:
10.Communion wafers.
9.All-American #1 - burgers, fries, chocolate shake.
8.Boost energy drink (chocolate, natch). Drunk through a crazy-straw while playing Nintendo.
7.Anything that would tend to disgust Heero early in the morning. (e.g., Cocoa Puffs drenched in chocolate milk.)
6.All-American #2 - spaghetti and meatballs - heavy on the meatballs, he's a growing boy (or wants to be.)
5.Wild & Crazy Berry Pop-Tarts. (thinks the purple and blue swirls are too cool)
4.Any snack food that ends in "-ito."
3.Black cherry fruit roll-ups (unrolled.) Remindshim of Heero's spandex shorts. *big sweatdrop*
2.All-American #3 - pizza and beer (pepperoni and pineapple; beer in pitchers)
1.Ruffles sour cream and onion potato chips, eaten sprawled on his bed, reading used manga.

 

Top Ten Things Duo Liked/Bought/Did on the GWing Disneyland Road Trip:
10.Spent an hour trying to get Quatre to decide on the green Goofy turtleneck or the Jiminy Cricket watch for Trowa.
9.Stopped at every single popcorn stand.
8.Got Heero to dance with him for one whole song on the dance floor next to Space Mountain.
7.Bought a baseball cap with Tigger on it. Made sure it had a place for his braid in the back.
6.His hippo jokes got more laughs than the ones from the guy leading the Jungle Cruise ride.
5.Kept going back for more on Splash Mountain.
4.Was the loudest one singing along with the birds in the Tiki Room.
3.Terrorized the little kids on the Autopia ride by gunning his tiny car, shouting, "Road Rage!!!", and laughing maniacally.
2.Enjoyed every single trip through Pirates of the Carribbean with Heero...
1.Bought mouse ears with "Shinigami" embroidered on the back. (The traditional black ones, of course!)

 

Top Ten Things to discuss with Kodoma no Omocha's Sana Kurata over vanilla milkshakes? (No chocolate please - they're both hyper enough...)
10.The burden of being the spunkiest member of the group - tough job, but someone's gotta...
9.A regular loaner schedule for Duo to use Sana-chan's mallet on Heero and for Sana to use Deathscythe-Hell on Hayama-kun.
8.How to get Heero to cop feels off of Duo as often as Hayama does off Sana. (Something tells me that Duo would appreciate them more than Sana does...)
7.The trauma of not knowing who your real parents are - Waaaaaahhh! ;^_^;
6.Conflicts that arise in trying to balance school with a heavy work schedule.
5.Having guardians who look and/or dress oddly (although Duo really wins this one hands down.)
4.The possibility of getting Treize to behave by getting a picture of him while Quatre is pulling his pants down. (Sana's extra advice: After it's developed, threaten him with it every chance you get.)
3.How uncool it is when your friends (and loved-ones!) don't appreciate your sense of humor.
2.Which OZ members would do best on the set of Zenjirou's Kodoma no Omocha.
1.That most seductive personality characteristic in men -pathological silence.

 

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Duo's Top Ten Benefits of Having a Waist-Length Hair:
10.Friends find it convenient to stuff your braid in your mouth, just in case you're a little too chatty.
9.You're the easiest to spot on-screen; just look for the guy with the tail flying out behind him.
8.The taunts it brings from insecure macho types provide an excellent excuse for keeping your fighting skills fresh.
7.It's the most versatile sex toy in all fanficdom.
6.It's longer than Relena's - nanny nanny boo boo!! : P
5.The dramatic moment when you take that space helmet off (just ask Zechs!)
4.Heero's hands - enough said. *blushes furiously and sweatdrops*
3.It's something to play with if you have to sit through the same boring school lectures again and again.
2.You can say sincerely (to back out of a date) I *have* to wash my hair, and yes it *will* take all evening.
1.It's great handle for your koibito to use when he wants to grab you and carry you off.

 

Duo's Top Ten Tips for Getting Through Wartime:
10.Keep an eye out for any opportunity - like picking up a stray gundam. You just can't have too much mecha.
9.Make friends with Manganac fighters - they have food, a place to hide out, even flowers!
8.Dress like a priest; you never know when it might give you the advantage.
7.Wear black; it's appropriate for social occasions of all kinds - guerilla warfare, for example.
6.Practice your maniacal death laugh often - it makes such a definitive statement.
5.Develop strong abdominal muscles for those times Heero tells you he loves you with a punch.
4.Wear your hair in a long braid - you'll take their breath away when you turn and fire.
3.Always see the positive side of things, like awaiting execution by OZ. (How many times was it? Three?)
2.Attract the attention of a psychotic gundam pilot with suicidal tendencies - he's a gem, really.
1.Keep talking!

 

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